Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[Meat Target]

You just know the "Suicide By Cop" ending is inevitable at this point. When you're this far gone there's no other way out.

Or he'll pick the wrong concealed carrier to chimp out at for not being Grace.

 

[PanzerFurry]

Sooner or later this will surely end up in a real sentence
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Nah, he's the current main character in Colorado. We've seen how main lol cow plot armor works before with Chris Chan, Dan will never face any real consequences while he remains just an annoyance to the community. Even if he commits a big boy crime, the liberal judges of Colorado won't care enough to slap him with any real charges. Worst he'll get is maybe a month or two in jail.

If you still think he'll face any legal consequences just look at how he can openly make bomb threats (against the white house at one point too.) If any of us said what Danny says we would get a knock from the feds but Danny doesn't because his plot armor protects him from the government.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you still think he'll face any legal consequences just look at how he can openly make bomb threats (against the white house at one point too.) If any of us said what Danny says we would get a knock from the feds but Danny doesn't because his plot armor protects him from the government.

Daniel's threats aren't credible. He has zero access to bombs or firearms. He's just a schizoid homeless man screaming impotent threats into the wind. That's why they aren't taken seriously.

 

[PanzerFurry]

Daniel's threats aren't credible. He has zero access to bombs or firearms. He's just a schizoid homeless man screaming impotent threats into the wind. That's why they aren't taken serseriously

Yeah, that's what I said. His lol cow plot armor protects him.

Seriously though, yeah that's the real reason. He's seen as just a schizophrenic nuisance from the feds all the way down to the local cops. It's why he won't face any consequences. No one sees him as a threat and dealing with him is harder than just throwing him back onto the streets. Which isn't the incorrect option lol.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I hate Tik Tok Tards but I'll be damned if some of these edits aren't funny.

 

[Meat Target]

He has zero access to bombs or firearms.

Don't give the "managers" any ideas.

 

[Willie B Rockhard]

Don't give the "managers" any ideas.

It's not so much the bomb thats worrying. He really could just find a gun on the side of the road.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Wow this guy looks rough, I honestly thought he was closer to middle age than only being 25. Didn't the teflon tard have his initial address video at that age that ended up getting him initially circulated around the chan boards? Daniel being perpetually in and out of group home situations, and being on the streets has it's toll. Despite how I cannot tolerate this mans chimp outs, this is a case were the weens are so out of hand, that they are literally enabling a violent criminal to terrorize whatever community he flocks to. The Blue Spike generation surely lacks any form of compassion and encapsulates everything that our community ends up getting accused of consistently. Daniel making it to the age of 30 would be a miracle by every sense of the imagination, especially at the extent of how fast he collapsed into cowdome.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think it really speaks to the level of mental illness Daniel has that he would rather literally be homeless getting trench foot and sleeping outside then live in a group home where he has to follow rules. How many other people would do that?

 

[Artaius]

Don't give the "managers" any ideas.

One thing I always feared with Larson being a public danger was the possibility of these Redditors pushing the stakes to that level. I have already seen some tease this dark idea when they say the only way Larson is going to end is if he does "something really bad"

I could see it being a retarded Discord group's final solution to get him behind bars or dead. It's probably not going to happen but fuck it's possible with these demonic zoomers. I've never seen a more insidious group disturb me more than Bluespike ever could.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I think it really speaks to the level of mental illness Daniel has that he would rather literally be homeless getting trench foot and sleeping outside then live in a group home where he has to follow rules. How many other people would do that?

I shockingly high percentage of the Mentally ill. It's one of the core elements of the American homeless population.

 

[Molly Millions]

It is shocking to realize that they prefer the feeling of drunkenness or whatever their preferred substance is over being warm and somewhat safe indoors. Daniel of course doesn't use that stuff and has chosen fantasy, huffing deep from a paint stained paper bag filled with delusions.

He's not even the first cow to do it. ADF Fuensalida/Isabel Rosa Araujo did it a decade ago.

