💼 Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

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idk if this has been posted but it's two hours of complaining about trolls. their entire argument is "its loser virgins who are jealous" two. hours.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uQR2w_rppME

It's utterly mundane, the entire podcast is aimed at talking about race and is between 2 people (Dan Harmon, Jessica Gao). In their own words "Dan Harmon and Jessica Gao know they won't solve racism in Hollywood, but they still like to talk about it."

Nothing you haven't heard before, with Harmon showing off his white guilt whenever he can.
It sounds like self-flagellation from where I'm standing, not to mention Dan's constant "euuhhss" and Jessica compensating (by laughing far too loudly) for the shitty jokes to land.
Harmon remains buttmad at his audience and (sometimes imaginary) foes, and thus verbally flips shitlords the bird whenever possible, then follows with self-deprecating jokes, rinse and repeat.
No new insights or interesting tidbits are gleaned from listening to this trash.

I believe someone in this thread has already said it but it does bear repeating:
"Dan Harmon is so pathetic that progressive zealots don't even bother with him."
After all, it's no fun beating down a wretch like Dan Harmon.

Sidenote: is it possible he may get off (sexually) to belittling and humiliating himself, or does he simply suffer from chronic depression and is this his selffullfilling vicious circle?
 
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Sidenote: is it possible he may get off (sexually) to belittling and humiliating himself, or does he simply suffer from chronic depression and is this his selffullfilling vicious circle?
Well alcohol is a depressant.
 
Well alcohol is a depressant.

Even so, showcasing certain behavior for as long as he has, while being financially stable & surrounded by confidants, hints at deeper issues.

It is perfectly possible he sabotages himself because he thinks he's a piece of shit, whilst lashing out at people because he realises this lifestyle is not feasible in the long run.

He really ought to seek professional help or go to rehab, not that his narcissism will allow it.
Seeing some kind of breaking point would revive this thread, at least.
 
Sidenote: is it possible he may get off (sexually) to belittling and humiliating himself, or does he simply suffer from chronic depression and is this his selffullfilling vicious circle?
I don’t think there’s any “possibly” about it. With how many times he’s posted photos of his naked ass on social media, stripped down to nearly nothing on camera/stage, and talked about his various fetishes at such length in front of his clearly uncomfortable friends so many times (though frankly doing any of those even once is once too many) that it can only be part of some sort of exhibitionism fetish.
Even so, showcasing certain behavior for as long as he has, while being financially stable & surrounded by confidants, hints at deeper issues.

It is perfectly possible he sabotages himself because he thinks he's a piece of shit, whilst lashing out at people because he realises this lifestyle is not feasible in the long run.

He really ought to seek professional help or go to rehab, not that his narcissism will allow it.
Seeing some kind of breaking point would revive this thread, at least.
One thing I’ve come to realize about Fan Harmon from this thread: never fall for his pity party.

While I’m not sure it’s fair to say his self depreciation is totally fake, he definitely uses it as a ploy to deflect from criticism. I can’t help but notice that he only tends to ever bring up his self-loathing whenever he’s trying to fish for sympathy, and then the second he gets it he goes right back to smelling his own farts and shitting on everyone who disagrees with him. A perfect example of this was his brush with #MeToo where beforehand he’d make jokes about how ridiculous for him to be accused, then was suddenly seriously remorseful about how he treated his coworker and how hard it was to live with the guilt of what he did until the woman who accused him caved and forgave him, and then whenever people brought up the incident went right back to denying it and making jokes about how ridiculous such accusations were. And before he deleted his Twitter he had a habit of alternate between REEing at fans for inocuous comments that he interpreted as insults and suicide-baiting for attention.

It kinda makes me wonder if his self-diagnosed autism was inaccurate and that he actually has some flavor of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

The problem with Dan Harmon is that the vast majority of his lolcow material is in his podcasts, but with years worth of episodes with 2+ hour run times, they’re nearly impossible to dig through for material without some sort of guide to point you in the right direction. There’s plenty of material, but ain’t nobody got time to listen to every episode of Dan sucking himself off while his yes men smile and nod.
 
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I don’t think there’s any “possibly” about it. With how many times he’s posted photos of his naked ass on social media, stripped down to nearly nothing on camera/stage, and talked about his various fetishes at such length in front of his clearly uncomfortable friends so many times (though frankly doing any of those even once is once too many) that it can only be part of some sort of exhibitionism fetish.

One thing I’ve come to realize about Fan Harmon from this thread: never fall for his pity party.

While I’m not sure it’s fair to say his self depreciation is totally fake, he definitely uses it as a ploy to deflect from criticism. I can’t help but notice that he only tends to ever bring up his self-loathing whenever he’s trying to fish for sympathy, and then the second he gets it he goes right back to smelling his own farts and shitting on everyone who disagrees with him. A perfect example of this was his brush with #MeToo where beforehand he’d make jokes about how ridiculous for him to be accused, then was suddenly seriously remorseful about how he treated his coworker and how hard it was to live with the guilt of what he did until the woman who accused him caved and forgave him, and then whenever people brought up the incident went right back to denying it and making jokes about how ridiculous such accusations were. And before he deleted his Twitter he had a habit of alternate between REEing at fans for inocuous comments that he interpreted as insults and suicide-baiting for attention.

