💼 Careercow Dan Nainan - The 55 Year Old Millenial & World's Worst Comedian

[Stocking Anarchy]

Huge-ass bump but when I was vacationing in NYC a few days ago I swore I saw this guy downtown at the Fulton Street station on the same train as me about a week after watching that video from Oki.

At first I thought he looked familiar, then I realized almost immediately who he was.

Had the millennial clothes (polo shirt included), about the right height, constantly looking at his iPhone X trying to look cool, a scornful look on his face looking around the train when he wasn't looking at his phone, the millennial hairstyle, the effort to make himself look like he was in his mid-to-late 20s, literally every hallmark of Nainan.
To top it all off, walked off the train like he was King Shit (even though he isn't and will never be) with a HUGE sneer on his face and confident-looking stride, looking down on everyone as he left. Also had a travel suitcase too he was rolling around, but that's beside the point.

Of course I wouldn't harass the douchebag out in public knowing his massive ego, temper, and comically vindictive streak, but still I'm close to 100% certain that I saw him.
Thank the gods I did not get into a confrontation with this total asswipe of a human being.

 

[Pee Cola]

I saw Dan Nainan at a grocery store in NYC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Huge-ass bump but when I was vacationing in NYC a few days ago I swore I saw this guy in downtown NYC at the Fulton Street station a few days after watching that video from Oki.

At first I thought he looked familiar, then I realized almost immediately who he was.

Had the millennial clothes, about the right height, constantly looking at his iPhone X with a sneer or scornful look on his face, the millennial hairstyle, the effort to make himself look like he was in his mid-to-late 20s, literally every hallmark of Nainan. Of course I wouldn't harass the guy out in public, but still I'm certain that I saw him.

Dan obsessively watching Oki's video because it's now the most famous thing about him is so pathetic. Also I couldn't help but look at the youtube comments, could this user be Dan sockpuppetting or just a normal random roleplaying for laughs? Doubt we'll ever find out but I wouldn't put it past such a weirdo.

 

[momomoguri]

I know you may not precisely remember the store and its location, but which part (uptown/midtown/downtown), district, or neighborhood of NYC did you catch him in?
Would be hilarious if it was all localized around the same area (Financial District, Lower Manhattan, WTC, etc. etc.)
If you're wondering I formerly lived in NYC so.....yeah.

That's an old copypasta, lol

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

That's an old copypasta, lol

I'm retarded.

Anyways, yeah, I spotted this guy on the train in NYC, and that's about it, I guess.

He's quiet for now, but we'll just have to wait to see what retarded thing he'll do next to harass every actual comedian in sight.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Opportunity lost to shout at Dan while the doors are closing. "DAN YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE! YOU'RE 55!"

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

This man is a walking caricature of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, he should be the poster child of that condition. In our time, the term "Narcissist" gets thrown around a lot as an armchair term to describe any self-absorbed asshole. But in Dan's case, he's most definitely a clinical case.

In the end, he's going to live a dissatisfied and unsatisfying life; it doesn't matter how many "accomplishments" he brags about to make himself look better. The man reeks of extreme bitterness, envy and hidden inferiority. All of the haughty, braggart behavior he constantly displays to defend his "comedy" career; he's always harming himself the most in the end. He lives his life drinking his own poison yet expecting to see everybody else get infected, yet it's only himself getting poisoned by his own shitty attitude.

 

[wasagna]

Just watched OKI's video about him and jesus this guy is sad.

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Looking at his website he really seems to love milking and jerking off to his past successes. Even up till now he still feels like he has to prove something to the world by posting these pathetic videos of him in private jets.

 

[Triggerni66er]

I was looking up videos on short sleepers and of course this guy used CBS news to shill himself.