💼 Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

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MightyBiteySnake said:
I can’t click that link now but if that’s true...

Chriiiist. Like he HAD to be a sexual deviant, it’s one of the two calling cards of the “woke male feminist”. The other being “cheating on/abusing your spouse” which he has proven to be more than capable of
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It is real, and since you aint able to watch rite now I will give you the blow by blow
0.01-0.05: Dan Harmon climbs through window and walks over to sofa where a baby doll wrapped in blankets lies
0.06-0.10 Dan Harmon undoes his trousers and walks round the sofa, showing his hairy fat asscrack to the camera
0.11-0.20 Dan Harmon, his naked ass in the air, thrusts into the baby (now hidden by his bulk) until the screen goes black
0.21-0.33 dumb autistic comedy skit
0.34-0.49 Dan harmon again rapes the baby doll while some guy watches, you can barely make out his penis beneath his obese bulk

Oh yeah and the vid is all in silence btw
 
Judge Holden said:
OK NIGGAS MANN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Shortly before Harmon deleted his tweeter account in mad panic this video had surfaced on the chans
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ftjibm7lbifyk33/1532293518224.webm?dl=0

Basically its dan harmon raping a baby doll in graphic detail (You see his bare hairy ass and low pixel dick in it so NSFW). You see closeups of his face so it aint fake

I literally had to dash out of the shitter to post this
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Yep, it's real.
https://archive.fo/en7uZ
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Judge Holden said:
OK NIGGAS MANN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Shortly before Harmon deleted his tweeter account in mad panic this video had surfaced on the chans
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ftjibm7lbifyk33/1532293518224.webm?dl=0

Basically its dan harmon raping a baby doll in graphic detail (You see his bare hairy ass and low pixel dick in it so NSFW). You see closeups of his face so it aint fake

I literally had to dash out of the shitter to post this
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Boy this must've required a really high IQ to pull off.
 
Ya know, ever since I came to kiwifarms/cwckiforums I knew that the "BABYFUCK! ITS AWWWWWWWWWWRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" mayme would make a comeback...

...but I could have NEVER dreamed it would be like this
 
Judge Holden said:
It is real, and since you aint able to watch rite now I will give you the blow by blow
0.01-0.05: Dan Harmon climbs through window and walks over to sofa where a baby doll wrapped in blankets lies
0.06-0.10 Dan Harmon undoes his trousers and walks round the sofa, showing his hairy fat asscrack to the camera
0.11-0.20 Dan Harmon, his naked ass in the air, thrusts into the baby (now hidden by his bulk) until the screen goes black
0.21-0.33 dumb autistic comedy skit
0.34-0.49 Dan harmon again rapes the baby doll while some guy watches, you can barely make out his penis beneath his obese bulk

Oh yeah and the vid is all in silence btw
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I appreciate you’re dedication, friend, really I do but...
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Now allow me to speak from the heart to yall.

Imagine if I, judge holden, he of infinite edgelord spergings and "LAWL RAPE! LAWL BABYRAPE! LAWL RACIST BABYRAPE! LAWL RACIST BABYRAPE AND POO!" textwalls, randomly decided to become a fully fledged SJW zealot and dedicate my life to crusading against kiwifarms and trying to doxx and harass yall IRL for saying shit far less nasty than I ever did, all so that I could get asspats from some pampered kewl kids klub

Would this not be the height of hypocrisy given my record? would this not be the most pathetic fucking thing imaginable given how much im selling out just to impress spoiled little crybullies who are rapidly losing all the fake power and influence they once wielded? would yall not be absolutely fucking eager in spamming the shit I posted whenever and wherever I turned up to preach my moral superiority?

This is effectively the situation we have about to develop here, and what developed over the past few days with James Gunn. A spergy and uninspired edgelord jumps on the "woke" bandwagon and begins gleefully joining various lynch mobs against those who transgressed against SJW dogma in far less severe ways than the edgelord regularly did. Soon those heretics he persecuted wind up finding proof he was actually worse than them all along and spread that shit all over the internet, leading to that edgelord's career being killed overnight and all his fellow faux-woke shitbags flying into mad panic as they realise they created the very machine that will grind them all to paste

Enjoy the spectacle my dear niggers. This will be a fine feast for us to enjoy
 
So how long until the inevitable "Dan Harmon is no longer working on Rick and Morty" announcement?
 
Robotron said:
So how long until the inevitable "Dan Harmon is no longer working on Rick and Morty" announcement?
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Might not happen, but if they've been waiting for a reason to let him go they just got it served to them on a silver platter.
 
Christ on the fucking cross

I knew Harmon was a goddamn psycho but this is a bit beyond the pale, don't you think?
 
Robotron said:
So how long until the inevitable "Dan Harmon is no longer working on Rick and Morty" announcement?
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Everyone seems to be calling it right now, and since there's been rumblings about his place on the show this would be the best excuse to just get rid of him.

2018 is the best year, everyone is a pedophile and everyone is fired!
 
More early Dan stuff:


In this cartoon, a jellybean cuts off a child's face after he's had his "sexual fill" with them. There is also stab wound fucking.
 
Country Matters said:
Might not happen, but if they've been waiting for a reason to let him go they just got it served to them on a silver platter.
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If this were a perfect world, Dan would be forced to leave California entirely for this shit.

As it stands, I wouldn't be surprised if/when he gets booted, he just decided to lay low for a few years from the public eye entirely.
 
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