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He claims he wants kids but he was married and couldn't manage to inseminate & now that relationship has crashed so let's not get too charitable here.will have residuals coming in until his children's children die
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He claims he wants kids but he was married and couldn't manage to inseminate & now that relationship has crashed so let's not get too charitable here.will have residuals coming in until his children's children die
Another way to look at it is that he's put his work in, has become wealthy and will have residuals coming in until his children's children die so he can just screw around with his own little passion projects instead of being a cog in the Time Warner/Sony Pictures machine.
He claims he wants kids but he was married and couldn't manage to inseminate & now that relationship has crashed so let's not get too charitable here.
Okay you found me out, I was secretly imagining myself as a babydoll trapped underneath his glorious love handlesYou would you liar, but between his tiny dick and his giant fupa-gut-thing the task is physically impossible.
On the one hand, US animation is stagnant as an industry so I try not to care too much about the whole mess (since all the real innovation is coming from other countries, and by that I don't even mean anime.)
On the other hand, fuuuuck this guy and his shitty personality cult. I had to try and keep a straight face when my sodding English teacher in college brought up his diagram in class.
Yeah, that was what she had, specifically name-checking Harmon. I honestly don't know if she respected his writing skills or was trying to be "hip to the kids." I hope it's the latter since she was otherwise cool.Fuck his "story circle" too, while we're at it.
- A character is in a zone of comfort,
- But they want something.
- They enter an unfamiliar situation,
- Adapt to it,
- Get what they wanted,
- Pay a heavy price for it,
- Then return to their familiar situation,
- Having changed.
At it's core it's just "How a five act play goes" with extra steps. Motherfucker didn't think it up.
His own shows don't even follow the formula all the time. Probably because it's a hacky, cliched way to tell a story and if every episode followed the same formula then nobody would care about the show.The "story circle" actually is this acclaimed thing, but if you actually looks at it it's just a way to write "meatier" sitcom episodes for shows where you need to snap back to the status quo at the end.
That's it; "Do a thing and then shake your world up a bit, and then go back to the way things were but you can sort of acknowledge a thing happened and use that going forward".
Which I guess is good for, again, sitcoms. But goddamn you'd have the thought the fat fuck literally reinvented storytelling with it. At it's core it's just "How a five act play goes" with extra steps. Motherfucker didn't think it up.
His own shows don't even follow the formula all the time. Probably because it's a hacky, cliched way to tell a story and if every episode followed the same formula then nobody would care about the show.
Early Community episodes were probably the closest anyone ever got to consistently writing a story that fits the broad strokes of what Harmon thinks is good writing, sure. But even those episodes missed some of the points, and what's the point of the "story circle" if even its creator can't follow it consistently?The first few years of Community did to a t. And for what it's worth those are the episodes I liked the most, before shitty parodies dominated the format.
Harmon himself acknowledges it's just the monomyth with radial symmetry.His story circle stuff is just a distillation of Joseph Campbell's "hero's journey". Some people talk about it like it's a genius thing he came up with, but he really just read The Hero with a Thousand Faces and dumbed it down.
This one I think sums up Harmon quite nicely:
Him being his usual sloppy self contrasted with a normal family is what really sells it I think. You don't get the full effect of just how much of a complete, pathetic wreck Dan is when there isn't a mom in spandex running pants with her two kids and her girlfriend who's like 20 years younger than him standing right next to him.He looks like he's so drunk he's barely managing not to just fall over.
If you really wanna see how much Harmon didn't learn his lesson, his check out his girlfriend's instagram:And here I thought he had almost learned something by not returning to his Twitter. Figures.