It kinda makes me wonder if his self-diagnosed autism was inaccurate and that he actually has some flavor of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

The problem with Dan Harmon is that the vast majority of his lolcow material is in his podcasts, but with years worth of episodes with 2+ hour run times, they’re nearly impossible to dig through for material without some sort of guide to point you in the right direction. There’s plenty of material, but ain’t nobody got time to listen to every episode of Dan sucking himself off while his yes men smile and nod.

there are some theories that NPD might belong on the autism spectrum somewhere, it's literally some of autism's worst traits super magnified
 
there are some theories that NPD might belong on the autism spectrum somewhere, it's literally some of autism's worst traits super magnified
After doing a little digging it looks like Harmon was indeed formally diagnosed, though from the way Harmon tells it he basically went to a doctor and told them “I have the ‘tism” after writing an episode with an autistic character, so I get the feeling Harmon might not have been too receptive if the doctor had disagreed.
 
Worse, she wrote Pickle Rick.
Huh, so she’s the one who came up with the whole “Harmon’s self insert uses intelligence as an excuse to deflect from his problems because he is, in fact, so much better than everyone else that there’s pretty much nothing to challenge him to the point that everyday activity for most people is on the same level as brushing your teeth” speech? And she does a podcast with Harmon where she kinda comes off as massaging his ego a little too much?

Wonder if we found who Harmon intends to eventually replace Heller with...
 
After doing a little digging it looks like Harmon was indeed formally diagnosed, though from the way Harmon tells it he basically went to a doctor and told them “I have the ‘tism” after writing an episode with an autistic character, so I get the feeling Harmon might not have been too receptive if the doctor had disagreed.

In his podcast, he often says he's never been diagnosed, but feels like he is, and took an online quiz that says he is.
 
The desire for having a disability to explain all your grievances should be a classified mental illness in its own right, I'm not surprised that a headcase like Dan would be looking for the easy answers.
 
In his podcast, he often says he's never been diagnosed, but feels like he is, and took an online quiz that says he is.
Huh. In any case that explains why I keep getting conflicting reports on his autism status. Lol if he counts an online quiz as legitimate proof though.

So he’s never brought this up to his therapist then? I know he’s gone through at least a few of those. Because if so that might be the biggest sign that it’s Tumblrina self-diagnosis bs if he knows if he tells a professional they’ll likely tell him “Uh, no you’re not.”

The desire for having a disability to explain all your grievances should be a classified mental illness in its own right, I'm not surprised that a headcase like Dan would be looking for the easy answers.
I’m sure there is a formal term for it out there, but I like to classify it as just being an asshole.
 
Because if so that might be the biggest sign that it’s Tumblrina self-diagnosis bs if he knows if he tells a professional they’ll likely tell him “Uh, no you’re not.”

I'm always suspicious of claims of autism from people who act more like sociopaths and have a lengthy history of manipulating others successfully, something which people with actual autism often find difficult.
 
Here we go again boys! Him and his, erm, lovely GF are getting married. But wait... She proposed to him? Wow, what a daring break of our cultural norms!

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I'm sure this is going to end well.
 
Imagine being such a soulless cuck you let that thing grunt and writhe on top of you, and then ask it to marry you during an embarrassing photoshoot that you put on Instagram, all for a little bit of money, his nebulous Hollywood connections, and progressive asspats.

 
Here we go again boys! Him and his, erm, lovely GF are getting married. But wait... She proposed to him? Wow, what a daring break of our cultural norms!

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I'm sure this is going to end well.
A big public proposal mere months after Harmon’s dubious (mis)treatment of women recently been under public scrutiny? I’m sure this will lead to a long, prosperous marriage and is in no way an ill-advised decision made out of some misguided belief that marriage will somehow solve all their obvious relationship problems.

If I recall this is pretty much how Harmon’s first marriage went down too: a big proposal months after Harmon told her that he’d kill himself if she ever left him, followed by a divorce within a year.

I expect Heller will fair about as well.

Imagine being such a soulless cuck you let that thing grunt and writhe on top of you, and then ask it to marry you during an embarrassing photoshoot that you put on Instagram, all for a little bit of money, his nebulous Hollywood connections, and progressive asspats.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=0hL-fpCsGR8;t=31
Months after you found out that the tub of lard on top of you has a history of creeping on his female work friends and other creepy shit while you were busy screeching on Twitter about #MeToo and feminism and Trump no less.
 
It's obvious that she's only after his money, so I wonder if she'll go for a divorce the first chance she gets, or just runs off with his money before then. I haven't seen much about her in this thread so I can't say.
 
It's obvious that she's only after his money, so I wonder if she'll go for a divorce the first chance she gets, or just runs off with his money before then. I haven't seen much about her in this thread so I can't say.
From the little digging I’ve done on her, I don’t think money is a motive for this. Harmon just seems to have a history of pursuing meeker people as friends and romantic partners because it’s easier to browbeat them into submission when they step out of line or question him too much for his taste.

So despite Heller’s social media being full of her bitching about sexism and racism and other feminist NPC talking points, I’d imagine her bark is much worse than her nite and when it comes to Harmon’s alcoholism, temper, and manipulative tactics she stays out of the way so as not to rock the boat. The sad irony of SJW circles is that for all their REEing about various forms of abuse, they tend to be full of the people most prone to being preyed on with all their vulnerabilities put on display for the world.

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if, despite Heller shown as the one proposing, Harmon’s been pushing for this for months prior to the announcement. He’s the one looking for someone to get pregnant after all.
 
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