Lolcow Dani Sparkavery / Daniel Pelletier / Dani Pelletier/ @sparkavery - Chronically useless deadbeat troon dad who whines about his ex on twitter, embarrassment to his kids, is probably drunk right now

[Celestine]

I've been following Dan's updates in the tranny sideshow thread and I am delighted that Danny Boy got a thread of his very own.

Spoiler: Let me get this out of the way

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Also lol ugly and fat

 

[Surfin Terf]

Poor Dani, I can't believe that both of her exes were disloyal, controlling harpies. What is it they say about guys whose exes are all crazy? Oh yeah.

If a guy says that all of his her exes are crazy then run for the hills treasure her forever and treat him like the princess she is because everyone has been so mean to him.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'd sure like to know the wife's side of the story. I tried to find her divorce pleading, but the New York court records system doesn't let you search family court cases by party name, and even if I knew the docket number they don't post family court case documents online anyway. Stupid privacy laws.

 

[Old Fart]

You know, if I was a divorce lawyer, my first and binding advice to my client would be: stay off social media during the proceedings. Only post if necessary for your job and after my approval. Otherwise, I cannot help you.

 

[goodgrief]

It's been great reading about him on the other thread and I think he deserves one for himself. The oversharing is wild. His passive aggressive behavior about doing any household chores at all, beautiful. My favorite thing about him is still that he whines not only about his exhausted driven insane wife. But also about his kids' behavior expecting them to act like adults or something when he himself doesn't act like one. The fact that he didn't want to go grocery shopping when his kid asked him to because he "gets overwhelmed at the store" and would rather do it online. Top parenting. And then complains that the kid lost interest when he finally agreed 70 billion years later and under certain conditions. Mf WHINES about not spending time with his kids, wanting to spend time with his kids, his wife being closer to them than he is. THE KID JUST OFFERED YOU TO SPEND AN HOUR+ TOGETHER.
Apparently I didn't know it all because you just shocked the shit out of me with the fact that this man is in his late 30s. I 100% thought he was close to 50.

 

[BunnyMim]

This is the first cow I kind of wish I could bully IRL. Can you imagine how embarrassing this thing would be as your father? Comparing my actual father to this faggot is so jarring.. Dani boy is a failure as a man and woman. 41% when?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Thanks everyone for the feedback so far! I'll make a few changes and go from there. I'm glad I didn't screw anything up.

I won't always post updates like this of his tweets (I've got IRL commitments) but today I might as well since I am free.

Daily self loathing: a a

Yay, free stuff! a

I wish Dan took better care of himself. 120lbs lost is nothing to scoff at. a

Seems like he just hates himself/his body in general. Unsurprising.

Surprisingly Dan has fans? He needs something to look foward to. a

Another surprise: not a complete coomer. That's... that's a nice change of pace. Kind of. Still is a virgin with rage. a

Dan apparently has a BA in English. a

He keeps posting pictures of other trans women. I have a terrible feeling he's going to get another romantic partner again soon, this time from the internet. a



He MIGHT be able to get an IRL boyfriend free-troongorl since he's within 2 hours of New York the city, more people to choose from. They might not be monagamous like he wants, though.

Thanks again, reddit, much gold, very thanks.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

@Aaa0aaa0
Might want to add this.

Spoiler: ADDITIONAL + CORRECTED DOX

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Smellee Cat]

his Mom’s name is Sandy Pelletier. You can find her via his Facebook. Not much there but I fully enjoy this picture. (Daniel is on the far right)
So girly. Much feminine.

Edit to add Daniel’s sister

 

[AMHOLIO]

@Aaa0aaa0
Might want to add this.

Spoiler: ADDITIONAL + CORRECTED DOX

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Thanks, now if we get weens they can at least send pizza to the right house.
Seriously though, this is why prospering grounds is nice. Rather not have the neighbors bothered.

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

Dan's wife moved back into the marital domicile because that's standard advice in a New York state matrimonial.

