Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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I've seen endless content of Daniel on Tiktok, but the tipping and general tiktok audience push him out of interesting and into dancing monkey, especially now he has a bunch of wanna-be vlogstars renting him out for content.
GreaseWizard, who does DankNet-esque lolcow content just did a video that sheds a bit of light onto him, could be of use to the OP and archived.
 
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There seems to be a war between Daniel Larson handlers/enablers/wranglers.
TikTok user OxTheGoat is making Daniel Larson merch and attacking other TikTok users for doing the same thing. All of these people are accusing each other of not giving the money made off of the merch to Daniel. Daniel’s IRL handlers are saying that none of the merch makers are giving Daniel any money, however they could just be pocketing it themselves as they are the middlemen.

 
there’s going to be an influx of new users joining to be active here (the subreddit is full of talk about the farms)
but i believe he’s earned a true thread
Yep, was a lurker here for more than a year and just decided to create an account cause of Danny boy Larson.
(If anyone from the farms is in interested in him check out the wiki)
 
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Also a long time lurker - Daniel deserves a much larger & more comprehensive OP. His story quite literally evolves everyday, so maintaining an updated history would be an arduous task. Some information of the different arcs would be great. Still great to have a post about daniel nonetheless. Plus, his current situation with Oxis threatening anyone against Daniel with doxxing would make for great writing.
 
Also a long time lurker - Daniel deserves a much larger & more comprehensive OP. His story quite literally evolves everyday, so maintaining an updated history would be an arduous task. Some information of the different arcs would be great. Still great to have a post about daniel nonetheless. Plus, his current situation with Oxis threatening anyone against Daniel with doxxing would make for great writing.
Type up an OP son.
 
I love how Ox is “helping” Daniel against his will now.
Daniel + others have already stated that Ox isn’t giving Daniel any money from the merch sales and Ox is going nuclear over it. He’s probably watching this thread now too.
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I love how Ox is “helping” Daniel against his will now.
Daniel + others have already stated that Ox isn’t giving Daniel any money from the merch sales and Ox is going nuclear over it. He’s probably watching this thread now too.
Ox is just looking for his 15 minutes of fame, he's got some PepeSylvia-tier stringboard and dripfeeds his audience of virtue signalers that "summ big is goin on there's lots of pooptouchers all touching the same 5 people and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it!"
Shit is pathetic, Ox is no better than Music Biz Marty or Courtney Neidt, never trust a buff ramen noodle head.
I do wish we could get more together on Daniel and let this whole Ox thing be just a dumb handler stint.

I doubt Ox is on this page, he barely has the brain capacity to leave tiktok. (also googling Danny doesn't even have us on the first page.)
 
Ox is just looking for his 15 minutes of fame
I think it's not impossible that Ox is justifying his clear attention seeking with the idea that "it's okay because I'm doing it by helping Daniel" and if that's true it's more likely that Daniel is seeing the money outside of the specific instances where Daniel explicitly says he's not. We know for sure that Ox has paid for hotel rooms, TVs and food so it's possible, even likely that Daniel is seeing the money.
 
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I think it's not impossible that Ox is justifying his clear attention seeking with the idea that "it's okay because I'm doing it by helping Daniel" and if that's true it's more likely that Daniel is seeing the money outside of the specific instances where Daniel explicitly says he's not. We know for sure that Ox has paid for hotel rooms, TVs and food so it's possible, even likely that Daniel is seeing the money.
Agree, but then that just makes him a paypig on top of a handler.
 
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I wrote 3/4 of an OP for Daniel before realizing this was here, so here is essentially a draft OP. It's by no means comprehensive because how could it be, and there's some repetition of what others have posted, but touches on most of his highlights with some form of provenance where possible. People will be more familiar with the lore than me feel free to correct or improve.

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Daniel Larson is an unhomed eccentric autist from Denver, Colorado who self-describes as a ‘celebrity singer-songwriter actor fashion model and politician’ on social media.

Since 2020 his creative output and local retard charm broadcast on TikTok and YouTube have earned him folk hero status and a dedicated subreddit since late 2020. This unfortunately only serves to contribute to his delusional belief that he is a celebrity, and like all barely-functional autistics with unsupervised internet access and a modicum of attention, Daniel is repeatedly trolled and manipulated, resulting in meltdowns, showdowns, and anal insertions. In addition to the aforementioned depraved acts, it’s heavily alleged that Daniel Larson demonstrates a tendency towards [hebephilia-ephebephilia actually], due to his obsessive fixations on tween girl performers, among other questionable behaviour. Despite appearances, Daniel is 25 years old and so almost everyone involved in his degenerate woes is zoomer or lower.

