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I also recommend uploading to YT to share the info with normalfags interested in Daniel.
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Archive.org has a trove of them too, it might help to add them here or vice versa
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Will post the remaining videos in a second post. It seemed to just crap out on uploading #12.
Man, this feels like it happened ages ago, but I guess it really hasn't been that much time.
This interview was recorded ~ September 16th 2022. I gave Dan a respectable amount of money for this, mostly because I'm the type of person who gets very excited about their ideas, and feel the need to do it right away; so I gave Dan enough to get him excited. Nothing extreme if you have an actual job. But for Dan, and for the community of primarily children/ young teenagers, it would be enough that they're unable/unwilling to pay. (You can probably blame me for Dan feeling like he's entitled to larger amounts of money.) Side note - Does anyone remember the huge ass speaker he bought in Shield housing?
Who has two thumbs and paid for that vis-a-vis this interview?
This guy.
For your viewing pleasure, I submit videos 1-11.
1: Did you enjoy your time at the Tennyson center?
2: I asked Dan what kind of classes he took at the Tennyson center. I was intending for him to tell me what specific, normal-type, classes he took. Instead, he more describes the Non-Academic things that he does there - Hence the next clip. I also ask him how long he's lived there spoiler: a year and a half.
3: What kind of classes did you take at the Tennyson? I ask him to be specific. This is one of my favorite moments in the entire interview - I died laughing.
4: What kind of activities would you participate in at the Tennyson center? I find it funny how he says he would "Rather be doing what he's doing now." I think it really speaks to the ridiculousness of the situation. By all ways you can measure, Dan is functionally famous. Even more so today then he was at the time of this recording. However, there's no chance people are willing to pay him, with any regularity, to talk with him.
5: Could you tell me about your teachers? Did any of them have a strong impact on you?
6: Do you have any particular stories where that teacher made an impact? - This is an odd one. I'm torn if Dan is being truthful here. I think he's embellishing how well they got along of course, but the mention of people claiming (paraphrased) "He has to have someone follow him around." I don't know if this was just a current insecurity he had, that he doesn't want to be perceived as needing a helper, if this is what kids at his school said to bully him, or if he's just lying and accidentally told the truth. Regardless, an interesting clip.
7: Did you have a teacher that you didn't like/didn't like you? Any stories? - Dan also acknowledges that the Tennyson center has since closed here. (It has not closed and is in fact, still open)
8: I ask Dan if there are any specific examples of a clash/fight with that particular teacher. - Truth be told, I dislike how I asked this question. Even in the few minutes following actually asking it, I disliked it. I think I was trying way to hard to lead Dan into saying something that I wanted. I really wanted Dan to tell me a story about where he got into an actual scuffle/fight with that teacher.
9: Did you have friends your own age at the Tennyson Center? - This clip contains an interesting parallel to Chris Chan. I do recommend you watch it yourself first to see what it is he says. Dan considered himself one of the top-tards at the Tennyson center. He describes himself as almost "Higher Rank" than the surrounding disabled children, saying he felt as if he had "Power over the school". Really highlights his delusional thinking. It reminds me of Chris Chan's claim that he was different from the "Slow in the minds"
10: Were you bullied at school?
- Funny how I had a similar experience of hating being called by other people's names who had my first name. I mean, when I was six - but Dan is mentally six anyways so it's kinda the same.
11: Was the Tennyson center a violent place? - Spoiler -Another interesting Chris Chan parallel. Dan was subjected to "Time out rooms" as well it seems. However, he does not seem to be as traumatized by these as Chris-chan was. You guys think that this was because of the ages? Dan would've been like 12? Chris Chan was 6 iirc
Man, this feels like it happened ages ago, but I guess it really hasn't been that much time.
This interview was recorded ~ September 16th 2022. I gave Dan a respectable amount of money for this, mostly because I'm the type of person who gets very excited about their ideas, and feel the need to do it right away; so I gave Dan enough to get him excited. Nothing extreme if you have an actual job. But for Dan, and for the community of primarily children/ young teenagers, it would be enough that they're unable/unwilling to pay. (You can probably blame me for Dan feeling like he's entitled to larger amounts of money.) Side note - Does anyone remember the huge ass speaker he bought in Shield housing?
