Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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I really think anyone involved in a lolcow community is already pretty bad (Myself included).
You can observe and discuss lolcows without being a bad person, although I will say it's certainly not uncommon for people in such communities to possess some undesirable personality traits. Having some kind of personality disorder is almost definitely a prerequisite for being a ween, especially for someone as ghastly and unstable as Daniel. For a lot of them it's just a thin veil of hatred for pedophiles hiding a desire to torment someone whose mental capacity is comparable to that of a child's.

The forum guidelines serve as an easy checklist for this type of thing really. As long as you're not getting upset over someone like Daniel or obsessively trying to interact with them or insert yourself into their lore, you're not really doing anything particularly bad.
 
The more I get into Daniel Larson as a cow the more I'm wondering why the fuck zoomers are so comfortable with hanging out with him. He's a homeless, violent, schizophrenic and they have zero issue posing with him for photos and now even inviting him into a dorm. Like what the fuck?
Would you guys let this man into your home?
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Do I just have rose-tinted glasses looking back at older lolcows, or has the weenery and a-logging gotten a lot worse over the years? I know people always loved fucking with Chris but it seems like things have really ramped up lately in regards to other cows. The lengths people will go to to fuck with Daniel in person seem insane to me. Imagine bringing a homeless schizophrenic pedophile into your house for TikTok clout. That's retarded.
 
Daniel has been arrested


He apparently tried getting into a VIP area with the intention of meeting and joining Deion Sanders on stage, having been contacted by a fake Deion telling him to come to him.
He then kicked a security guard and got arrested for 3rd degree assault.



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Do I just have rose-tinted glasses looking back at older lolcows, or has the weenery and a-logging gotten a lot worse over the years? I know people always loved fucking with Chris but it seems like things have really ramped up lately in regards to other cows. The lengths people will go to to fuck with Daniel in person seem insane to me. Imagine bringing a homeless schizophrenic pedophile into your house for TikTok clout. That's retarded.
It's not rose tinted glasses things have gotten way more glass tappy as lolcow communities have gotten more mainstream. You have people who are clearly unhappy angry people who want to take out anger on someone but want to do it while feeling morally superior so you get things like Music Biz Marty beating up a mentally disabled man or zoomer kids on Discord mentally manipulating a schizophrenic homeless man into getting arrested.
 
It's not rose tinted glasses things have gotten way more glass tappy as lolcow communities have gotten more mainstream. You have people who are clearly unhappy angry people who want to take out anger on someone but want to do it while feeling morally superior so you get things like Music Biz Marty beating up a mentally disabled man or zoomer kids on Discord mentally manipulating a schizophrenic homeless man into getting arrested.
Sometimes I wonder if the only difference between the Alog and the lol cow is patience.
 
It's not rose tinted glasses things have gotten way more glass tappy as lolcow communities have gotten more mainstream. You have people who are clearly unhappy angry people who want to take out anger on someone but want to do it while feeling morally superior so you get things like Music Biz Marty beating up a mentally disabled man or zoomer kids on Discord mentally manipulating a schizophrenic homeless man into getting arrested.
Society has always had unhappy, angry people compelled to negatively externalize their anger and failures upon others. They are just doing it against lolcows now.

Especially since today's society no longer lets you externalize your anger in a positive way against blacks, Jews or communists.
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Society has always had unhappy, angry people compelled to negatively externalize their anger and failures upon others. They are just doing it against lolcows now.

Especially since today's society no longer lets you externalize your anger in a positive way against blacks, Jews or communists.
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Slightly off-topic but that image shot me back a decade to when I played Ghosts. Great times.

Back on topic, I think people are full of anger/hatred and so the only way they can take it out without being sent to a mental institution is by directing it all at pedophiles. Nobody cares if you go after a pedophile, hell, most people celebrate it (as they should).

But these people are using "he's a pedophile grrr" as an excuse to fuck with him.
I'm not defending Daniel here, but I think Daniel shouldn't be harassed 24/7 by reddit weens who are desperate to take out their anger on someone they believe is below them morally. Daniel should be in a mental home where he can get the help he very clearly needs.
The weens are making it significantly worse and are just furthering his delusions.

He's gonna lose his marbles and end up harming someone if this shit continues.
 
Slightly off-topic but that image shot me back a decade to when I played Ghosts. Great times.

Back on topic, I think people are full of anger/hatred and so the only way they can take it out without being sent to a mental institution is by directing it all at pedophiles. Nobody cares if you go after a pedophile, hell, most people celebrate it (as they should).

