Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Kayfabe said:
Are there any homeless schizophrenics with internet access for Farmers to follow, now that Dan is in the can?
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Reddit keeps trying to churn up the next Danderson but so far nobody has stepped up to claim the throne. Many Larsonians are content to just watch WoTS. The Josh fandom was actually responsible for much of Danderson’s early spread. Josh has engaged in some schizo behavior recently but it’s probably a mix of alcohol induced psychosis and playing it up for views.
Just today there was that schizo Asian guy who ended up being likeable. A few weeks ago it was some guy named Uncle Stinkee who is crazy but repetitive. Before him it was some guy in West Virginia, I forget what his deal was. Iirc he had a thread dating back to like 2018 but had too much self awareness and may have been acting.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Daniel is one of a kind. Schizocows are a dime a dozen but there’s only one Danderson.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Reddit keeps trying to churn up the next Danderson but so far nobody has stepped up to claim the throne. Many Larsonians are content to just watch WoTS. The Josh fandom was actually responsible for much of Danderson’s early spread. Josh has engaged in some schizo behavior recently but it’s probably a mix of alcohol induced psychosis and playing it up for views.
Just today there was that schizo Asian guy who ended up being likeable. A few weeks ago it was some guy named Uncle Stinkee who is crazy but repetitive. Before him it was some guy in West Virginia, I forget what his deal was. Iirc he had a thread dating back to like 2018 but had too much self awareness and may have been acting.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Daniel is one of a kind. Schizocows are a dime a dozen but there’s only one Danderson.
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You can't force a new Larson into existence anymore than you can with CWC. Those who try to do that always fail.

True schizocows spawn organically and a new one will appear when the time is right.
 
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Agares said:
You can't force a new Larson into existence anymore than you can with CWC. Those who try to do that always fail.

True schizocows spawn organically and a new one will appear when the time is right.
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There's plenty of horrorcows out there anyways, all you gotta do is take your pick of which one. Shit, tiktok is full of them, so you're not lacking in selection.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Reddit keeps trying to churn up the next Danderson but so far nobody has stepped up to claim the throne. Many Larsonians are content to just watch WoTS. The Josh fandom was actually responsible for much of Danderson’s early spread. Josh has engaged in some schizo behavior recently but it’s probably a mix of alcohol induced psychosis and playing it up for views.
Just today there was that schizo Asian guy who ended up being likeable. A few weeks ago it was some guy named Uncle Stinkee who is crazy but repetitive. Before him it was some guy in West Virginia, I forget what his deal was. Iirc he had a thread dating back to like 2018 but had too much self awareness and may have been acting.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Daniel is one of a kind. Schizocows are a dime a dozen but there’s only one Danderson.
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yeah he's such a beautiful retarded bird mutant thing.
daniel larson big bird.png
 
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Agares said:
You can't force a new Larson into existence anymore than you can with CWC. Those who try to do that always fail.

True schizocows spawn organically and a new one will appear when the time is right.
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Lil Sippy is at least an exciting new character in the Larson ecosystem.

deadson said:
There's plenty of horrorcows out there anyways, all you gotta do is take your pick of which one. Shit, tiktok is full of them, so you're not lacking in selection.
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The problem with many of these people is that they’re repetitive. Schizophrenia, autism, poverty and addiction are all repetitive. Daniel was special because he always had some wacky new saga going. They’re usually poor so there will be cycles of begging videos unless they’ve got some kind of tugboat (like Daniel’s $200 a month trust fund was absolutely critical for his success as a cow, because it paid his phone bill. Or Josh is from a rich family and has Mr Based juicing him). They can’t have any kind of caretaker who can cut it down.

But another special thing about cows is they tend to have plot armor. Danderson certainly has that going for him. So I think he’ll be out some time next year.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
Another Daniel Larson jail phonecall was released
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another call has hit the daniel towers (PreserveTube) (GhostArchive)




Agares said:
Annacondasin has some real potential and she's already crossed over with Cyraxx (they didn't date though.)
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they dated for a day




























 
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Kayfabe said:
Are there any homeless schizophrenics with internet access for Farmers to follow, now that Dan is in the can?
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You could always try "Spidey". Tiktok famous autist. (Although it has spread across various other platforms.) I've considered writing a thread but do not have the time.

He's well known for travelling the globe paid for via donations and good will which seemingly fund his travel/drug habit. Somewhat recently he was in Thailand and admitted to a Psychiatric Hospital there as he was in a drug induced psychosis. His mother a somewhat, known academic (Amanda Salis) was summoned to go and pick him up from Thailand to return him to Australia.

See: https://www.reddit.com/r/turanspidey/

He has had multiple run ins with people, particularly within the US.

See also: https://www.tiktok.com/@spideyturanisapleb/video/7256235904958795026
Edit: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...films-robbery-attempt-Los-Angeles-TikTok.html
 
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another call has hit the daniel towers (PreserveTube) (GhostArchive)
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they dated for a day

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Thank you for archiving lil sippy. Something tells me his shit is going to be taken down. Just a guess lol.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
another call has hit the daniel towers (PreserveTube) (GhostArchive)
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Shit i left for a week, this is fucking amazing. Really hope we get more for Danderson.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Binge drinking does not make a person psychotic. Severe withdrawal can make people hallucinate though. Not sure what you mean by this.
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Yeah that is what Josh does. At this point he is perma-drunk and gets hallucinations/paranoia when he doesn’t get his booze. He usually is able to make it go away with hair of the dog.
 
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Rogowski said:
Clark got jumped by the only 2 people who are bigger faggots than he is.

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I'm not a Clark fan myself but he got sucker punched twice by 2 faggots who felt the internet was serious fuckin' business and he held his own.
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Poo touchers are all about bringing shit that belongs on the internet into real life so it was very deserved.

Confucius said:

He who touches the shit, is bound to get hit!

The Buddha also said:

That which touches poo can only be one thing: an asshole.
 
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So I noticed from the Leaping Lemur vid on LilSippy/Daniel Larson he has tattoos, we obviously know he has "ACAB" and "Stay Dangerous" on his face, but he also has "Fuck 12" on his right arm which I had to have explained to me as it's (appearently) further ACAB nonsense. This dude feels like a huge cringelord parading himself around like it's badass and cool, the interest he clearly has in CWC is also indicative of someone who's likely been wanting to poo-touch for years and couldn't manage it with Chris to latched onto Larson who, by all accounts, is sort of easy to get close to if you just grease his ego enough and play into his delusions.
 
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