Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[Ealen]

Larson needs sectioning or at least punishing severely so he never acts on his blatant pedophilic instincts.

Daniel is the exact type of person padded rooms and straitjackets were made for. Now that it's considered inhumane to treat people like that (Even though it's clearly in their best interests as well as the interests of everyone around them,) the hordes of Daniel-esque mutants is unleashed upon the streets to terrorize the public.

The behavior exhibited by weens is concerning though. Daniel is incredibly destructive both to himself and those around him anyway, but this is exacerbated by all the clout-chasing zoomers trying to insert themselves into his story. behavior like impersonating people in order to agitate him in to a frenzied state of unbridled tard rage or to put him in a situation where a confrontation is likely to follow is straight-up psychotic and it doesn't just negatively affect Daniel, it puts people around him at risk too.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Shocker, Daniel is free.
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From what I've gathered, we could have gotten live feed of Daniel's court appearance today, as it was supposed to be livestreamed, however it was shut down rather quickly after weens started shitting up the chat.

The first pic goes hard. It could be an album cover:
DANIEL LARSON : SCOTT FREE

 

['Ole Dente]

I like the phrase "glass tappers" myself. Comes with the entertaining possibility that some day the exhibit will leap over the wall and eat them.

I call them Martys. I figured MBM deserved the honor since he’s been one of the first “newer” and more high profile psychos who deserves to mocked for his retarded shenanigans and ambivalence towards being reasonable.

 

[Gardener King]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WM-lXM2...soMWfKh5N5sow2&ab_channel=HistoryOfEverything

Bodycam footage of Dan in police custody at the time of his recent arrest has been released, phone posting so I can’t make an archive right now.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Bodycam footage of Dan in police custody at the time of his recent arrest has been released, phone posting so I can’t make an archive right now.

Making local archives, I now have the videos but will likely take several hours to upload here I'm afraid.

Update: KF's eating drafts, I'll upload whenever I'm able.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Here is the pictures from the evidence table. Still needs archived footage, this is comedy gold.

The officer paused when he saw it. The bike cop gagged a little.

I think they disposed of the backpack after the video. Thank you for sharing the pictures officer! "We love our cops, our law enforcement, we love our military they're important."

Spoiler: Daniel's fleshlight

YouTube video:

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

Here is the pictures from the evidence table. Still needs archived footage, this is comedy gold.

The officer paused when he saw it. The bike cop gagged a little.

I think they disposed of the backpack after the video. Thank you for sharing the pictures officer! "We love our cops, our law enforcement, we love our military they're important."

Spoiler: Daniel's fleshlight

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YouTube video:

I refuse to believe he is this stupid. I fucking refuse it, no one on this earth is that retarded. This moron, and waste of oxygen just took the word of a random internet comment to be Deion Sanders and believed he was going to be on scholarship, believed that a "celebrity scholarship" even existed and believed he was going to get an actual interview with the biggest up and coming coach in college football. This retard isn't that retarded I fucking refuse to believe it.

This fucker kept the sex toys with him where ever went and probably never washed.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

This fucker kept the sex toys with him where ever went and probably never washed.

I guess the Quora questions about painful orgasms make sense now. He’s undoubtedly gotten a UTI or some shit from fucking a never washed pocket pussy.

 

[NoosJunki]

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Here is the pictures from the evidence table. Still needs archived footage, this is comedy gold.

The officer paused when he saw it. The bike cop gagged a little.

I think they disposed of the backpack after the video. Thank you for sharing the pictures officer! "We love our cops, our law enforcement, we love our military they're important."

Spoiler: Daniel's fleshlight

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YouTube video:

"One Fleshlight...soiled"

 

[Londo]

It's swallowing uploads.

Bodycam footage:

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

The one time Dan changed his clothes. And it's into an inmate jumpsuit lmao.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Here is the pictures from the evidence table. Still needs archived footage, this is comedy gold.

The officer paused when he saw it. The bike cop gagged a little.

I think they disposed of the backpack after the video. Thank you for sharing the pictures officer! "We love our cops, our law enforcement, we love our military they're important."

Spoiler: Daniel's fleshlight

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YouTube video:

This was surreal...and so fucking disgusting...more disgusting than surreal

 

[Londo]

Tag me when you need shit archived.

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[Sicko Hunter]

The way I see it Daniel is going to go out one of two ways: 1. He will piss off the wrong person and get killed (this honestly isn't likely to happen unless he goes to the hood) 2. He will get a large open wound somewhere on his body that he won't treat and it will lead to sepsis.

 

[Maude Snew]

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"One Fleshlight...soiled"

One book "My soiled Fleshlight and me: (This sort of thing is my bag, baby)" by Daniel Larson.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Who the hell has a flesh light on their person as a normal everyday object. Why would you carry a fucking sex toy out of the privacy of your own home let alone in public.

 

[Londo]

Who the hell has a flesh light on their person as a normal everyday object. Why would you carry a fucking sex toy out of the privacy of your own home let alone in public.

You've never met Daniel Larson before...

 

[AnOminous]

Dick had addiction problems, tried to kill himself a couple of times, heard voices and kept hallucinating prophecies.

If you've read his Exegesis (over a million words about his mystical experience), or at least the parts that have been released, one of his own leading theories about his own experiences was that he was just schizophrenic. Ironically, he wrote some of his best work after going crazy (like VALIS or The Transmigration of Timothy Archer).

I'm not sure he was schizophrenic, though he was definitely paranoid (and there is some indication they actually were out to get him).

 

[get_ur_gamon]

At least he'll get everything he needs in jail: Social media detox, 3 meals a day, a gym, and a captive live audience.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Daniel is the exact type of person padded rooms and straitjackets were made for. Now that it's considered inhumane to treat people like that (Even though it's clearly in their best interests as well as the interests of everyone around them,) the hordes of Daniel-esque mutants is unleashed upon the streets to terrorize the public.

The behavior exhibited by weens is concerning though. Daniel is incredibly destructive both to himself and those around him anyway, but this is exacerbated by all the clout-chasing zoomers trying to insert themselves into his story. behavior like impersonating people in order to agitate him in to a frenzied state of unbridled tard rage or to put him in a situation where a confrontation is likely to follow is straight-up psychotic and it doesn't just negatively affect Daniel, it puts people around him at risk too.

Geez. All this Zoomer Clout Chasing makes me wished Teens would go back to beat up homeless people instead. Especially if said bums were Daniel Larson types.