But these people are using "he's a pedophile grrr" as an excuse to fuck with him.
I'm not defending Daniel here, but I think Daniel shouldn't be harassed 24/7 by reddit weens who are desperate to take out their anger on someone they believe is below them morally. Daniel should be in a mental home where he can get the help he very clearly needs.
The weens are making it significantly worse and are just furthering his delusions.

He's gonna lose his marbles and end up harming someone if this shit continues.
I never thought about it like this before but you can really draw a straight line between "legitimate" people like Chris Hansen, to store brand Chris Hansens like Skeeter Jean, and then to people like Daniel's reddit weens. It's the same method of attacking someone for being morally lesser-than but wrapped up in different layers of emotional distance. The only difference is the level to which the audience openly enjoys/encourages the suffering.
Was Hansen the first lolcow documentarian?
 
Daniel has been arrested


He apparently tried getting into a VIP area with the intention of meeting and joining Deion Sanders on stage, having been contacted by a fake Deion telling him to come to him.
He then kicked a security guard and got arrested for 3rd degree assault.

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So how long does this keep Larson out of commission? Is the state gonna give him a slap on the wrist or is he getting put away?

Edit: a quick Google search of Colorados policy of 3rd degree assault
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So how long does this keep Larson out of commission? Is the state gonna give him a slap on the wrist or is he getting put away?

Edit: a quick Google search of Colorados policy of 3rd degree assault
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Lolcows seem to get away with anything/everything. I think Dannyboy will be back on the streets, dining-and-dashing and getting gangstalked by mouthbreathing-zoomers before we know it.
 
I have been following the DL saga since a couple of weeks and it's very sad.
The guy has the maturity and the brain of a 7 years old in the body of a 24 years old guy. Weens are feeding his delusions and it's a quite dangerous game. That guy should be institutionalized.
I believe the college should also investigate the retards who invited him in the dorms and made him believe he was a student or impersonated the coach and the school administration. They put other students in danger, DL can be violent and the latest arrest shows that he can be manipulated into doing violent acts (fighting the security guards).
I am afraid that one day all this shit will end with a stabbing or a child abduction or some other horror story.

Do we know his medical history by the way? I believe that there can be a genetic defect behind his retardation/mental illness and weird face features.
 
I have been following the DL saga since a couple of weeks and it's very sad.
The guy has the maturity and the brain of a 7 years old in the body of a 24 years old guy. Weens are feeding his delusions and it's a quite dangerous game. That guy should be institutionalized.
I believe the college should also investigate the retards who invited him in the dorms and made him believe he was a student or impersonated the coach and the school administration. They put other students in danger, DL can be violent and the latest arrest shows that he can be manipulated into doing violent acts (fighting the security guards).
I am afraid that one day all this shit will end with a stabbing or a child abduction or some other horror story.
Yeah, this is going to end really badly. I hope the weens get what's coming to them as part of the fallout but I'm not optimistic.
Do we know his medical history by the way? I believe that there can be a genetic defect behind his retardation/mental illness and weird face features.
We don't, but there's no doubt Dan is a genetic catastrophe, just look at him. His overall body shape is consistent with Marfan Syndrome (long limbs, bulging eyes, sunken chest, retardation) and I'm sure there's a Neural Tube Defect and/or an Inborn Error of Metabolism in there. He's one of the few cows I feel genuine pity for, as you say he has the mind of a small child, and his violent tendencies need to be interpreted as the flailing tantrums of a child. We don't hold 7-year-olds morally or criminally responsible when they lash out. Likewise, even his paedophilia has to be understood as coming from a child's mind - is it any wonder that someone with the mind of a child is attracted to (other) children? Children's minds are not supposed to be able to handle an adult sex drive, that's why a lot of retards are paedos or sex pests. He's dangerous and needs to be locked up for the safety of himself and others, but he's not evil, just fucked up.
 
I was watching the game and listening to the full shit show that day. I couldn't access the farms on my phone so I saw the demise on reddit. I want to just paint this so every can understand this as clear as possible. Daniel is a full on idiot and will never learn.

Daniel has been tricked by fake Graces, Jacobs, Eds, and I think an Obama once or twice. He's been manipulated by teenagers and children galore. He has been tricked so much he continues down this mental-sycosis loop he and the internet has lost count. This fucking moron saw a fake Deion Sanders in a YouTube comment section, messaged back and forth with him and thought that "Hey this is a chance for me to be famous and get attention. I imagine him seeing the other celebrities' at the game like The Rock, Damian Llilard and even some decent rappers there too. Drool spilling from his mouth as he texts fake Deion. Teens and college students galore watching him, recording him for the X's and reddit fags to consume. The text chain shows him essentially BEGGING Fake Deion to let him in. Daniel the retard we all know and hate decides that since the won't let him in, his only reaction is anger. Throwing racial slurs and assaulting a security guard. Only to get arrested, his fate now in a Jail cell in Colorado till trial happens.

