💼 Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

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The real question is what's sadder: Dan's flabby body and evidently tiny dick, his girlfriend thinking it was a good idea to post it online, the 1937 people who "liked" it, or the 64 people who commented admitting that they were desperate to see it?
 
SpergPatrol said:
I think she took the picture because she couldn't believe it was so small and wanted to document it to get a world record check out of it for "almost looks like vagnia," award.
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The more likely answer is that Harmon has an exhibitionist kink and gets his girlfriend to indulge it by framing it as just being a funny joke.

I almost feel bad for her, honestly. From what I can gather, after his wife left him she was Harmon’s rebound - and was possibly making moves on her before he was divorced when getting some from Megan Ganz didn’t pan out - and with the major age difference and how little he ever acknowledges hwr in most circumstances it just screams “mid life crisis” more than anything. And with his documented pattern of behavior, the suspicions people have had that the whole “new all female Rick and Morty writing team” is also Harmon having a bew gangle of younger women to prey on when he inevitably grows bored of Heller doesn’t seem to be merely speculation.

Of course then I remember she was also spewing SJW/feminist “END RAPE CULTURE #LISTENABDBELIEVE” talking points all over Twitter while pointedly ignoring all the shit that was coming out about Harmon and his treatment of Ganz at the time.
 
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CatParty said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapo_Trap_House
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/08/28/chapo-trap-house-book-review-219596
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Biederman has said the show's intended audience are those seeking alternatives to existing leftist media, which he characterizes as "the dominion of either upper middle classsmugness when it's even the least bit funny and insufferable self-righteousness when it's even the least bit conscious."
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The Chapo Guide authors glibly pooh-pooh the postwar Communist threat that drove containment. “Who cares?” if the Soviets won the Cold War, they write. “Pick your dictatorship: Would you have rather lived in Fidel Castro’s Cuba or in any one of the U.S.’s many military junta police states?” Would they have applied the same logic when the U.S. allied with Stalin to repel Hitler? They were both not just run-of-the-mill dictators, but mass murderers. What’s the diff?
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Ah, so not only are they the kind of arrogant douche canoes who peddle a glorified podcast as un-self aware “everyone sucks but me” media for Uber Elightened Smart People, but they’re also upper-class hipster commies who bleat about how the Soviet Union was unfairly persecuted and communism would totes work all while sipping $20 Cuban imported coffee, that they got from their six-figure salaries, and would ironically be the first people pushed in front of a firing squad in a real communist dictatorship because they have no useful skills to utilize in the labor force and are too chickenshit to effectively grab power?

And they look exactly like you’d expect such people to look:
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One Man Bland said:
The more likely answer is that Harmon has an exhibitionist kink and gets his girlfriend to indulge it by framing it as just being a funny joke.

I almost feel bad for her, honestly. From what I can gather, after his wife left him she was Harmon’s rebound - and was possibly making moves on her before he was divorced when getting some from Megan Ganz didn’t pan out - and with the major age difference and how little he ever acknowledges hwr in most circumstances it just screams “mid life crisis” more than anything. And with his documented pattern of behavior, the suspicions people have had that the whole “new all female Rick and Morty writing team” is also Harmon having a bew gangle of younger women to prey on when he inevitably grows bored of Heller doesn’t seem to be merely speculation.

Of course then I remember she was also spewing SJW/feminist “END RAPE CULTURE #LISTENABDBELIEVE” talking points all over Twitter while pointedly ignoring all the shit that was coming out about Harmon and his treatment of Ganz at the time.
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We all know about his age gap kink. Remember the Jeff/Annie shit in Community?
 
Uncanny Valley said:
We all know about his age gap kink. Remember the Jeff/Annie shit in Community?
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I never watched Community. So many people whose opinions I don’t trust on entertainment kept insisting it was the greatest thing ever that I figured that it was getting overhyped and never bothered, and then when I saw (and didn’t like) some of Harmon’s other works and realized it was the same guy I had the sneaking suspicion that I’d have the same problems I had with his other stuff and continued to not watch it.
Suck the Cock said:
Six-figure A MONTH salaries. They're up to $111,000 on Patreon alone.
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Well that explains why Harmon likes them so much, they got something in common: charging money for people to hear them talk about how smart they are.
 
CatParty said:
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One Man Bland said:
At the risk of sounding like an uncultured swine: what is this book and why does it look like it was written by the kind of upper class San Franciscan douche who would wear Che Guavara shirts unironically while getting high off his own farts?
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Why am I not surprised?
Of course Harmon would like Chapo, middle-class, straight & white Berniebros talking about the evil of capitalism and how America is soo fuckd upp you guyz!!.
All the while managing to be smug, condescending, ironic and overtly cynical.
Not to mention the hosts' self-righteous attitudes and constant LOL!-moments, when most of their jokes are extremely superficial and rooted in milking the tiniest flaws of their subject matter.

