TGWTG Dan Olson / Folding Ideas - Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual

[Brandobaris]

Sort of like "abstract artists" who never showed any skill whatsoever at representational art, I always assume, and never incorrectly yet, that idiots who make "games" like this are just utterly incompetent at making games, so they pretend the utter garbage they shit out is intentionally bad.

Well you see it's stupid people with large egos. They are so self-absorbed and stupid, that they think drawing a square and putting on a wall makes it art and so deep, because it could be interpreted by the viewer in basically limitless ways. When really, it's just a square, and what it's saying is, "I'm so deep, my art is so non-representative, I love myself"

Fans of this sort of stuff are usually stupid people as well, who think 'deep' and 'intelligence' is obscure descriptors, referencing fringe theories no one has ever heard of, long winded diatribes that go nowhere and have no point or argument, and dropping a glove on the floor in a modern art museum is profound.

Honestly the fact these people can bear to be around each other when not talking about themselves for 5 minutes or receiving praise must be agony for them.

 

[Bethari]

I don't really know what to make of this 'film' of his:

Spoiler: Archived, just in case...

https://archive.is/yLsgL

EDIT: Notice that he disabled ratings for this. Wonder why?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't really know what to make of this 'film' of his:

It's not really hard.

Piece of shit.

 

[Kataomoi00]

From what I can guess he's saying that depression keeps you from playing Pokemon GO? You feel so down that you don't want to do anything?

The thing is, he's not saying anything new. Of course depression bogs you down to the point when you just don't want to do anything.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Let's not forget that in his infamous GamerGate video he spent five minutes sperging about traffic lights before getting to an extremely ham-fisted point about GamerGate and terrorism.

It's worth mentioning that if you search for that episode on YouTube, rebuttals of it come up before the original does, and the video of Sargon taking it apart has about twenty times the views it does.

 

[Jaimas]

I probably do - I'm not all that familiar with how 8chan works. You should check out Laurelai's thread or ask @Jaimas for further clarification. He knows better than anyone.

DAN OLSON FOR KIWI FARMS NEWCOMERS:

Dan Olson spawned from the same cancerous syrup that brought you Andrew Dobson, Bob Chipman, Izzy Galvez, and his fellow white knights who believe that opposition to Gamergate trumps common sense, logic, reason, and hygiene. He first came to our attention as part of the Rat King, specifically from the Laurelai Bailey/Sarah Nyberg branch - so right out the gate, you know exactly where we're going with this (to the magic land of Child Porn).

Olson was one of two involved with an attempt to plant Child Porn on 8chan's /b/ and then claim THIS IS WHAT GAMERGAYSZ IS ALL ABOUT with Laureli Bailey. The plan involved Bailey uploading CP, and Dan Olson livetweeting his "finding" it as it was uploaded. Only problem: Laurelai was caught immediately, and Dan Olson, in his infinite wisdom, admitted to downloading said CP (for "evidence," he claimed, but he was immediately made a subject of mockery as a result).

Olson was also notorious for repeatedly claiming Gamergate was guilty of terrorism and that female and minority critics of Anti-GG do not exist. He took major issue with the #NotYourShield hashtag, a companion hash to Gamergate that was basically formed to show that Anti-GGers do not speak for all women/gays/trannies/et al.

A real prince, from the same nest of good taste and dignity that brought you David "PLEASE LOVE ME, SENPAI" Gallant and Arthur "It Ends Tonight" Chu. He also was an ardent defender of Pedo Nyberg, so you just know some unresolved sexual deviancy lies somewhere within this fucker's backlog someplace.

Humorously, his best-known video is actually not even his; it's Sargon's play-by-play breakdown of his shitty "GAMERGATE IS TERRORISM" video because the original is fucking cringeworthy to the point of lethal without it and only negligably better with a smarmy brit explaining, in detail, why the entire premise is pants-on-head retarded.

Bonus Round: He threw an absolute shit-fit upon discovering the SJW bestiary and got his equally-retarded associate, Todd in the Shadows, to accuse the forum of being anti-semetic because I used the word "shekels."

 

[Bethari]

Humorously, his best-known video is actually not even his; it's Sargon's play-by-play breakdown of his shitty "GAMERGATE IS TERRORISM" video because the original is fucking cringeworthy to the point of lethal without it and only negligably better with a smarmy brit explaining, in detail, why the entire premise is pants-on-head exceptional.

I just breathed a sigh of relief there. I was trying to watch the original video and write down everything stupid he said. Now I don't have to!
Thanks, Jaimas! (and Sargon.)

 

[selere]

Let's not forget that in his infamous GamerGate video he spent five minutes sperging about traffic lights before getting to an extremely ham-fisted point about GamerGate and terrorism.

It's worth mentioning that if you search for that episode on YouTube, rebuttals of it come up before the original does, and the video of Sargon taking it apart has about twenty times the views it does.