 

[Ed Special]

onision was on the right.
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Gives me more Terry A. Davis vibes, personally. Could just be the eyes, though.
Does anyone know if this tranny faggot has released any rants about glowsticks and vehicular homicide yet?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's always a magical time before a cow discovers he has a thread here. Eventually he'll find out about us and either go to ground, which would suck, or whine and complain about us endlessly, which can be quite entertaining but always makes me feel a little sad, like we've lost something.

These are precious days, my friends. Cherish them.

 

[goodgrief]

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Shout-out to never getting invited to anything ever again.
You gotta be incredibly close to someone for this to not be absolutely insane, inappropriate and feel awkward later at work. But, he doesn't really have a sense of shame so I guess it's okay uwu

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Looks like he is using the tranny shit as a form of escapism just like he does drinking. Unlike other unhealthy habits however, he has an army of Twitter Hons to enable it by showering him with constant love.

Also I noticed that he seems to think his titty skittles are magic pills to an almost schizophrenic level. It wouldn't fucking surprise me if he came out and said they could fix his marriage like they "fix" his hair and skin and "make his phone fit better into his pocket." Lmao.
I'm sure poppin' pills that will turn you into a hormonal trainwreck is the perfect thing to do while you have to deal with a divorce and future court battles over your children.

I really feel sorry for the kids in all this. Divorce sucks, especially the messy kind, but this sure is something else. Dad's gone crazy, and if the story about their Mom suicide-baiting to get Dan to break up with Casey was real, then she isn't well either. Wouldn't take him at face value though, so I have my doubts.

Also, one of their daughters is already NB, take a wild fucking guess where she'd get that shit from.

Somehow I feel like his divorce would be going a lot better for him if he stopped tweeting about his alcoholism, (allegedly) raping his wife and intentionally disregarding her all the time. But what do I know

He can't. Doesn't matter if it fucks him over, he needs that sweet internet attention drip-fed to him at all times.

Edit: Grammar. Again. ESL is tuff lyfe.

 

[Surfin Terf]

...
Also, one of their daughters is already NB, take a wild fucking guess where she'd get that shit from.
...

Tragically, it might have gone the opposite way. My first IRL exposure to "pansexuality" was from a coworker at a volunteer program. A woman in her fifties who had decided that she was pansexual after a student in the GSA that she was working with had told her that he was pansexual. Wouldn't be terribly surprised if Daniel had a creepy fascination with one of his daughter's ROGD friends and that's part of what led him to troonville.

Not that I have any evidence that that's actually what happened, but I'd say it's a realistic possibility.

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Wouldn't be terribly surprised if Daniel had a creepy fascination with one of his daughter's ROGD friends and that's part of what led him to troonville.

Not that I have any evidence that that's actually what happened, but I'd say it's a realistic possibility.

Both his daughters allegedly hate him. They are 10 and 12 though and daughters tend to stick more to their moms. I guess the hate stems from "Mom says Dad is destroying the family" as opposed to "Dad is a tranny lunatic." Couple this with gender brainwashing from Dan's side and one of the kids might've thought to become Non-binary in an effort to bond with him. Kids do dumb shit during divorce to try and keep the family together when their parents weaponize them and hate each other.

Unfortunately for all the TMI he posts online, I couldn't tell if his daughter was NB before or after shit hit the fan in his marriage, so I'm just speculating. I can see it going the other way around though, yeah.

ETA:

Nevermind, found this. I think you are onto something. [archive]

 

[michael_bruh]

Daily self loathing: a a

I doubt Danny has any friends after him being cracked (or whatever troons say on twitter about someone becoming a new troon)

Another surprise: not a complete coomer. That's... that's a nice change of pace. Kind of. Still is a virgin with rage. a

Yeah every other tranny who has a thread on here is a complete coomer who's timeline is full of tranny porn.

 

[Formica Sample]

When I first saw this picture I thought Ethan Ralph was on the left and onision was on the right.
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I get serious Lucas Werner vibes from the right. I think it's the eyes. Plenty of cows have those sanpaku eyes, but there's something distinctly Wern about Danny Boy's expressions in pictures.

 

[michael_bruh]

@Aaa0aaa0 I think you should elaborate on the graysexual shit more in the op.