Readers of this thread who've noted Daniel's powerful aquiline profile please enjoy this classic of the genre.
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Quintuple Threat
Daniel's use of TikTok to promote his music begins spring 2020, and he makes his first foray into studio recording in 2021 with Roaring Thunder; the version below isn’t an official music video, but appears to be a sincere tribute by fans and very apt. First though, a showcase of his runway walk with sick beats also by Daniel (sample lyric: 'they try to make me a masturbator, they sit on their Discord all day'). More of Daniel's musical oeuvre can be found here: Daniel Larson Fans
Another of Daniel's songs, accompanied by the most exceptionally individual visuals imaginable.


Screeching Autistic
Daniel lives in supervised accommodation, but repeatedly chooses to unhouse himself due to disagreements with his wranglers, an example of which can be seen here with a caretaker named Jonas (volume warning).


He supports his lifestyle through a combination of presumed tugboat, donos and leeching off his primary enabler and antagonist, Bob Proctor, who funds Daniel’s music projects. Bob-involved meltdowns have been captured for posterity. The first audio shows Daniel in calm manipulative mode while refusing to exit Bob's car, and both involve Bob telling Daniel about himself.
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Daniel Larson Manipulated
Daniel is particularly susceptible to machinations disguised as music industry opportunities, and such ops are generally referred to as ‘management’. Past management incidents include nudity, Zoom calls with minor fans, and even nudity on Zoom calls with minor fans. In fact the management themselves are usually believed to be teenagers. The first of Daniel’s self-exposures has come to be known as ‘The May 6th Incident’, which he later explains as the result of scam management threatening him, but nevertheless continues to make nude videos of escalating depravity, from flaccid nudity to erect and punching own balls, up to solo ass to mouth, repeatedly. The latter category includes the most recent and infamous, 'the toothbrush incident' (since redditors aren’t the most imaginative namers), which has been posted itt but scrubbed from reddit so good archivin'.
May 6th.


Explanation for May 6th.


The next time the exact same thing happened, complete with Daniel's signature 'walking towards the camera' ending, this time with pants round ankles.
Daniel suckles on anal beads of unknown cleanliness


Daniel punches himself in the balls, fingers his asshole then licks his finger.
This fan Zoom call allegedly with minors in which Daniel drops trou fortunately doesn’t show any faces clearly. The chain of context is a little shaky, but it's here then here.
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Daniel’s fans and observers
The Daniel Larson community has existed on Reddit, where he is nicknamed 'Mr President', since late 2020. Some decent documenting has been done and it's a good resource for archiving, however there's crossover between pokers and the subreddit, so the community itself should be considered of interest. Try and read the second one here without a moment of self-reflection.
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[Archive | Archive]

Multiple Youtube channels curate and comment on Daniel, all of which seem to draw his ire, most notably The Daniel Larson Curator, a neutral cache of his social media, and Papa Gut, a DramaTuber who seems on brief inspection to be fairly uncontroversial otherwise.

Daniel's fans, friends and puppeteers described would be a complex Venn diagram, but the main figures of note in the lore are:
Ox/Oxis - the main controversial figure in the Daniel Larson community, a mod with a napoleon complex.
Briiink - zoomies pimping Daniel for clout.
Flexburger - Daniel's 'first manager', considered a malign influence responsible for the inaugural penis-baring.
Kanye556 - onetime collaborator on the track 'Retards in Paris' turned sworn enemy.




Criminal record
In August 2021 Daniel was charged with destruction of private property, an issue that is still ongoing currently due to his failure to appear in court four times thus far. In May 2022 he was charged with petty theft, presumed to be a dine'n'dash at a Hard Rock Cafe due to the zip code on the warrant and his history of doing the same on other occasions. Daniel has recently streamed explaining the legal situation: he's 'merged the warrants' and it's 'taken care of'. So that's reassuring.
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Trench Foot
In his most recent arc, Daniel has been diagnosed with trench foot, which indicates the personal hygiene of a prisoner of war or similar. Spoiler for a video of the holes in his foot.


Nigger Guy
Daniel uses the gamer word enthusiastically and often; he is not manipulated into this, he just really enjoys it. Including below, as directed toward a black man on whose property Daniel was trespassing to charge his phone. According to redditors this was in May 22, not long after the start of Daniel's voluntary homelessness.


Minor Interest
Daniel has demonstrated disquieting obsessions with underage female performers, particularly the now 18 year old musician Grace VanderWaal, and to a lesser extent Darci Lynne, now 17. He recently made a speech for an imaginary Grace-on-the-brink-of-death scenario and has been shown to be in uncomfortable contact with Grace’s mother, Tina VanderWaal [Archive].
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A message for then 16 year old musician/ventriloquist Darci Lynne.

