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So Dan immediately checks any game he plays for whether there are children in it. Check. The man needs his fap material.
TGWTG Dan Olson / Folding Ideas - Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual
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So Dan immediately checks any game he plays for whether there are children in it. Check. The man needs his fap material.
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Children are not noted for their presence in political power meetings, 3am assassinations or strip clubs.....despite dans wishes.
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TheQueerion
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This man's shit makes me want to replay Blood Money with the intention of getting as terrible a score as possible by killing every NPC on each map. I've done that several times and oddly have never once had the desire to go on some sort of killing spree, which is really strange.
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If Danny wants a line that crossed realism in having kids, he could just simply of gotten a game like Fallout and say how it crosses the line and/or is evil. In all seriousness, the only reason GTA doesn't have would more or less be something Rockstar doesn't really want touch most likely because of the fact they're based in Scotland (the reason for this I can guess ties back to Fallout. When that game was released in Europe, they took away the ability to kill kids even though killing them has severe consequences). Putting kids in a game made by a developer like Rockstar could face censorship. That's just a guess on my part.fftopic: But Anita's video was great because she tried to imply the game encouraged you to kill the strippers despite the minor point lossage you received for any non-target deaths and then after getting called out on her bullshit claimed that you "didn't actually lose any points" (since achieving objectives would almost always bring your score back into the positives unless you went postal on a really populated map) which was also completely untrue, as evidenced by the endmission scoreboard displaying all the points (positive and negative) achieved. The game also had public leaderboards for each mission's scores thus giving people even less reason to kill the stupid strippers. To put it in other words, only a person who never played the game once would know how laughably untrue her claim was.
Getting back on topic, some of the replies in Dan's exceptional tweetchain are fucking hilarious.
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Dirty Dan advocates for more child murder simulators because strippers are more important than children. Fellow cow and Rat King Ashley Lynch (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ashley-lynch.27837/) also shows up in the replies to this one to cry about strawmen.
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Some nutter tranny shows up with the completely-based-in-reality-and-not-at-all-batshit claim that somehow fictional depictions of strippers leads to people killing them irl. (Maybe Jack the Ripper was inspired by Hitman Shitlordlution?)
Also lol at Rory's tweet. playing a round of GTA or Hitman isn't really gonna make one look down on a stripper or hooker. To do that, you'd have to have something else like a bad experience with one that you'd be a salty sperg towards them or you'd have to think along the lines that they are the lowest of society in real life and thus have the same worth as a homeless guy or a criminal.
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This tweet is pretty funny. He's introducing some of his followers to KF with this one.
Bonus: featuring our boy DStecks going further and further into the hole of SJWism.
Bonus: featuring our boy DStecks going further and further into the hole of SJWism.
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Targets? Your thread's been quiet for over two months now. If you are a target, then we must be the slowest moving arrow in history. Congrats on bumping the thread though dummy.
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Yet another moron who doesn't realize his stupidity evidences itself in every idiotic tweet he makes, and that people can independently realize he's a brainless jackoff just by reading his posts.
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Dude, no one was supposed to know about @Meowthkip's nursery school drug ring. Now the whole plan is ruined.
In less-meme-worthy news, I've never been able to figure out if Danny boy was aware of Laurelai's involvement with the 8chan CP smears or not. All evidence is that he himself wasn't, but CON sure as shit was, and kicked him out rather than allowing Laurelai a foothold. They didn't use his article for their offensives against 8chan anyway, going instead directly after the site for its "harassment" platforming and not for the CP charges.
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"Kiwifarms" is just what Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan were in the early/mid 2000s. Just shorthand for "people who keep fucking with everybody". Even if they're not doing anything specifically, people understand enough of what that means to start thinking 'Oh no poor baby'.
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Can’t believe I didn’t realize this guy had a thread, what with how often Dobson retweets/talks to the guy. The amount of smug condescension he has towards anyone that doesn’t follow his own view is fucking disgusting. It is weirdly satisfying that the thread is so slow, meaning hardly anyone gives a shit about him.
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I have a hard time telling the difference between Dobson, MovieBob, and Dan.
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They really are starting to blend together.
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Dan is the most pathetic of the three. And the only pedo, so far as I know.
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Nobody is more pathetic than Dobby.
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The only confirmed one, at the very least. The others are just pathetic babies who are condescendingly bigoted against the people they're supposed to be "allies" to.
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I disagree. Dobby is Dobby, yes, but Dobby didn't get caught as part of an Autistic sting operation against Gamergate, done with the assistance of Laurelai, which involved downloading Child Porn, that wound up utterly irrelevant to CON itself, and that they didn't use as part of their campaign to get 8chan defunded, leading to Dan being the first of many to be kicked out of the cool kids' club. Dan then chased this by being generally remembered as the single worst show on Channel Awesom and hitching his wagon to Chez Apocalypse, a site that went down in flames after being a completely unusuable failure for two years, ergo damning him to hang out with fellow sexual predators Timothy Craig and Matt Myers.
Dobby is a failure, yes, but at least he's not downloaded Child Porn (yet).
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Kinda depends on what you consider the most pathetic: making it to a fairly decent level of fame before falling hard and only managing to stay barely relevant by ranting about movies(Bob), almost getting to a decent level of fame before crashing and burning harder and being exposed as an actual pervert(Dan), or never managing any level of actual fame with the high point being when he pretended to be a teenage lesbian so he could draw fetish art(Dobson).
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Dobbo is probably the most pathetic out of the three. He's so pathetic that no one really gives a rat's arse about him. Dan's easily the sickest of the three, and seeing him getting porked in prison would be a joy to many people. Bob's the angriest of the three, despite the fact that he's as sharp as a bag of marbles.
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this dude is also friends with Hbomberguy. when Mauler made his video series breaking down Harry’s dark Souls 2 video, Dan came to his rescue
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That faux-intellectual speak is so god damn irritating. Being a condescending dick while trying to sound “clever”.