Skitzocow Dan Sandler - Anti-Semitic Elmo

[The Dude]

Elmo loves you! (Unless you're a Christ-killing kike!)

 

[sm0t]

He tried to extort the Girl Scouts by threating to tell everyone they're whoring out their girls unless they gave him 2 million dollars.

When they took him to court he told the judge he wasn't remorseful and did nothing wrong because it was a form of protest.

What a dumbass.

Spoiler

www.nytimes.com/2013/10/10/nyregion/a-year-in-jail-for-a-man-in-an-elmo-suit.html?

I'm wondering what he has against the Girl Scouts. Anyone know what exactly is he protesting about? The above linked article only touches on how he worked for them for a short-term project. Although given the fact that he's an absolute creep, I can only imagine what sort of fucked-up "injustice" he thinks was done to him...

 

[DrunkTails]

Has this got something to do with a pile of Big Bird's crap? I hope no one gives Elmo a gun, otherwise Sesame Street will not be fun anymore and Ernie will have to call 911.

(Lets see how many people get that reference)

 

[Linako 2.0]

I think it's against the law to beat someone up in public. But it'd be so worth it.

Otherwise, I'd say go ahead. I don't think the police wouldn't mind too much. Bonus points for if he calls you a Jew/Hebrew while you do so.

No one likes a party pooper.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Is there any reason he dresses up as Elmo? Is he just trying to check off everything on the 'Total Loon' requirement list?

 

[AnOminous]

Although given the fact that he's an absolute creep, I can only imagine what sort of fucked-up "injustice" he thinks was done to him...

One of them refused to fuck him.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'm wondering what he has against the Girl Scouts. Anyone know what exactly is he protesting about? The above linked article only touches on how he worked for them for a short-term project. Although given the fact that he's an absolute creep, I can only imagine what sort of fucked-up "injustice" he thinks was done to him...

All I know is he claims they're a "corrupt organization." The only reason I can think of is he's kind of retarded.

 

[Pocoyo]

One of them refused to fuck him.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I always suspected that the people who dress up in costumes like this and panhandle were insanely pathetic, but I didn't know they got this bad.

 

[ahavayeshana]

Well...I was going to further elaborate on a joke about "Diddle Me Elmo," but then I read about the rape camp website and felt like an asshole.

 

[Jaimas]

To be quite honest, I have yet to see this guy have a thread.
Not sure if others know who this guy is so I'm going to tell you who Dan Sandler is.

He is quite an exceptional individual and very very VERY racist. He's been known to rant in various areas of New York City and San Francisco ranting anti-Semitic, anti-Hindu, and anti-Viacom bullshit- all while wearing an Elmo Costume.

This is a video of him in his crazy-ass rants in NYC:

If it was just the anti-semitic rants while wearing an Elmo costume, he would have just been a lolcow. However, there are some "extra" things that make him a flat-out horrorcow.

The thing that makes him a horrorcow is that he has a history of crime, in which his history is pretty fucking disturbing.
In 1999, he was arrested for running a website called "Welcome to Rape Camp", which was trafficking Asian sex slaves in Cambodia.
In 2013, he was in jail for a year for trying to extort $2,000,000 from the Girl Scouts of America.

This is the most recent video of him (which was recorded around one month ago):

Somehow, I doubt KILL THE JEWS Elmo is going to catch on.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I'm wondering what he has against the Girl Scouts. Anyone know what exactly is he protesting about? The above linked article only touches on how he worked for them for a short-term project. Although given the fact that he's an absolute creep, I can only imagine what sort of fucked-up "injustice" he thinks was done to him...

He has nothing against them. He's just a mentally ill man who harbors fantasies regarding "camps" of underaged women, sometimes with himself running them and sometimes being run other by mysterious, powerful organizations. He just targeted The Girl Scouts because he happened to work for them briefly and they lined up with his fucked up fantasies.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

He legitimately believes that his bad reputation is completely undeserved.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Is there any reason he dresses up as Elmo? Is he just trying to check off everything on the 'Total Loon' requirement list?

The suit is isolated from the inside with special material so the ZOG can't use their mind control devices on him. It's a bit like a really racist Magneto.

 

[DC 740]

He legitimately believes that his bad reputation is completely undeserved.

Something kinda surreal about this picture. I don't know what it is, and I'm not Mr Artsy even, but he's just so fucking sad to look at if you know his story or not.

 

[Meowthkip]

You know, it's weird - I don't think I've ever seen a relatively anti-semite or someone screaming anti-semitic stuff in public. Only time I've ever really heard people do that are usually KKK members and old Nazi films. Maybe I'm sheltered, or maybe I just don't seek out people who ramble on about this sort of stuff. I've seen people ramble on about the Jewish conspiracy, it's not hard to find, but never really put a face to it.

@Ron Paul 2024 get in here, you need to tell some fucking stories.

This thread is comfimation bias about how you don't need TV anymore when real life has even goofier stuff going on.
I love it.
I want to know, can you pay him to say certain things?
I want him to go to station sqaure and yell
"9/11 WAS A LIE
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED
ALL FROOT LOOPS TASTE THE SAME REGARDLESS OF COLOUR."
or do a dance with this guy

Not gonna lie, that song is legitimately catchy, and I would pay money to see that.

I'm wondering what he has against the Girl Scouts. Anyone know what exactly is he protesting about? The above linked article only touches on how he worked for them for a short-term project. Although given the fact that he's an absolute creep, I can only imagine what sort of fucked-up "injustice" he thinks was done to him...

I really have to wonder how on earth the Girl Scouts, of all people, hired this man in the first place.

 

[Long Sun]

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#freeracistelmo

We can date that picture to close September 18 2012 when Michael Turner and running Back for the Atlanta Falcon was arrested for a DUI

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Something kinda surreal about this picture. I don't know what it is, and I'm not Mr Artsy even, but he's just so fucking sad to look at if you know his story or not.

Did anyone else notice that dog about to take a piss on the Elmo helmet?

 

[Meowthkip]

Did anyone else notice that dog about to take a piss on the Elmo helmet?

Pretty sure that's a plastic bag of some kind.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Pretty sure that's a plastic bag of some kind.

I see, I wonder what's in it.