Daniel Keem / KEEMSTAR - Founder of #DRAMAALERT and Abusive, Hypocritical Cowardly Online Vigilante

[FedPostalService]

Keemstar firing his editor,
He keeps lying and moving the goalpost
Drama ensued

Who in their right mind is still working with that faggot? Does he have photos of all the big commentators of YouTube blowing underage boys along with YouTube staff and execs?

I can’t understand how he exists still?

When he falls it will be amazing.

 

[Autischic]

It is almost adorable that Keemstar is trying to get Chris Chan on the lolcow podcast.

why would anyone expect someone with a podcast called "Lolcows" to know anything about THE lolcow

Well, it was nice of Chris to think he had a say in his involvement in the show. I just went over to the Lolcow Live merch store and if you thought it was about people related to the podcast, you would be wrong. Keemstar just Googled 'lolcow examples' and put that into an AI to make this:

There's some other cows featured too who have no association with this podcast nor would ever.

I maintain that Keemstar has no idea what a lolcow even is and his podcast is to lolcow content what reality TV is to reality.

 

[Autischic]

Keemstar and Brantley got engaged

Archive

Spoiler: Attachments

Rough.

 

[Foxxo]

"FUCK THIS, I'M ON RED MOUNTAIN WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP, I'M NOT KILLING MY FUCKING SELF. YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! THIS STUPID FUCKING JUSTICE, ALL-FUCKING-RIGHTEOUS FUCKING N'WAH NERVAR IS DOING THIS SHIT! YOU FUCKING N'WAH! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA FUCKING--"

"YO, EVERYONE TYPE IN THE CHAT, NERVAR IS A STUPID N'WAH. JUST TYPE IN THE CHAT, NERVAR IS A STUPID N'WAH. FUCK IT. JUST FUCK IT."

 

[Stoneheart]

What happened to his UFO plans?

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

When trolls make fun of and clip the content of Wings or DSP, Keem says it's good because it's free advertising that's keeping them relevant.

When trolls make fun of Keem and clip lolcow live, he threatens to sue.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Galeocerdo]

Saw this and I am imagining it's another clickbait title card/title. But what do you think it's referencing?
I guarentee it'll be something retarded like "It's the end of all the blame against Boogie and a new, truthful Boogie is born today!"

 

[Meth Dick]

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Saw this and I am imagining it's another clickbait title card/title. But what do you think it's referencing?
I guarentee it'll be something retarded like "It's the end of all the blame against Boogie and a new, truthful Boogie is born today!"

I think it's referencing Keem's "last appearance" on LCL.

It won't be his last appearance, as soon as something juicy comes up he'll saddle up and get back in.
It's like Boogie "quitting social media"

 

[Galeocerdo]

I think it's referencing Keem's "last appearance" on LCL.
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It won't be his last appearance, as soon as something juicy comes up he'll saddle up and get back in.
It's like Boogie "quitting social media"

Oh yeah I seem to remember him discussing this.
100% he'll be back, like I don't know Keem for anything fucking else so I imagine when it gets juicy, maybe in 6 months time (let's be real, unless Wings does a bank robbery the content well is a bit tapped for the moment) but it's what it is.

 

[Pikapool]

Oh yeah I seem to remember him discussing this.
100% he'll be back, like I don't know Keem for anything fucking else so I imagine when it gets juicy, maybe in 6 months time (let's be real, unless Wings does a bank robbery the content well is a bit tapped for the moment) but it's what it is.

I mean was bound to happen just by the premise of just "look at da lolcows" keem just lucked out with the fact that boogie is a sympathy slut

 

[Galeocerdo]

I mean was bound to happen just by the premise of just "look at da lolcows" keem just lucked out with the fact that boogie is a sympathy slut

The dumbest decision was naming it "Lolcow Live", it immediately meant a lot of very entertaining people in the sphere would be completely unwilling to interact with the show. All you get is bottom of the barrel people who are just desperate for attention even if it's 100% demeaning.

