TGWTG Dan Olson / Folding Ideas - Pseudo-Intellectual Hipster, Child Pornographer, and All-Around Exceptional Individual

753099



 
I like that word a lot. Eggnog Ninjas.
What's it mean?

Dan doesn't like eggnog. He was shit talking it. I was ribbing him and he eventually got super mad. We learned that he's paranoid as fuck, like keeps one eye looking out the window at all times.

This eventually descended into speculation that the reason he doesn't like eggnog is because the ninjas force feed it to him every Christmas.

Thus, eggnog ninjas.
 
Dan doesn't like eggnog. He was shit talking it. I was ribbing him and he eventually got super mad. We learned that he's paranoid as fuck, like keeps one eye looking out the window at all times.

This eventually descended into speculation that the reason he doesn't like eggnog is because the ninjas force feed it to him every Christmas.

Thus, eggnog ninjas.

What a delightful party guest. I envy Shoe and Gregg for enjoying the company of this chap irl.
 
This unfortunately popped up in my recommendations for some reason.

Dan's channel kept getting prioritized for me until I greasemonkeyed to get rid of the fucker in my recommended list. I must have told Youtube I wasn't interested in him for weeks beforehand.

Someone or something is causing the Algorithm to push his shit hard.
 
This unfortunately popped up in my recommendations for some reason.
Now that's a take on the soy face I haven't seen before, he looks like he's in horrible pain as he forces himself to make that expression.
Dan's channel kept getting prioritized for me until I greasemonkeyed to get rid of the fucker in my recommended list. I must have told Youtube I wasn't interested in him for weeks beforehand.

Someone or something is causing the Algorithm to push his shit hard.
I hear that about other leftytube "intellectuals"/talking heads like Hbomb and Contra all the time too and it really activates the almonds.
 
Now that's a take on the soy face I haven't seen before, he looks like he's in horrible pain as he forces himself to make that expression.

I hear that about other leftytube "intellectuals"/talking heads like Hbomb and Contra all the time too and it really activates the almonds.

You just made me realize something. I have multiple images of that same crowd hanging out together at various Youtube-related events, my favorite one of which is this one:

756028


1. William Nicholas Parrott, AKA Natalie Wynn Parrott, AKA Contrapoints, a psychotic social justice-type who screams about terfs, pushes troon ideology, and basically exists so losers like Fire can fap themselves raw over him.

2. Neonfiona, who is Riley Dennis' girlfriend. Has a fraction of the Youtube audience; mostly makes more LGBT videos supporting Riley's points that if you don't love girldick you're not a FOR REALZ lezzybean. I swear to fucking christ I thought she was Rachel Tietz for like 5 minutes. No joke.

3. Lindsay M. Amer, the woman behind "Queer Kids Stuff," whose entire schtick can be boiled down to "Let us groom your kids!"

4. Harry Brewis, AKA HBomberguy, former Goon and rape apologist who now pens himself as a contrarian intellectual and somehow makes Steve Bonnell the Second look fucking subdued by contrast.

5. Kat Lo, an insane researcher from UC Irvine who rather infamously is getting a PHD in being a Reddit Mod. No, I'm not fucking joking. The entirety of her life is centered around being an "advisor" to the unwashed shitheads who subscribe to this ideology. She doesn't have a thread yet, but anyone declaring a need to get a fucking degree in being a fucking Reddit mod deserves one.

6. Dan Olson, our favorite internet psychopath. Has the unique achievement of being so autistic Mike Michaud fired him.

7. Lindsay Ellis, AKA Nostalgia Chick, widely considered patient zero of the ideological infection that wound up, impossibly, fucking Channel Awesome up worse than it was previously. An IRL friend of both Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn, and the one whose goons brought their own little chunk of the culture war to a website that by all accounts, wouldn't have given a shit otherwise and forced everyone involved to take a side.

8. JesuOtaku, one of the most insane nutters Channel Awesome has ever shit out. Someone so infamous for sucking and fucking his way to success that he is, currently, purportedly fucking someone at Google and uses that connection to filter his search results. Jesu's history is a fucking cavalcade of autism and despair that embroils almost every content creator on the site, including Spoony of all people, who once joked about tying Jesu to a radiator and raping him.

9. Riley "if you won't suck my girldick, you're not a real Lesbian" Dennis. Much like Zinnia, Riley is a living embodiment of every single fucking thing I hate about the troon movement. Zero effort to pass, constantly pushing to force children to transition, and more. Take Zinnia, make him slightly less of a failure, and you get Riley, since they're cut from the same cloth.

10. Brittany Simon. An overglorified camwhore whose sole selling point seems to be, Alison Rapp style, being connected to a lot of people while uploading nudes and racy videos of herself. I think she's supposed to be some heretofore unseen species of THOT intended to appeal to grandma fetishists. She sperg-fights like crazy on Twitter, however, and she's tied to almost every branch of the Rat King, so it wouldn't surprise me if she can support a thread. She was a centerpiece in the Betterhelp black hole, too.

All these assclowns are in constant contact via Twitter, but something widely reported on is that JesuOtaku was fucking someone who censored her search results and deprioritized ED stuff covering her. How much do you want to bet the mysterious bump these faggots seem to be getting from the Algorithm happens to be along the same lines?
 
How much do you want to bet the mysterious bump these faggots seem to be getting from the Algorithm happens to be along the same lines?
I would bet that someone important at Youtube loves them for not only producing profitable content but "fighting the good fight". Previous popular youtube genres were things they didn't like: evil nazi gamers like Pewdiepie and Jontron and commentary edgelords making fun of autistic children like Leafy, and you often hear things about how Youtube changed the algorithm and it screwed over the gaming and commentary genres, ultimately contributing to their decline in popularity.
 
Back