😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Dan uploaded a vlog playlist dated 27 Aug 2017 to his own website (possibly because he was suspended from YouTube for content linked to above that has since been removed):

http://www.dancilley.com/blog/8-28-2017/live-the-best-life-possible-8-27-2017/

He said he didn't get the telemarking job because the firm wouldn't do business with him "because of [his] background".

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Kim features prominently in the background of Part 1 apparently angry at Dan for being unable to get work, but then slipping into her delusions, Dan acknowledges that he was "touching himself" and this offended Kim. Should be a fun vlog.
In the fourth video they argue whether Dan intentionally turned towards Kim and farted at her, and that's about the most logical part. If you like to hear him yell "Hello!" at her a million times while she babbles incoherently, that's the video for you. He's actually crying, or so he says because the screen is dark, while berating her to say she's sorry for "disrespecting" him with her mindless gibberish. I don't know if it's worse to be schizophrenic or to take a schizophrenic's rants personally.

Edited to add: I have to admit, it's close to unbearable to listen to Dan berate this woman endlessly, alternating between lecturing her, angrily demanding an apology, and yelling at her for not talking, then repeatedly saying "Hello" when she DOES try to talk. When Dan hurts himself, it's funny, but not when he takes it out on others.
 
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You can actually hear that he is crying in his voice. What a cretin. You can tell how Dan acted as a kid to get his way with his Mom. He's confessed to sexually assaulting her on video. Have numerous times on tape where he is screaming at her threateningly. All that plus her mental problems means free reign for her to stab him in the neck while sleeping. No jury would convict. Just saying.

"I can't believe, you get so viciously angry. Like, I don't know what vicious means, but, I need a dictionary." His IQ is 80 tops.
 
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What I found most amusing is that even when Dan was having a bit of a cry he was looking at it from an observational point of view saying it was the gluten that was causing him to be so emotional. He says if he had eaten healthily he probably wouldn't be caring so much what happened and wouldn't be demanding an apology from Kim, but even after this reflection he continues to demand an apology.

"I can't believe, you get so viciously angry. Like, I don't know what vicious means, but, I need a dictionary." His IQ is 80 tops.

Even when Dan's angry he wants his words to be accurate. It's all very strange. It's likely he plays it up using his gluten sickness as an opportunity to document it and show how bad it is for the viewers at home.

Recently he said that he was sort of joking about women not being interested in sex because they blast themselves with Starbucks and stuff but now he's believing in what he says more now. So it seems some of Dan is just performance.
 
Even when Dan's angry he wants his words to be accurate. It's all very strange. It's likely he plays it up using his gluten sickness as an opportunity to document it and show how bad it is for the viewers at home.

Recently he said that he was sort of joking about women not being interested in sex because they blast themselves with Starbucks and stuff but now he's believing in what he says more now. So it seems some of Dan is just performance.

I don't believe for one second that he's performing (his autistic noises and voices, sure, he gets off on faking that but he BELIEVES this food stuff). If it is a performance, that might make him even more mentally ill because he's spending his whole life sitting in a roach-filled room on Skid Row talking it for hours a day.
 
Do we have a confirmed sibling count on the Cilley clan? So far I have the autism army at two sisters and a brother, but are there more? This is including adopted and half-siblings.

I only knew about the two sisters! The other one, the fat one that he doesn't want to fuck, has a different family name and the other one, the one Dan wants to fuck, bears the "Cilley" family name (and she's the one where 'Kamilar' messed up when he accidentally outed himself as Dan when he posted on her YouTube page)

But looking at his father's Facebook I see a few people with the "Cilley" name I have no idea who they are, nor how they are related to Dan The Man
 
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I only knew about the two sisters! The other one, the fat one that he doesn't want to fuck, has a different family name and the other one, the one Dan wants to fuck, bears the "Cilley" family name (and she's the one where 'Kamilar' messed up when he accidentally outed himself as Dan when he posted on her YouTube page)

But looking at his father's Facebook I see a few people with the "Cilley" name I have no idea who they are, nor how they are related to Dan The Man
Dan is one of six siblings. The ugly sister he doesn't want to fuck is the oldest, then Dan, then another brother, then the younger sisterm Annie Cilley, and then two younger brothers who have even worse issues than Dan and still live with the mom (in long-deleted videos he talked about bullying the youngest brothers and that his mom doesn't want him around them). The sisters appear to be most functional of the group.
 
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After a brief lull, Dan's back to posting videos on YouTube. Not a lot of interesting material. When Kim got her check, she gave him $204. I guess they just ate constantly because Dan said he gorged himself on all of the foods he says he can't eat (pizza, lobster, cookies, etc.). He mentioned that his therapist (he now has to go to both group and individual therapy) said he has bipolar tendencies (surprised Dan admitted it even though it's obvious). However, the past few videos he's been relatively calm and just rambling about food and gluten for an hour straight with the exact same statements as past vids. Eventually he'll go back to ranting and cursing again and we'll get some new antics.
 
Dan's new video is pretty interesting for the sheer level of :autism:


At 51:00, we hear that Dan could be a great ambulance driver but he would be the best ambulance driver ever and the other ambulance drivers would get mad at him. This is a guy who didn't drive for years because he lost his license.

This story transitions into Dan's baseball stories. He's told the "I was MVP of the varsity team" story more times than Al Bundy (dated reference, sorry) but here he divulges that he blew out his arm by throwing as hard as possible at all times. He also pissed off all of his teammates by firing the ball at them, even in practice. So that's what happened to his baseball career and why he was MVP in junior year and not senior year.

At 1:28:30 he says his mom was "so evil" for asking for child support for the six kids she was raising rather than moving into a homeless shelter (quote). So Dan would rather have been raised in a shelter than his father have to support his children. Guess that's the Stewart Cilley parenting philosophy indoctrinated in Danny boy.