 

[Meth Dick]

The dumbest decision was naming it "Lolcow Live", it immediately meant a lot of very entertaining people in the sphere would be completely unwilling to interact with the show. All you get is bottom of the barrel people who are just desperate for attention even if it's 100% demeaning.

Well if it's lolcows you're after then bottom of the barrel is exactly what you'd want, lolcows aren't exactly people who have their shit together. My problem with it being named Lolcow Live is that it suggests there would be a revolving door of different guests, like Ellen or Oprah for lolcows.
The easiest guest would have been Andy Ditch. Buffalo to Tonawanda is like 10-30 minutes away from each other depending on traffic.
And frankly if anyone deserves to deal with Poopsquatch's shit (literal and figuratively) for an afternoon it's Keemstar.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Well if it's lolcows you're after then bottom of the barrel is exactly what you'd want

Ok, the more "Interesting and storied" lolcows won't interact with the podcast on the name alone.
Like Cyraxx is middling in terms of "Entertainment" when he's on panels all the time and he just loops the same shit.

 

[Meth Dick]

Ok, the more "Interesting and storied" lolcows won't interact with the podcast on the name alone.
Like Cyraxx is middling in terms of "Entertainment" when he's on panels all the time and he just loops the same shit.

I get what you mean. I believe it was the name alone that made DSP not want anything to do with it. But Keem isn't smart enough to get that apparently.
Keem took the phrase lolcow and made it profitable and for lack of a better term "mainstream". He'd oversaturate that shit out of the market if he could but, again, he's too on the nose. He might has well called it the Dumb Fuck Live.
Speaking of which I took a look at the LCL merch store.

Who the fuck would actually wear this shit? I'd be embarrassed to admit I watched this shit in public let alone wear it on my chest or head.
The sold out hat is really concerning.

 

[Autischic]

Keemstar doesn't understand the difference between lolcow content (organic, messy, rough) and reality TV (scripted for normie sensibilities). He desperately wants the alog audience who watch lolcows to be invested in his faggy show, but he doesn't realize, being a lolcow himself, that he's just making the same scripted show for the same audience as always with fatter hosts.

Lolcow Live was doomed to fail because it's not a lolcow stream, it's the Fallen-Off Streamers' Support Group.

 

[Galeocerdo]

I get what you mean. I believe it was the name alone that made DSP not want anything to do with it. But Keem isn't smart enough to get that apparently

Well that's what I mean right? You could easily bait a ton of other lolcows onto the podcast without that name being the thing. Chris Chan would likely go on thinking he had a platform to preach from, Cobra, World of T Shirts, At one point Larson... Like there is a veritable well to tap from but Keem is so hungry to capitalise on "The Meme culture" and live out his mid-life crisis in the cringiest way he had to go with the retard name that only a 16yo would think was a good idea.

Keem took the phrase lolcow and made it profitable

I mean, didn't he try to copyright the phrase then go after Null for using it on KF? The dude is like that retarded woman from "Kitchen Nightmares USA" who copyrighted the word "Hon" and proceeded to completely alienate and piss off all her local clientele to her restaurant. Why do idiots think copyrighting a popular word just so they can bully other people for using it is in anyway a good idea?

 

[Meth Dick]

I mean, didn't he try to copyright the phrase then go after Null for using it on KF?

I hadn't heard of that.
That's about as retarded as those Fine Bro's expecting they could copyright "react" channels. Which I'm willing to bet Keem covered that exact situation on Drama Alert back then.

 

[Galeocerdo]

I hadn't heard of that.
That's about as retarded as those Fine Bro's expecting they could copyright "react" channels. Which I'm willing to bet Keem covered that exact situation on Drama Alert back then.

Ah, maybe I did get it wrong. I swear someone told me there was some shit about the term lolcow and Keem + Null going back and forth over it. I'm prolly misremembering a lot

 

[Meth Dick]

Ah, maybe I did get it wrong. I swear someone told me there was some shit about the term lolcow and Keem + Null going back and forth over it. I'm prolly misremembering a lot

You could be correct I just never heard of it. I wouldn't put it past Keem, but I feel that'd be a feature worthy happening here