So this is our protagonist for this highway to hell. Timaeus Woodworth. Of course, they had to indicate his talent through him holding actual books instead of subtle design hints. Surely the other characters (not the ones already posted above) have better designs, right?
Oof. Off to a much worse start than we thought! The two on the left are crimes against character design. Especially the pink motherfucker. Though, the blond guy and the redhead lass on the right look semi-decent at least.
Let's talk to the dino dude first.
And he's a paleontologist! Neat talent, the shirt seems to fit I guess, if only he didn't look like...this. Jesus fucking christ.
...Except he doesn't actually study fossils?
I did a short detour and looked up the study of fossil plants. If you wanted to be technical, he'd be a paleobotanist. Pretty specific, but Danganronpa has really specific talents (I mean...the Ultimate Yoyo-er is a canon talent.)
There really isn't much else to say on Kapono, so let's move on to the ogre.
No words. You can't convince me this is supposed to be a girl with the already mentioned stubble and horrible design in genera.
If I didn't know any better I'd say he'd belong right in the reddit tranny circles with how he behaves.
Now the blondie.
Oh look! It's Kazuichi and Bill Cipher's lovechild! Not the worst, though it's not saying much considering the designs we're talking about.
If it weren't for the fact he's just a blonde fashionista Kazuichi I probably would've liked him more. He even has the shark grin.
Talent name doesn't make sense, though we're talking about a franchise that has talents like the Ultimate Lucky Student or Ultimate Yakuza, so I guess it doesn't matter.
I'll just leave it to the person I've been checking this out with…
Last character!
Not bad, she doesn't look like a pathologist, more like a skater with those shades (though it might just be me). But eh, whatever.
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Oh, fuck it's a genderspecial.
So the garment under her sweater isn't an undershirt but a binder. Because of course it is. Really predictable.
The dialogue is so fucking bad so I'll just sum this part up. Aoi wonders if Timaeus's name is a name he's given himself and he's like "no it's a fine name" and then Aoi asks if it's from a text by Timaeus and he goes "woah, no one ever gets that!". Boring.
The last action available before the next real page is checking out the lobby.
I'm gonna end it right here. The next four characters (we haven't got far before having to call it quit's because of how boring it was) are just as bad as these. Might do another of these if I'm feeling it.