😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Christo4k47 said:
He's just an 8 year old trapped in 30 year old man's body
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No he isn't. Dan is an intelligent man. He's eccentric, wacky, and loves talking to his camera. I don't think he's necessarily mentally ill and/or underdeveloped or handicapped.

Where he is handicapped perhaps is with his food allergies. But how many people study how their diet affects them emotionally like Dan does? Commonly when people don't feel well they look for an immediate remedy. Such as if a person is tired he/she will just get a coffee or an energy drink and think nothing more of it.
 
paperbag said:
No he isn't. Dan is an intelligent man. He's eccentric, wacky, and loves talking to his camera. I don't think he's necessarily mentally ill and/or underdeveloped or handicapped.

Where he is handicapped perhaps is with his food allergies. But how many people study how their diet affects them emotionally like Dan does? Commonly when people don't feel well they look for an immediate remedy. Such as if a person is tired he/she will just get a coffee or an energy drink and think nothing more of it.
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He's extremely mentally ill. He has no self awareness what so ever and can't put himself in other people's shoes. How much do you want to bet that he rambled to the judge about his diet, didn't admit guilt and represented himself in court? A sane person would've just lied, apologised, admitted guilt and got off on the sex offender charge. I thought he was high functioning autistic but even those people aren't that hopeless, he's borderline low functioning autistic like chrischan.
 
Can we have more dan antics and less discussion of we.en antics? Just scroll on by these tards, I want more dan action. He's funny weens not so much.
 
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Get back on topic, this guy seems like a good cow and like overall you have been doing a decent job.
 
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r.i.p. autistic Cilley-knights
 
Is that what the loud, churchbell ringing notification sounds are in his latest batch of videos?
 
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Christo4k47 said:
He's extremely mentally ill.
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Dan Cilley is a superior form of entertainment. He's good value for the tax payer's money and provides hours upon hours of entertainment for discerning ladies and gentlemen like ourselves.

The great thing is that there is nothing wrong in the wiring of his brain, well at least I don't think there is. All his failings and shortcomings are a reflection of the human condition. Dan has said many times that he has a good life already.

Watch one of his videos where he feels good and revel in it. Renew yourself in positivity but don't forget to laugh when he's being Cilley. Dan is a good lolcow and he is self-aware enough to know that he provides a comedic service to us.

Birth IS sex! :P

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paperbag said:
Dan Cilley is a superior form of entertainment. He's good value for the tax payer's money and provides hours upon hours of entertainment for discerning ladies and gentlemen like ourselves.

The great thing is that there is nothing wrong in the wiring of his brain, well at least I don't think there is. All his failings and shortcomings are a reflection of the human condition. Dan has said many times that he has a good life already.

Watch one of his videos where he feels good and revel in it. Renew yourself in positivity but don't forget to laugh when he's being Cilley. Dan is a good lolcow and he is self-aware enough to know that he provides a comedic service to us.
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"Self-aware" would not be in the top million adjectives I'd use to describe Dan. His life had gotten so pathetic that he's just barely able to function in society, just barely. In his new video he's walking the streets grunting and groaning, talking about the "estrogenic nature of meat" and how tattoos mean you have a "poverty mindset"---while he lives off of and spends his days screaming at a schizophrenic woman in a house filled with roaches. And food allergies do not work the way Dan says they do. Eating corn when you are 18 does not mean you can't hold a job for the next 13 years---his allergies change depending on what excuse he needs that day.
 
I only wish people would tell Dan his advice is pathetic and not encourage it. He might then enter a phase of self reflection and actually work on improving his own life. There might be one or two things he says that makes sense, but the rest is garbage. His whole diet thing has got to go especially since he doesn't seem to follow it, what an idiot.
 
My favorite new Dan tic is his increased insistence that he's "a good person" citing the most esoteric reasons. It's probably brought on by the post-jailtime online onslaught and being run out of town (he's particularly triggered when people call him a 'scumbag')

Here's a few I've caught so far, feel free to add:

Dan is a good person because-

-Over a decade ago his coach made him MVP of his high school baseball team
-He has high energy
-He's never tried drugs or alcohol
-He doesn't have any tattoos
-He eats the freshest fruits and vegetables 24/7
-He would only give trick or treaters healthy snacks (when he acquires a house)
-He made Kim a burrito (with undoubtedly food bought with her money)
-He isn't a zombie
-He helped that girl carry a box like a year ago
 
yolo2020 said:
I only wish people would tell Dan his advice is pathetic and not encourage it.
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People literally tell Dan he's full of shit every single day on multiple social media forums. Even his family has told him that his fantasies and ideas are not only retarded, but frightening and upsetting. There's absolutely no hope for Dan to ever become self-reflective or work on improving his life. After one of the only times he attended counseling, he said he thought the psychologist was "inspired" by him and his energy. If Dan had had intervention when he was a child with a supportive family and steady counseling, there MAY have been hope for him, but with little to no guidance and the way his brain is wired, it's far too late for a manchild in his 30s who's a convicted sex offender to make any significant long-term changes in his life.

Edit: Cheers to the Farms for changing the word r e t a r d e d to exceptional.
 
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rankmelon said:
There's absolutely no hope for Dan to ever become self-reflective or work on improving his life.
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There are times I'd like to think there is hope for everyone, but these days it's getting harder and harder to actually believe it. What do you think should be done to him? Jail him for life? Euthanize the mentally ill? Leave him alone and let him continue to be a burden to society? I mean if he cannot be helped then what other options are there no matter how extreme?
 
Looks like one of the lines Dan often pulls out of his bag of quotes may be bogus.

"Most of America is encephalopathic, or even psychotic, due to the high protein intake"

Dan emailed Joel Fuhrman about this statement that Dan says Joel said in his first video (which isn't online anymore) and Joel replied that he didn't say that. Instead Joel says to Dan that he may have misheard it or something and states that what he was referring to was alcoholics. As in, most alcoholics are encephalopathic, or even psychotic. :P

Dan says Joel must be lying to him and that Joel doesn't stand by his statement anymore as it makes America look bad. Dan then bangs his chest saying how he's always honest.

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yolo2020 said:
There are times I'd like to think there is hope for everyone, but these days it's getting harder and harder to actually believe it. What do you think should be done to him? Jail him for life? Euthanize the mentally ill? Leave him alone and let him continue to be a burden to society? I mean if he cannot be helped then what other options are there no matter how extreme?
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What do you mean "be done to him"? We don't want him to rape any kids, but as long as he doesn't do that then who cares? Let him make his pathetic videos and live in the gutter muttering and cursing at himself while saying how positive he is.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
"When I see a minor, like 14 years old or 15 or 16 or whatever, it defintely turns me on."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=VVv-4p0S-6I;m=13;s=55
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Gawd, what a brainless idiot. I guess jail wasn't that bad if he's still on the minor obsession. The only thing that might work is if he's actually talking to a minor and the father puts him in the hospital, than again knowing this idiot.............sigh
 
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