Dan is a huge loser, no wonder why he's still not relevant or popular in the slightest.

 

[Lensherr]

It's such an honor to have my first ever thread be featured.

 

[Jaimas]

"I want to inject my politics at an expo about video games!"


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For those unaware of the reason behind LordKat's hissing, vitriolic (and completely justified) rage on this one:

Spoiler: Channel Awesome's Biggest Asshole

Todd in the Shadows was the same dipshit who, when Gamergate began, began to use the suicide of beloved Channel Awesome veteran Justin Carmical (AKA JewWario) for this:

To say there was blastback to this is a fucking understatement. He deleted this tweet immediately but caught flak from pretty much everyone with a functioning sense of decency. It's especially fucking sick when you realize that JewWario was a member of Blistered Thumbs (the overpowering majority of which were either neutral or flat-out supportive of GG like Guru Larry).

To chase it, Todd later brought us this fucking shambles:

So exploiting a suicide of a friend for cheap brownie points with all the grace of Vade, shamelessly being a perfect embodiment of the metastasized tumor that was everything involved with the Nostalgia Chick, supporting Pedo Nyberg, being a rampaging asshole who backed Dan Olson, and being another one of the unpleasant fuck brigade that deemed opposition to Gamergate more important than breathing.

 

[NQ 952]

For those unaware of the reason behind LordKat's hissing, vitriolic (and completely justified) rage on this one:

Spoiler: Channel Awesome's Biggest Asshole

Todd in the Shadows was the same dipshit who, when Gamergate began, began to use the suicide of beloved Channel Awesome veteran Justin Carmical (AKA JewWario) for this:

To say there was blastback to this is a fucking understatement. He deleted this tweet immediately but caught flak from pretty much everyone with a functioning sense of decency. It's especially fucking sick when you realize that JewWario was a member of Blistered Thumbs (the overpowering majority of which were either neutral or flat-out supportive of GG like Guru Larry).

To chase it, Todd later brought us this fucking shambles:

So exploiting a suicide of a friend for cheap brownie points with all the grace of Vade, shamelessly being a perfect embodiment of the metastasized tumor that was everything involved with the Nostalgia Chick, supporting Pedo Nyberg, being a rampaging asshole who backed Dan Olson, and being another one of the unpleasant fuck brigade that deemed opposition to Gamergate more important than breathing.

"My friend killed himself! Remove your avatar gooberloobers!"

Motherfucker! YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE! RAISE AWARENESS FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION!

I CAN'T STOP HATING!

 

[John Furrman]

If one has to call themselves an intellectual, then they probably aren't.

Fixed that for ya. Good old rule

• Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[Portajohn]

To chase it, Todd later brought us this fucking shambles:

The funny part is that 9 months prior to defending Nyberg, this was Todd's response to the people who criticized Dan's bullshit Medium article about CP on 8chan:

Spoiler: long image

(archive)

 

[Bungleboy]

"My friend killed himself! Remove your avatar gooberloobers!"

Motherfucker! YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE! RAISE AWARENESS FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION!

I CAN'T STOP HATING!

Does Todd have a thread? Because the slimy ratfuck needs one

 

[fcgh vgcf]

everyone wants to be an alan resnick but most end up a peter coffin.

 

[tehpope]

Does Todd have a thread? Because the slimy ratfuck needs one

No. But here's the video LordKat did around the time he posted the first tweets.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Does Todd have a thread? Because the slimy ratfuck needs one

To my knowledge no. The thread should totally start with just his smug face plastered across the entire width of the screen because he's so dedicated to his mask gimmick he needs to get kicked in the dick.

EDIT: I'd do it myself, but I have no idea how to attach all those fine images that Jaimas has posted.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Never. I just confused him for Kyle Kallgren.

Holy shit. I'm getting my exceptional people mixed up.

I have no idea how you were able to work in proximity to those two pretentious cumstains without strangling them to death.

Didn't Olsen's early videos show him sitting on a toilet with his pants down? Who thinks that is a good idea, especially when you want people to take you seriously?

 

[Brandobaris]

Does Todd have a thread? Because the slimy ratfuck needs one

I don't really think he is a lolcow, just a repulsive sad person. Even Nostalgia Chick, who dates guys to show off her tolerance brownie points eventually broke up with him. Having a guy that literally nods in agreement to everything you do and say like a trained dog, and who doesn't even seem to have his own persona anymore. It's the final form of the nu-male after being dumped by a Feminist. He exists only as an extension of the groupthink.

 

[NQ 952]

I have no idea how you were able to work in proximity to those two pretentious cumstains without strangling them to death.

Didn't Olsen's early videos show him sitting on a toilet with his pants down? Who thinks that is a good idea, especially when you want people to take you seriously?

Which one had the sock puppet again