In short, they are far-left morons, who can safely hold on to their infantile opinions because they needn't grow out of them.
Adopting the basic trappings of an ideology and coating it with expletives and a holier-than-thou attitude does not a true comrade make.
As someone who lives in a country with actual socialist parties that can hold (and have held) government, I can tell you that Chapo would be reviled over here. You don't get to fling shit like they do and still expect to change society, which is why their podcast is merely another anger outlet for disillusioned teenagers and young adults.
They prey on the exact same audience the Skeptics, JBP & Anti-Anti-SJWs gather their subs from.

If the DSA (along with BLM and all those other movements who blew their load to early and dismantled their own credibility), Chapo and fools like Contrapoints (who has recently been getting media attention + an appearance on Chapo) are the best left-wing grassroots the US has to offer, may God help us all.
 
One Man Bland said:
I never watched Community. So many people whose opinions I don’t trust on entertainment kept insisting it was the greatest thing ever that I figured that it was getting overhyped and never bothered, and then when I saw (and didn’t like) some of Harmon’s other works and realized it was the same guy I had the sneaking suspicion that I’d have the same problems I had with his other stuff and continued to not watch it.
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What made Community great was its talented writing team more so than anything else, really. While the series immediately went to hell when Dan was fired, a lot of prolific writers left around the same time and when he returned for season 5 and 6, despite having more freedom to do what he wanted, it still wasn't anywhere as good as the first three seasons and so Dan didn't actually end up saving the series from mediocrity like many fans had hoped. You can also see the same thing happening to Rick and Morty - I don't think I'm the only one who preferred when it was just a bunch of goofy science nonsense instead of super serial family drama existential bullshit, which is clearly Dan's influence taking hold of the show.

To sum it up, (some of) Dan's works are great in spite of him, not because of it.
 
vertexwindi said:
What made Community great was its talented writing team more so than anything else, really. While the series immediately went to hell when Dan was fired, a lot of prolific writers left around the same time and when he returned for season 5 and 6, despite having more freedom to do what he wanted, it still wasn't anywhere as good as the first three seasons and so Dan didn't actually end up saving the series from mediocrity like many fans had hoped. You can also see the same thing happening to Rick and Morty - I don't think I'm the only one who preferred when it was just a bunch of goofy science nonsense instead of super serial family drama existential bullshit, which is clearly Dan's influence taking hold of the show.

To sum it up, (some of) Dan's works are great in spite of him, not because of it.
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Plus Community had a fantastic acting cast.
 
vertexwindi said:
What made Community great was its talented writing team more so than anything else, really. While the series immediately went to hell when Dan was fired, a lot of prolific writers left around the same time and when he returned for season 5 and 6, despite having more freedom to do what he wanted, it still wasn't anywhere as good as the first three seasons and so Dan didn't actually end up saving the series from mediocrity like many fans had hoped. You can also see the same thing happening to Rick and Morty - I don't think I'm the only one who preferred when it was just a bunch of goofy science nonsense instead of super serial family drama existential bullshit, which is clearly Dan's influence taking hold of the show.

To sum it up, (some of) Dan's works are great in spite of him, not because of it.
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Which is why it also kinda surprises me that Harmon hasn’t really fallen out of fan favor yet.

While every designated Parton Saint of Nerdom has its fair share of hardcore white knights who will defend just about anything, and it’s pretty common for fans to attribute way more credit to The Face of their favorite media than what’s likely deserve, there’s usually a point where the curtain drops and fans start to realize that they maybe overhyped this one guy just a little too much - usually when that guy embarks on a project without their usual collaborators and the end product is mediocre or shit. It happened with George Lucas, it happened with Joss Whedon, it happened with Brian Michael Bendis, and I’m sure a lot of people I’m probably forgetting. After a certain point people grow tired of such writers because they’re always trying to remind people of the other stuff they made and how awesome it was.

But so far it seems like Harmon hasn’t hit that point yet, and it kinda makes me wonder what it’ll be, or if perhaps at this point Harmon fans are more interested in Harmon as a cult of personality and there’s nothing shitty enough for him to write that they could interpret as anything other than subversive genius.
 
One Man Bland said:
The Chapo Guide authors glibly pooh-pooh the postwar Communist threat that drove containment. “Who cares?” if the Soviets won the Cold War, they write.
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I don't recall a lot of people fleeing east across the Berlin Wall Anti-Fascist protection rampart. And North and South Korea might've both started out as pretty repressive military juntas but you'd have to be an actual retard to want to live in the North rather than the South during even the latter Cold War. Yes, the US and the Soviet Union both supported some pretty terrible regimes but to boil it down to 'what's the difference, communism wasn't that bad' is the exact kind of nonsense I'd expect from the idiots who promote themselves as an alternative to smug upper-middle class leftism while being smug upper-middle class leftists, but edgier.
 
idk if this has been posted but it's two hours of complaining about trolls. their entire argument is "its loser virgins who are jealous" two. hours.
 
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