Miscellanea

Daniel Larson for President
An early milestone in his noted weirdo career was his campaign for president, which seems to be general and open-ended given that he refers to multiple election cycles.

Special Olympics: Daniel's claims to Special Olympian status are likely exaggerated. An old Twitter of Daniel's appears to be the source of these claims, with multiple posts claiming swim wins. However the SO 2019 site doesn't list Daniel among their athletes and coaches, and it seems more than reasonable to assume that if this man made it to Abu Dhabi there would be some more evidence of it. It seems highly likely Daniel's Special Olympics wins were local tournaments, as the organization is known to do.

Denver Colfax Marathon: Daniel completed the Denver Colfax Marathon with a time of 6:23:40, placing 165/166 among finishers in his category.
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Daniel's coma: Do I need to explain? Daniel posted about being in a 'comma', not realizing the obvious lie to the intellectually average. This was June 2, 22.


Who Raised Him?
Roughly interpreted, the wiki characterizes Daniel’s early life as a mixture of coddling and failure to meet needs by senior parental figures at something of a loss dealing with a disabled young man. Daniel was raised between his grandmother Nancy Shimer and in specialized accommodation, allegedly due to neglect by his mother Elisabeth (though note that Daniel is the source of these allegations). A local news feature on one such facility, The Tennyson Centre, featured Daniel age 14 and his grandmother. Bob Proctor was a friend of his Nancy’s who continued to support Daniel after her death in 2019, and despite whose best efforts, Daniel's stability has markedly decreased since Nancy's death.

Currently, Daniel's mother is a musician who has sporadic contact with him, and to this day their relationship seems troubled. At present I can't find the video where he says he pushed her and her wheelchair over, but if I do, it'll be added.

There are books that could be written on Daniel and nature vs nurture in creating this impish, degenerate, ambitious, shrill, optimistic, entitled, developmentally delayed performing rapscallion but intellectual digressions aside, please enjoy Daniel Larson and his zoomer phonecult.

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@Swerf'n'Terf Nice write up. I saw someone post about this guy in the thread requests thread and I'm suprised KF hasn't given this guy much attention.
Here's Oxis's dox:
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

He tries desperately to make people think he lives in LA but he actually lives in Michigan.
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This guy seems to be running Daniel's discord and profiting from it. It's a white knight discord and Daniel himself is in it. discord invite

A zoomer made some pretty good lore videos about Daniel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6tW8NErZhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulocRXSSXSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7YdbOJ3gKk

This guy is a freak but the zoomer clout complex surrounding this guy is what intrigues me the most.
 
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I don't think Larson's current social media has been posted yet so here it is as of August 23 2022:
Youtube
Tiktok
Discord thats run by Oxis that Daniel himself is in
DanLIVE#2214 on discord

You can search 'from: DanLIVE#2214' without quotes in his discord to see posts from Larson.

He is currently begging for money in discord to pay for his lunch. He begs for money pretty frequently in this discord.
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I don't think it needs to be said here of all places but don't give this guy a fucking dime.

A recent development is that some people are trying to push a feud between Larson and a guy named Todd Baysinger. They both have a weird obsession with Grace Vanderwaal and Todd replied to some comments that Larson left on one of Grace's videos threatening to call the FBI on him.

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The feud is a big nothing burger at this point but the redditers want some content I guess.

The more I look into this guy the more I realize that the current community of redditers and tiktok zoomies documenting him on r/daniellarson and his wiki are mostly focused on documenting their shitty trolling and weening attempts and not Larson's actual life. And even in those regards the wiki is undetailed and poorly sourced. These communities also have gay rules about 'doxing' (i.e. using someone's real name), care about the privacy of his trolls while routinely violating Larsons's, and frequently ban discussion of everyone but Larson. These communities view him as the next Chris Chan, deeming themselves Larsonians and anticipating the 60 part documentaries that will be made about him on youtube.

The youtuber Papa Gut who seems like a good guy that wants to help Larson has a hefty playlist that documents some of his more day to day struggles/antics. I'm only a couple of videos in and Papa Gut is talking about how shitty he is with money, going to Outback Steakhouse for $40 lunches everyday instead of buying clothes which he is always in short supply of. He talked about how Larson would complain about how his bed was dirty and how he would sleep on the ground instead of just clean his bed and how larson lies about the caretakers in his group home (at the time) abusing him. Apparently it's common for tards to lie about abuse in these types of situations.

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Some more e-beggging
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