😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Sandler - Anti-Semitic Elmo

[Whalymin]

In 1999, he was arrested for running a website called "Welcome to Rape Camp", which was trafficking Asian sex slaves in Cambodia.
In 2013, he was in jail for a year for trying to extort $2,000,000 from the Girl Scouts of America.

I like to think he did all that dressed in his Elmo suit

 

[Splendid]

I'm kinda surprised that he hasn't roped in a few more crazies to play other Sesame Street characters alongside him. Even Fedsmoker has a few friends who follow him on parts of his insane journey.

 

[Overcast]

Man, Sesame Street just took a dark turn...

The past few decades have made Elmo into a very angry and bitter person.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Frank Miller's Sesame Street.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Frank Miller's Sesame Street.

Nah, not enough hookers.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Funnily enough I'm going to NYC next month, so if I see him I'll be sure to take a video.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Sesame Street has really gotten edgy.

 

[Meowthkip]

Funnily enough I'm going to NYC next month, so if I see him I'll be sure to take a video.

He seems to be in California nowadays, so don't bother looking for him there.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I like to think he did all that dressed in his Elmo suit

"ELMO SAYS THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE FILTHY, STINKING JEWS!!!"
"THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE HARASSING ELMO!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS AT SCHOOL THAT THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE RUN BY FILTHY, STINKING, CHILD-RAPING HINDUS!!!"

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Funnily enough I'm going to NYC next month, so if I see him I'll be sure to take a video.

He's in California.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

He's in California.

He seems to be in California nowadays, so don't bother looking for him there.

I meant if I saw him, wasn't going out of my way to look for him. Either way, thanks for the heads-up.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Evil-Elmo-performer-says-bad-rap-isn-t-justified-5291724.php

"I was just trying to help these women," he said. "Calling me a child molester for running a porn site is like calling a gay person a pedophile for being gay."

If you don't want to be accused of being a child molester, maybe you shouldn't admit to having sex with kids for money next time. Logic doesn't seem like your strong suit.

 

[AnOminous]

"LISTEN TO ELMO! DON'T BELIEVE TEH JEW LIES! ISRAEL DID WTC!"

 

[Kusottare]

He should consider rigging Tickle Me Elmo voice chips to bark out anti-Semitic statements when tickled.

 

[Lunete]

Elmo just hasn't been the same since Jim Henson died.

 

[Lorento]

Frank Miller's Sesame Street.

"Hey KIDS, Elmo's here to TEACH you how those GODAMNED Jews did 9 MOTHERFUCKING 11...Damn."

Sorry if the edge cut some people.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Windy day
Chasin' the -- fumes away
On my way
To get more Zy-klon B
Gonna tell those jews to get
Get the fuck away from Sesame Street
Move the fuck away from Sesame Street
Stay the fuck away from Sesame Street

 

[Long Sun]

I would have loved to seen him try and selfrep dressed as Elmo

 

[Blarmination]

http://nypost.com/2013/10/09/evil-elmo-gets-year-in-jail-for-girl-scouts-extort-plot/

According to this (not quoting because on mobile and lazy), he was a temp worker at their NYC headquarters, which probably meant he was never anywhere near a kid. He was fired for sending nudes to his boss, apparently.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://nypost.com/2013/10/09/evil-elmo-gets-year-in-jail-for-girl-scouts-extort-plot/

According to this (not quoting because on mobile and lazy), he was a temp worker at their NYC headquarters, which probably meant he was never anywhere near a kid. He was fired for sending nudes to his boss, apparently.

Wait, what?

Somehow, I think that's worse than simply stalking young girls. And I'm even more surprised it didn't net him more years, given his past activity with the police.