 

[SaltyFanta]

One thing I always feared with Larson being a public danger was the possibility of these Redditors pushing the stakes to that level. I have already seen some tease this dark idea when they say the only way Larson is going to end is if he does "something really bad"

I could imagine the trolls doing the same thing the Jace Connors trolls tried, convincing Dan to rob a bank with a toy desert eagle. I think it'd be very easily possible to get Daniel to lash out very violently (like murder/attempted murder), and I know reddit alogs are insane enough to try.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

It's not so much the bomb thats worrying. He really could just find a gun on the side of the road.

I've yet to find the posts again on the subreddit, they've probably been deleted. But there are definitely Tik Tards and zoomer faggots that keep texting or commenting to him that he needs to get a gun or reach for a cop's holster next time he gets arrested.
I'm hesitant to believe he'd actually do it since he has at least some survival instinct enough to not completely sperg out on armed officers like he does with unarmed security or civilians.
But then again, all it took for him to start assaulting an elderly man or pulling fire alarms in crowded buildings was a call or text to do it. Plus he's expressed a desire to obtain one in the past so reaching for Officer PigFucker's handcannon is still within the cards IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d68wgB5DDw

 

[The_Cranker]

But then again, all it took for him to start assaulting an elderly man or pulling fire alarms in crowded buildings was a call or text to do it. Plus he's expressed a desire to obtain one in the past so reaching for Officer PigFucker's handcannon is still within the cards IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d68wgB5DDw

If you told Daniel that Grace VanderWaal was kidnaped by angry Somalian pirates and the only way to save her was to shoot up the T.J. Maxx, then he absolutely would.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Nah, he's the current main character in Colorado. We've seen how main lol cow plot armor works before with Chris Chan, Dan will never face any real consequences while he remains just an annoyance to the community. Even if he commits a big boy crime, the liberal judges of Colorado won't care enough to slap him with any real charges. Worst he'll get is maybe a month or two in jail.

If you still think he'll face any legal consequences just look at how he can openly make bomb threats (against the white house at one point too.) If any of us said what Danny says we would get a knock from the feds but Danny doesn't because his plot armor protects him from the government.

If you told Daniel that Grace VanderWaal was kidnaped by angry Somalian pirates and the only way to save her was to shoot up the T.J. Maxx, then he absolutely would.

Send him to the same house in Cleveland that Chris went to.

 

[GentleGenosha]

Daniel's "managers" decided to roleplay as another young teenager and talked to him until he sent sexts in an attempt to send them to his P.O. to get him arrested for being a pedophile.
After realizing his P.O. is more likely to do nothing, they mass tagged users in their Discord with the image below, leaking Daniels number as a form of punishment or something like that. The attached images are the aforementioned messaging to Daniel's newest TikTok account (@daniellarsonlbi) that set this all off.

Daniel's also recently shown that in times of distress like this he has the ability to act reasonably and understand when he's being manipulated by fans into doing things like hitting himself.

 

[Broadside]

He's not even the first cow to do it. ADF Fuensalida/Isabel Rosa Araujo did it a decade ago.

His name is Phil btw

 

[Artaius]

After realizing his P.O. is more likely to do nothing, they mass tagged users in their Discord with the image below, leaking Daniels number as a form of punishment or something like that.

"Why won't the authorities cooperate with us?"
I can't imagine why? It must be the entire state of Colorado, the police, attorneys, and politicians all must love and defend this schizophrenic homeless pedo retard. That's the only plausible explanation.

"We did nothing wrong."

 

[AnOminous]

"Why won't the authorities cooperate with us?"
I can't imagine why? It must be the entire state of Colorado, the police, attorneys, and politicians all must love and defend this schizophrenic homeless pedo retard. That's the only plausible explanation.

"We did nothing wrong."

I can't imagine why they wouldn't just drop everything else they had to do because they're being brigaded by the most autistic faggots on the planet. Fucking redditors, man.