😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Barbarella said:
Is Dan on meds? Or has he finally perfected his diet? He seems much calmer than normal and can even pronounce a full sentence to the end, and stop, rather than speeding up and repeating everything over and over. The hoarded apartment shows he’s still got issues but he seems less manic. Hard to imagine he would put any medical “poisons” into his body though.
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He's done this before. When he attempts to act like a human being, his idea of "energetic" is to talk as fast as possible, and his idea of "calm" is to talk like he's heavily sedated. He pulls it off for a few videos and then he loses it and goes back to his manic side.

If you listen to the December 20th video, he's already reverting to old Dan. In the second half of the video after 50 minutes, he starts talking faster and faster. He's complaining about some time he was in a store and people didn't respond to his questions properly. He's back to saying "It's so stupid" in a weird voice and that he had "no autism" that day.

Because you can't wish away whatever it is Dan has.
 
strandedcastaway said:
He's done this before. When he attempts to act like a human being, his idea of "energetic" is to talk as fast as possible, and his idea of "calm" is to talk like he's heavily sedated. He pulls it off for a few videos and then he loses it and goes back to his manic side.

If you listen to the December 20th video, he's already reverting to old Dan. In the second half of the video after 50 minutes, he starts talking faster and faster.
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Pretty much exactly what's going down in his twitch stream right now. He can't sit still.
 
GilaMonster said:
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Pretty much exactly what's going down in his twitch stream right now. He can't sit still.
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Exactly. He hasn't changed at all because he can't magically change.

On the plus side, at least manic Dan isn't boring as fuck like "calm" Dan. On the down side, he's still saying the exact same shit as before. At least getting trolled by various callers on Twitch adds some variety to it, but the YouTube vids are death to sit through.
 
https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyFreezingSrirachaNerfRedBlaster

Did anyone catch Dan naming off pi to 100 decimal places? I got a kick out of this

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(where the highlighted section ends is where he pauses and begins again a couple digits back at 923)
 
Dan has the lamest trolls ever; there weren't even be interesting trolls in his phone-in time, at least not the ones I bothered to listen to
 
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It's weird how he takes the calls. Often he seems to view the calls as an annoyance and seems unimpressed even with seemingly legitimate callers but he tends to laugh and smile when someone makes fun of him. He's quick to hang up on people and sometimes immediately after telling a caller to 'go ahead' he will loudly welcome viewers who have recently joined the stream as if they take priority over the caller.
 
paperbag said:
It's weird how he takes the calls. Often he seems to view the calls as an annoyance and seems unimpressed even with seemingly legitimate callers but he tends to laugh and smile when someone makes fun of him. He's quick to hang up on people and sometimes immediately after telling a caller to 'go ahead' he will loudly welcome viewers who have recently joined the stream as if they take priority over the caller.
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1) He's so used to being made fun of that he assumes everyone is mocking him even when they aren't.
2) He's spent the past few years either talking to himself, or to someone he interrupts and ignores (Kim) so he doesn't know how to have an actual conversation.
3) :autism: He has to say his script (every single day, faster and faster, it's so simple, gluten, the 50 different food things, women are fat, etc.) and he most enjoys repeating that over and over.
 
I also noticed how poorly he handles his very repetitive, intoxicated sounding trolls. The announcing the new chat room members over their questions or loudly singing over any questions that make him uncomfortable like a tantruming child.

Since Kim has forbid him from talking about or answering anything even remotely sexual, he is left only with diet stuff since all his social commentary is always "women are etc. etc. etc. and afraid to have sex with me". It makes for a boring show since the majority of his fans want him livestreaming accousting. Also extremely hypocritical since a large part of his schtick is how everyone is emasculated and afraid to talk about sex & childbirth.
 
Absolutely hilarious LTBLP promotional poster made by his troll enablers and endorsed by Dan himself to "turn the tables on the haters and dominate downtown LA!" :
 

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I've set up my twitch.tv channel to "host" Dan's, as a place for Dan fans to chat with each other when Dan switches to "subscriber only" chat mode:

https://www.twitch.tv/feedmymouthpersimmons

Could a few members with a twitch.tv account please try commenting the next time Dan's broadcasting, to see if this works (please remember Dan likely won't want or be able to read these comments).
 
Dan's got another website up and running at ltblp.com, on which he's selling merchandise again.

Don't know how one could go past this framed poster:

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And the t-shirt is cool because it doesn't have the slogan:

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'LTBLP' bitches!
 
In today's stream Dan said he was going to be outside for longer when Kim wanted to go home, apparently Dan had her keys and after Kim had gotten the keys she said "I love you" and Dan responded with "Love vuu".

He later in the stream said he didn't want to say it to her in the place they were ....an excuse because he doesn't love her, imo.


And he acted out a fake approach , then started to point out previous approaches where they happened when he walked around downtown, so an approaching video will perhaps come soon, unless the Inverness idiot will somehow take his Twitch down. And Dan spoke a little about going to a nude beach, but I don't think that's going to happen, since he had much more interest in talking in depths about his court case
 
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It appears that Dan's overly sexualized streams on his Twitch channel (wherein he compared his desire to fuck biologically, understand, mature women to the growth of a ripening fruit and gesticulated, in typical graphic detail, how he'd eat ass and "extract" from it, among other things) and overall sex offender status (which he told his viewers he was "trying to reclaim" and turn it into a positive as a pick-up line...) have finally caught up with him. Twitch terminated his LTBLPcom channel in the middle of his "journey to Ice Poseidon" stream a few hours ago.

Surprised it took so long since Dan started his usual shit a few days ago, once Kim was out of the room so as not to violate her TOS. Many users expressed disgust at Dan's behaviors, reposting a link to his arrest in the comments and urging others to report the channel. (I think someone may have even reported Dan to his local police.) I'd imagine a lot of viewers just stumbled across his channel through Dan's insistent use of the "Vegan & Vegetarians" label.
 
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