What is to happen to Daniel now? I have a few theories that would be fucking hilarious.

1. Deion Sanders takes this as a chance to get pity points with the normal fags. He claims that a racist predator called, "Daniel Larson." and his child trolls sent him in there with the intention harass and assault his players/staff. ESPN does a documentary and they actually make some form of income.

2. Daniel is charged and banished from Colorado to the death state of Kansas. Imagine the voting episode from Southpark where Stan refuses to vote, strapped onto a horse and kicked out of town. Except it's Daniel. They push the horse onto the only road going East and the State of Kansas has to deal with him. I can't find a clip online so I'll let you all find/photoshop it.

3. Daniel becomes a martyr for mental health after the courts figure out the whole story. For this to happen, it would require a Chris Channing amount of legal experts who know the full story to all come together and be like, "This retard is fucked, we got to shove him into a mental facility." They would then charge any moron who encouraged his retarded mental health and a bunch of teens would be spanked by their parents. if not charged/doxed.
 
Hopefully the cops/prosecutors/police-station-janitor/whatever realize Dan is fucked in the head and arrange for him to be sent to some form of mental hospital. I have a feeling it probably won't happen, but I'm hoping it does.

I'm not defending Dan, but I don't think he's 100% at fault. Sure he did whack a guy, but he was goaded into the situation by weens.
I imagine his little ostrich brain went on autopilot and he decided he had to defend his bushido samurai honor by kicking that guard.
I don't think Dan is mentally competent to stand trail, and I certainly don't think he realizes that trying to shwack fellas in his way isn't the greatest idea.

Like I've said countless times in this thread, Dan needs to be in a mental home, not a cell.
 
Hopefully the cops/prosecutors/police-station-janitor/whatever realize Dan is fucked in the head and arrange for him to be sent to some form of mental hospital. I have a feeling it probably won't happen, but I'm hoping it does.

I'm not defending Dan, but I don't think he's 100% at fault. Sure he did whack a guy, but he was goaded into the situation by weens.
I imagine his little ostrich brain went on autopilot and he decided he had to defend his bushido samurai honor by kicking that guard.
I don't think Dan is mentally competent to stand trail, and I certainly don't think he realizes that trying to shwack fellas in his way isn't the greatest idea.

Like I've said countless times in this thread, Dan needs to be in a mental home, not a cell.
Lack of help isn't really the issue. Daniel has been sent to mental hospitals and group homes before. In the mental hospital, the doctors were very aware of his antics.

He is addicted to his phone, has anger issues and got kicked out for fighting nearly instantly when he lived in a group home. Mental hospitals also are required to release you stop being a threat to yourself and others, and he isn't really suicidal: he just makes those threats to get away with whatever he just did.

The solution to public nuisances is sticks and carrots: a local homeless guy throwing rocks at windows, harassing women and getting into fights needs both punishment and help. Putting them in jail for a few weeks/months could be an unpleasant enough experience to make them reconsider acting up again and actually take treatment seriously. It will also make them reconsider what type of "friends" they are associating with. Obviously, for a career criminal, prison can be a business school for networking, but it can also be a place for Daniel (now without his phone) to be bored enough to utilize jail rehabilitation resources and break his current self-destructive mental cycle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seckel_syndrome Something like this I'd say. Could be microcephaly too, he has the pinhead look for sure
According to the nerds on Wikipedia, microcephaly is defined as >2-3 standard deviations below average cranial size. His cranium is small, but I'm not sure if it is the bottom 0.2-2.5% small.

Seckel syndrome seems possible though, he does appear to have accelerated aging though, he is 24 and looks like he is in his mid 40s.

Also, these disorders are on a curve, Daniel seems to be on the less bad end, so it isn't obvious just based on his videos. Apparently, both his siblings passed away, so his parents might just be related or something.
 
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You make a pretty good point, @Mr Steal Your Farm. I suppose anything, jail or Arkham Asylum, is better than Daniel being gangstalked by Reddit fags. The longer he's away from the-damn-innernet! and his "loving fans", then the better he'll become. Jail or a nuthouse can do that, but I think a nuthouse is better because it's main purpose is treating whackjobs like Daniel.

Unless maybe a Redditor is stupid enough to get arrested in Colorado so they could be Dannyboy's cellmate and fuck with him.
I don't think that's really all that far-fetched anymore.
 
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