- Joined
- Apr 20, 2020
I am struggling to wrap my mind around the sheer audacity of this tweet. The man who:
a) spends his entire time crying, drinking, and whining on Twitter (and openly talks about it like it's acceptable for a grown man to do)
b) complains when his family literally has to beg him to do basic chores like dishes or grocery shopping
c) counts buying an expensive household appliance as doing a chore because it "might" motivate him to do just one task to clean around the house (spoiler: bet we can guess how that turned out!)
d) complains about his young children committing the horrible devious sin of being...children, who are temperamental and prone to crying, whining, etc. as kids are wont to do
e) thinks bragging about his children eating the donuts he threw away out of the fucking trash can after making his son cry makes him look good to his troon friends
f) guilt trips his kids about wanting to spend time with him
g) is so bad about contributing to the house/family that his wife had to make a chore board like he's a fucking toddler or a college roommate, which he still complained about
h) pined for months over a summer fling that dumped him like the pathetic sadsack he is and now waxes poetical now that she came back, likely as a rebound
is going to be lecturing about how he totally does things for his family but nobody wants to listen/writes it off? I've got an idea, Daniel. How about you thank your goddamn wife for once? How about you take care of the house and kids for one day and let her have the day off? How about you actually spend time with your kids that isn't running errands?
Protip: y'know why your kids are always complaining when you're out together? Have you considered that's because kids generally hate running errands? I'm sure your general everything is a total bummer to be around too, but any kid is going to complain and want to go home when taken along for such thrilling bonding time as [looks at smudged writing on hand] grocery shopping and clothes shopping. Man, I sure wonder why your wife wanted to start seeing someone else and why your kids long for their father's attention and love but hate being around you. Surely the issue lies with them though, and not you.
Rate me MATI, but deadbeat parents are a special kind of shitty human. Kids need their parents there for them, the least Dan can do is step it up and be a fucking parent for his kids as opposed to chasing younger pussy — very older male thing to do, by the way, hilarious that he doesn't seem to notice or care — and whining about hating his wife to his male friends (in dresses) — another very older male thing to do, ironically.
