💼 Careercow Dan Harmon - Creator of Community, co-creator of Rick and Morty, and barely functional alcoholic

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From the little digging I’ve done on her, I don’t think money is a motive for this. Harmon just seems to have a history of pursuing meeker people as friends and romantic partners because it’s easier to browbeat them into submission when they step out of line or question him too much for his taste.

So despite Heller’s social media being full of her bitching about sexism and racism and other feminist NPC talking points, I’d imagine her bark is much worse than her nite and when it comes to Harmon’s alcoholism, temper, and manipulative tactics she stays out of the way so as not to rock the boat. The sad irony of SJW circles is that for all their REEing about various forms of abuse, they tend to be full of the people most prone to being preyed on with all their vulnerabilities put on display for the world.

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if, despite Heller shown as the one proposing, Harmon’s been pushing for this for months prior to the announcement. He’s the one looking for someone to get pregnant after all.
That just makes it horrifying. And I agree, the proposal looks staged so they probably organized it to stand against "muh gender roles". Abusive people like Dan tend to keep themselves under control until after they've sealed the deal, so their partner can't escape. It sickens me to imagine what their honeymoon will be like :(
 
That just makes it horrifying. And I agree, the proposal looks staged so they probably organized it to stand against "muh gender roles". Abusive people like Dan tend to keep themselves under control until after they've sealed the deal, so their partner can't escape. It sickens me to imagine what their honeymoon will be like :(
Maybe she’ll do what Harmon’s first wife did and flee to Ireland for several months immediately after the wedding ceremony.
 
He is taking her name:stress:
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So despite Heller’s social media being full of her bitching about sexism and racism and other feminist NPC talking points, I’d imagine her bark is much worse than her nite and when it comes to Harmon’s alcoholism, temper, and manipulative tactics she stays out of the way so as not to rock the boat.

Harmon makes all the proper woke noises and that's enough. Even though it's absurdly obvious he is exactly the kind of stereotypical male feminist who turns out to be a victimizer because he ALREADY HAS.
 
Dan Harmon thinks he’s like Rick Sanchez when he’s more like an egotistical Homer Simpson.
 
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I feel happy for any woman who wants get with this hunk of a man! I mean look at that round belly! Rubbing on it would bring good luck! Why do you think it's my profile pic? Man, I wanna slap that belly with FORCE!
 
There's a second story that's been floating around of either him or Alex Hirsch fucking a dunk 17 year old at some club, but it doesn't have a reliable source.
Insofar, Alex Hirsch used to fairly frequently switch between girlfriends although by all indications his current relationship with Dana Terrace looks stable (at least on the surface). Make of that what you will.
 
There's a second story that's been floating around of either him or Alex Hirsch fucking a dunk 17 year old at some club, but it doesn't have a reliable source.
From what I remember, it was a girl on tumblr who said she was Twitter mutuals with Roiland who said he’d message her a couple times with request to sext with him, made some of his typical weird crude jokes when messaging her, and tried to convince her to come out to an LA party with promises that he’d introduce her to Alex Hirsch. But then parts of her story’s timeline didn’t make sense and it turned out she couldn’t have been younger than 18 or 19 according to the events (to which she claimed that she had “felt” 17 at the time so therefore she should still be considered underage) and the whole thing kinda pittered away.

I wouldn’t say Roiland being a creep is completely impossible (seems like he has a habit of spouting inappropriate comments out of nowhere to try and get a laugh) but as of yet any evidence of it is mostly speculation, and he might not be lolcow material just yet considering he doesn’t get into nearly as many slapfights as Harmon does and the drama he does get into is usually pretty short lived.
 
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