😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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"Errysinlday" times 300. Dan was mighty happy about having a caller though.

First time I've heard about his wanting to live in a gated community. Have I not been paying enough attention? Those communities are to keep people like Dan out, not keep him in so he can give the freshest fruits and vegetables to his neighbors errysinlday.

If Dan would only pull that camera back one foot I'd probably be able to sit through more of the vids. If you are going to turn it on yourself, do it right. Zig Zigler would recommend...
 
Now there's no fun anymore

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No Dan Cilley anymore and no Geo Godley - any one know of any YouTuber that's creepy and tries to pick up women in the daytime?
 
Gudrun.Margret1 said:
Now there's no fun anymore

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No Dan Cilley anymore and no Geo Godley - any one know of any YouTuber that's creepy and tries to pick up women in the daytime?
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Edited: Whoops, I see the newest channel is gone. The 2-hour video yesterday had more stuff about underage girls. That probably did him in with YouTube.
 
I didn't get through the entirety of the video, what did he say this time?

Pretty sure this was his last strike, right? Too bad that cable access show opportunity was a total tease, that seems like his only option left.
 
yolo2020 said:
Surprise, surprise they took down his videos again. Gee....I wonder who reported him?
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Don't know why he bothers. Can't Dan just create a new channel and attempt again not to say stuff that violates the guidelines?

In regards to Dan's website that's down at the moment, Dan said in a video a little while ago that he's found a new hosting company that allows he's content, and so it will be back up again.

GilaMonster said:
I didn't get through the entirety of the video, what did he say this time?
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Nothing much really, just that he likes to fuck and he likes women/girls starting from age 16 to whatever. Andrew probably just selected the 'Autism' option.

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Gudrun.Margret1 said:
Now there's no fun anymore

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No Dan Cilley anymore and no Geo Godley - any one know of any YouTuber that's creepy and tries to pick up women in the daytime?
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Not a YouTuber, but check out Russell Greer. Rather than hitting on teens, he has a celebrity crush on Taylor Swift and has sued her because his fee fees got hurt. He also creeps on women in IG. Funny cow.
 
Barbarella said:
Not a YouTuber, but check out Russell Greer. Rather than hitting on teens, he has a celebrity crush on Taylor Swift and has sued her because his fee fees got hurt. He also creeps on women in IG. Funny cow.
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Thank you for this. A hatable little shit of a man that's not Dan but shares a lot of common traits, specifically his "I'm a nice guy and that entitles me to whatever I want" lifestyle. After reading his description, skip ahead to page 130 of his thread to get to his disastrous lawsuit against Ariana Grande going down in flames.

And for those of you that missed it, here's doonydoobras remix of the (now deleted) video of Dan screaming at Kim:

 
Barbarella said:
Not a YouTuber, but check out Russell Greer. Rather than hitting on teens, he has a celebrity crush on Taylor Swift and has sued her because his fee fees got hurt. He also creeps on women in IG. Funny cow.
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Thanks but no thanks. Not interested.

However, today I luckily found a similar substitution for Dan on Youtube - a guy that thinks doing YouTube videos all day long is work; and starts off every mornings with a smoothie, goes to Alcoholics anonymous, has his own website with the url being his name and he offers coupons for paid online courses. Seems to be obsessed with education and trying to make people's lives better. Surprised he isn't a lolcow at Kiwifarms, but heck, that's good since I can keep him to myself and the Inverness idiot will not spoil my fun again.
 
I guess this clown is down indefinitely. If he could somehow get a video of himself accosting women, than people may take interest again. No one gave a shit about his diet "advice" garbage and underage pedo fantasies. On second thought, just fade away Dan, you're hopeless and will never stop talking about diet and pedo shit.
 
yolo2020 said:
I guess this clown is down indefinitely. If he could somehow get a video of himself accosting women, than people may take interest again. No one gave a shit about his diet "advice" garbage and underage pedo fantasies. On second thought, just fade away Dan, you're hopeless and will never stop talking about diet and pedo shit.
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It's not a lack of interest (while Dan is no Russell Greer, he always had his cult followers), it's the fact he's got someone who gets him banned from YouTube whenever he posts something twisted (and this is Dan, so any of his child-sex fantasies qualify). Part 2 is Dan being too lazy to actually work and pay for a simple hosting fee for his own site and he has no place for his "best life possible" teaching. I thought he might come back when he got his money from Kim for November but no sign so far.
 
Has anyone tried to contact him through email, his still somehow functioning Twitter account or the phone number he provided for the call in livestream?
 
darth_hendrix said:
I miss Dan.
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I looked at this thread last night and thought the same thing. Dan is a really great and very underappreciated cow. I'm not sure why, but for some reason I have a lot more sympathy towards him than say Russell Greer. We've definitely seen Dan really depressed, but he shines positivity compared to Russell. He's had his rapey moments with Kim (understatement), and clearly cannot take the hint that girls he "accosts" aren't into him, but at least in Dan's fantasies the women are happy and they are working towards what he feels is a positive future together (best life possible! Healthiest foods! Peace and harmony faster and faster everyday!). Him and Russell both want to control women, but shitlips approach is much more sinister. Dan Cilley is a villain who doesn't realize he is a villain due to his confusion. Russell is more of a vengeance against the world, pure evil type villain, but is so stupid he ends up foiling all his own plans.

I don't think either of these cows would kill somebody, but if Dan did, it would be more along the lines of not understanding what death really is and possibly thinking he could be with that girl forever (kind of like the episode of walking dead where the little girl kills her sister because she'll still "come back"), whereas Russell seems like the type to take pleasure in the torturing of others (more along the lines of BTK or Tommy Lynn Sells)
 
Cilleystring said:
I looked at this thread last night and thought the same thing. Dan is a really great and very underappreciated cow. I'm not sure why, but for some reason I have a lot more sympathy towards him than say Russell Greer. We've definitely seen Dan really depressed, but he shines positivity compared to Russell. He's had his rapey moments with Kim (understatement), and clearly cannot take the hint that girls he "accosts" aren't into him, but at least in Dan's fantasies the women are happy and they are working towards what he feels is a positive future together (best life possible! Healthiest foods! Peace and harmony faster and faster everyday!). Him and Russell both want to control women, but shitlips approach is much more sinister. Dan Cilley is a villain who doesn't realize he is a villain due to his confusion. Russell is more of a vengeance against the world, pure evil type villain, but is so stupid he ends up foiling all his own plans.

I don't think either of these cows would kill somebody, but if Dan did, it would be more along the lines of not understanding what death really is and possibly thinking he could be with that girl forever (kind of like the episode of walking dead where the little girl kills her sister because she'll still "come back"), whereas Russell seems like the type to take pleasure in the torturing of others (more along the lines of BTK or Tommy Lynn Sells)
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You do realize that every fantasy of Dan's was about women serving him as basically slaves, right? That's sociopathic, not sympathetic. It's nice that you think Dan would only kill someone because he's "confused" and not being mean..... You also misinterpret his "accosts". He very much knew the women weren't into him---he just blamed it on gluten or the women being fat. In fact, the times they WERE nice to him he would say "I got arrested" or "look me up under LA stalker" so the interaction would get fucked up. And the rare times he got phone numbers, he never called them. Because he's mentally ill you see.

I was going to give you one point for "he doesn't realize he is a villain due to his confusion"....but that's every cow, isn't it? You think Russell or Phil or any of the rest think they are villains?

I do miss Dan though. Guy was an underrated psychopath.
 
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