Lolcow Dani Sparkavery / Daniel Pelletier / Dani Pelletier/ @sparkavery - Chronically useless deadbeat troon dad who whines about his ex on twitter, embarrassment to his kids, is probably drunk right now

[Comfy Gondola]

Cheers!

I love how you can instantly tell when he's faking a smile, because it always looks like he's about to cry.

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Welp, the cropped out woman on the left is the best picture of Casey so far. (Unless there's more on her Facebook. Dan wrote that's how they've met, did anyone check his friends list for her yet?)
You can't see much, but the clothing and short hair screams Aiden to me. I'll bet my ass she'll troon out in the near future too. (If she isn't already in the process.) Especially now that she has Dan The Man on her side again.
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Danny comin' in with the ol' reliable totally not incel-ish pick up line again!
Jesus, his attempts at flirting always crack me up, he's so comically bad at it lmao. Imagine him trying that shit with actual women instead of coombrained troons and he'd be speedrunning a restraining order.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

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Welp, that's the best picture of Casey so far. (Unless there's more on her Facebook. Dan wrote they met through that, did anyone check his friend list for her yet?) You can't see much, but the clothing and short hair screams Aiden to me. I'll bet my ass she'll troon out (if she isn't in the process already) in the near future too. Especially now that she has Dan The Man on her side again.
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Are you saying you think this is Casey (it’s Danny), Or is she the one cropped out of this picture?

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Are you saying you think this is Casey (it’s Danny), Or is she the one cropped out of this picture?

She's the cropped one on the left.

Edit: Clarified it in the previous post.

 

[decaydent]

that's the best picture of Casey so far. (Unless there's more on her Facebook. Dan wrote that's how they've met, did anyone check his friends list for her yet?)

His profile is public, but his friends list is either completely hidden or only accessible to friends. I looked through the reactions he got on his public photos, but no one named Casey liked any. His profile

 

[MetalParakeet]

Is that not her?

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Is that not her?

No, that's his wife.

 

[MetalParakeet]

No, that's his wife.

I thought his wife was Casey.

I'm confused. Dudes too weird for me to keep up

 

[Comfy Gondola]

I thought his wife was Casey.

I'm confused. Dudes too weird for me to keep up

Casey was his summer romance when Dan and wife decided to open up their relationship. Dan and Casey broke up when it, ironically, turned out she was dating another dude while she was with him. After months of Dan being spastic and lovesick over her on twitter, they finally got back together a few days ago.

ETA:
I just realized Dan used to look strikingly similar to Sargon pre-troon and I legitimately lol'd.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I thought his wife was Casey.

I'm confused. Dudes too weird for me to keep up

Despite Dan's habit of constantly referring to someone he is no longer married to as his wife or ex wife, we might resolve to refer to her as Amanda for the sake of clarity? And then maybe lay that out in the OP?

 

[Trianon]

Wonder what the story is about him killing his mother-in-law.

He is putting way too much on Casey, expecting her to be the opposite of his wife in every way. She could have a forked tongue, and he'd be like, "Wow, my wife's tongue is so lame!"

Also I'm sure that picture of his wife is a few years old, but I'd suggest cropping or blurring the kids' faces if you can.

 

[CHARizard]

Alright who ratted us out, goddammit I was hoping for my morning sadness update today.

 

[decaydent]

Guys, we got a full Casey pic!! He locked down due to divorce (I will take screenshots, archive unfortunately not possible on mobile) Hate to be presumptious about this shit, but @Sea Urchin is correct: Casey could well have some edgy gender feels. At least she‘s got Dani‘s limp yet functioning dick now.

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Wew lad.

This is the woman you've been crying over for an entire year, Dan? The piercings and thick bags under her eyes make her look like she'd sell me some of her stash in a shady alleyway. Also lol at the "you were good in man drag" copium, trannies are a special kind of insane.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Oh I get it Casey has drugs

 

[MetalParakeet]

She looks healthy

 

[decaydent]

I merged my previous posts and will continue to update this one until someone else posts

Spoiler: Dani is an edgy femme

Spoiler: Lawyer Story

Spoiler: Dani starter pack tweet

Spoiler: My family is ungrateful - ironic Dani bitching

Spoiler: Sex on HRT *shivers in whole body*

Cites Detransition, Baby as gospel. That dumb novel with some totally womanly rape fantasies I think.

Spoiler: Throwback photo tweet

Magnificent!

Spoiler: Dani smells like her

Spoiler: Pronouns are hard but we‘re all super relatable here

Spoiler: Love Casey and my wife sucks

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

This is the lamest midlife crisis ever. Casey is younger and thinner than the wife and probably more fun because she doesn't have a bunch of kids and a manchild husband to take care of, imagine that. Wow real gender radical fuckery there Dan, very original. Keep eating, asshole.

 

[decaydent]

Spoiler: Text message from wife and Dani hugbox

 

[Gaia Soraka]

Spoiler: Text message from wife and Dani hugbox

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The message from his wife was really sad. A lot of people (women especially) can relate to being stuck in a loveless marriage.

Dani is hilarious, in the sense that his extreme lack of self-awareness is baffling. I can't help but wonder if he actually feels this way or is deliberately missing key social cues that would clue him in to the reason his family is turning on him. It's unsurprising that the trannies are pretending his false narrative is the truth, even when Dani posts such a damning screenshot.

Granted, the wife could be exaggerating, or her perception might be warped. I'm honestly more inclined to believe her than Dani, though. From her other messages, she seems like a genuinely heartbroken single mother trying to piece her life back together while her ex husband talks about sex with another woman in detail on Twitter. It's funny in the way that watching a trainwreck unfold in slow motion could be funny to an autist.

 

[Ona Quest]

Spoiler: Text message from wife and Dani hugbox

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Reading this just makes me think about trans widows and all the shit they have to go through because of their husband's gross fetishes. I am relieved that she is in the process of divorcing his ass and took the kids. I hope her divorce lawyer proves how fucking unhinged this guy is and prevents the kids from ever being near this creep.