At 1:35:00 we get a look at Dan's programming books (where does he get the money for these?) but then he follows a robust cockroach around for a while. This is one of Dan and Kim's roommates.

At 1:56:00, after Dan screams "Hello" at Kim for a while, she says he's selfish and a "one-way talker". He says that's the opposite of what he is. One of her moments of clarity amidst the abuse.

2:42:00, he sarcastically says he's stupid and that he must have autism, but then he says, "I believe that I'm a bad person if I'm great because people will hate me."

Now through the whole video Dan is quoting from a book (https://www.amazon.com/Mate-Become-...r=8-1&keywords=mate+become+the+man+women+want) and analyzing it. Then the author says brighter guys will have a higher economic status and will bring home "more meat" (caveman analogy). At this point Dan decides the author is trolling by writing this book and "it's not a real, sincere book" because who could advocate eating meat? So even authors who don't know who he is are trolling him now.
 
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There was a 3rd video posted yesterday as well that youtube flagged for sexual content. He talked about how he can't understand why anyone would marry a 40 year old. He said he would never marry a 40 year old but he would marry a 14 year old in another country. I posted it here but deleted the post once it was deleted. One more gets flagged and his account gets deleted.
 
I do believe Dan is a time bomb when it comes to women, especially since he's more loathing than ever of any human that isn't subservient to his boring, imaginary philosophies that cater only his sexual fulfillment.

That being said, I definitely don't want his YouTube page taken down.
 
I'm sorry if this is :late: as hell but why does Dan end every other sentence with "ya know?"

Is it a tic or something to do with his manic episodes or is it the good old 'tism?

It's aggravating as hell hearing it a million times in hour+ videos.
He has a lot of tics he seems to get off on: "ya know", saying "guys" and "whateva" like he's a New Yorker, the sudden high-pitched screeches, the fifty different self-help book quotes he repeats in rotation, the "every single daaaaaay" he says constantly when he's manic, and of course the constant "understand" or "undastaind" depending what accent he's using at that moment.

He's a pile of peculiarities.
 
Andrew Fitzpatrick/Andukaru/Weedle/The man of many names is apparently the one reporting Dan's videos to get him banned from YouTube.
andukaru 9 hours ago (edited)
I think it speaks volumes about the way YouTube is run that this Dan Cilley account hasn't been banned yet, considering a large part of his shtick is talking about how he wants to have sex with and impregnate underage girls, and used to be approaching underage girls with cameras and making lewd comments (although there were women of age as well, but if Dan could have access to only minors, I have no doubt he would take that opportunity). YouTube is the platform that Dan used to get himself into trouble in the first place, and despite his jail time and lifetime on the Sex Offender's Registry, he continues to upload his twisted manifestos to this website, albeit toned down by a tiny fraction. Dan will never learn his lesson and it would be best for all involved if YouTube took a stance and made an effort to keep this Sex Offender off this platform that can potentially give him easy access to children. Even Facebook got their shit together and booted him.
Andrew Fitzpatrick 7 hours ago
Although he is currently banned from uploading for 2 weeks because they deleted 2 videos I reported. The one he talked about wanting to marry a 14 year old in another country. The other where he talked sexually about the 13 year old with her parents. Not sure why they didn't ban the video from 8/19 part 5 that I reported. Should have been the 3rd one which have resulted in a ban.
Andrew Fitzpatrick 7 hours ago (edited)
I had to delete my songs because of sexual content and I will have any Dan video I can taken down if that is their policy. I just ask for consistency. This isn't about owed royalties from use of drawings and t-shirt sales. This is about youtube needing to start holding themselves to a higher standard and stop enabling the shameless hebephile Dan Cilley.
 
I haven't watched any DC videos in a few months but from these recent ones, I can say with his hair cut, he looks less like a crazy homeless person. That being said, DAN, MOVE THE CAMERA ABOUT A FOOT FROM YOUR FACE. His content is the same as usual... narcissist and delusional.
 
Andrew Fitzpatrick/Andukaru/Weedle/The man of many names is apparently the one reporting Dan's videos to get him banned from YouTube.
andukaru 9 hours ago (edited)
I think it speaks volumes about the way YouTube is run that this Dan Cilley account hasn't been banned yet, considering a large part of his shtick is talking about how he wants to have sex with and impregnate underage girls, and used to be approaching underage girls with cameras and making lewd comments (although there were women of age as well, but if Dan could have access to only minors, I have no doubt he would take that opportunity). YouTube is the platform that Dan used to get himself into trouble in the first place, and despite his jail time and lifetime on the Sex Offender's Registry, he continues to upload his twisted manifestos to this website, albeit toned down by a tiny fraction. Dan will never learn his lesson and it would be best for all involved if YouTube took a stance and made an effort to keep this Sex Offender off this platform that can potentially give him easy access to children. Even Facebook got their shit together and booted him.
Andrew Fitzpatrick 7 hours ago
Although he is currently banned from uploading for 2 weeks because they deleted 2 videos I reported. The one he talked about wanting to marry a 14 year old in another country. The other where he talked sexually about the 13 year old with her parents. Not sure why they didn't ban the video from 8/19 part 5 that I reported. Should have been the 3rd one which have resulted in a ban.
Andrew Fitzpatrick 7 hours ago (edited)
I had to delete my songs because of sexual content and I will have any Dan video I can taken down if that is their policy. I just ask for consistency. This isn't about owed royalties from use of drawings and t-shirt sales. This is about youtube needing to start holding themselves to a higher standard and stop enabling the shameless hebephile Dan Cilley.

What a massive moron Andrew Fitzpatrick is; now he's determined to spoil our fun for good
 
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