Who has two thumbs and paid for that vis-a-vis this interview?
This guy.
For your viewing pleasure, I submit videos 1-11.
1: Did you enjoy your time at the Tennyson center?
2: I asked Dan what kind of classes he took at the Tennyson center. I was intending for him to tell me what specific, normal-type, classes he took. Instead, he more describes the Non-Academic things that he does there - Hence the next clip. I also ask him how long he's lived there spoiler: a year and a half.
3: What kind of classes did you take at the Tennyson? I ask him to be specific. This is one of my favorite moments in the entire interview - I died laughing.
4: What kind of activities would you participate in at the Tennyson center? I find it funny how he says he would "Rather be doing what he's doing now." I think it really speaks to the ridiculousness of the situation. By all ways you can measure, Dan is functionally famous. Even more so today then he was at the time of this recording. However, there's no chance people are willing to pay him, with any regularity, to talk with him.
5: Could you tell me about your teachers? Did any of them have a strong impact on you?
6: Do you have any particular stories where that teacher made an impact? - This is an odd one. I'm torn if Dan is being truthful here. I think he's embellishing how well they got along of course, but the mention of people claiming (paraphrased) "He has to have someone follow him around." I don't know if this was just a current insecurity he had, that he doesn't want to be perceived as needing a helper, if this is what kids at his school said to bully him, or if he's just lying and accidentally told the truth. Regardless, an interesting clip.
7: Did you have a teacher that you didn't like/didn't like you? Any stories? - Dan also acknowledges that the Tennyson center has since closed here. (It has not closed and is in fact, still open)
8: I ask Dan if there are any specific examples of a clash/fight with that particular teacher. - Truth be told, I dislike how I asked this question. Even in the few minutes following actually asking it, I disliked it. I think I was trying way to hard to lead Dan into saying something that I wanted. I really wanted Dan to tell me a story about where he got into an actual scuffle/fight with that teacher.
9: Did you have friends your own age at the Tennyson Center? - This clip contains an interesting parallel to Chris Chan. I do recommend you watch it yourself first to see what it is he says. Dan considered himself one of the top-tards at the Tennyson center. He describes himself as almost "Higher Rank" than the surrounding disabled children, saying he felt as if he had "Power over the school". Really highlights his delusional thinking. It reminds me of Chris Chan's claim that he was different from the "Slow in the minds"
10: Were you bullied at school?
"Danny Phantom on Disney Channel" lol.
11: Was the Tennyson center a violent place? - Spoiler -Another interesting Chris Chan parallel. Dan was subjected to "Time out rooms" as well it seems. However, he does not seem to be as traumatized by these as Chris-chan was. You guys think that this was because of the ages? Dan would've been like 12? Chris Chan was 6 iirc
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Remaining videos! Fun facts: All of these vids are an aggregate of 2.26 gigs. Full uncut vid is 3.16 gigs. There's a total of 33 minutes and 35 seconds of content across all vids, the full uncut is 42 minutes and 28 seconds so about 9 minutes and 3 seconds of beginning and ending pleasantries (The bulk). I cut maybe a minute of myself talking? Forgot to mention but this was originally supposed to only be 30 minutes long, my timer goes off in #16.
Side note, does this make me a ween?
12: How exactly did you and Bob meet? In my opinion, the most important contribution I have ever made the DLR lore. I finally clarified Bob's origin story. Prior to this, it was widely believed that Bob and Dan's Grandmother were long-term partners. I.e. they had a sexual relationship. This was said to explain Bob's dedication to Dan despite their lack of a blood relationship. I knew there was no real proof of this and decided to confirm the truth. I think the real answer is honestly a bit sweet, Bob just saw Dan as a kid who needed help and has tried to help him ever since. People always say they don't understand why Bob doesn't just abandon Dan. Personally, I think Bob still sees Dan as that young kid who just needs help. A real tragedy if you think about it.
13: I ask Dan here if Bob and his Grandmother really know each other, were they friends? Dan instead dumps some info about the drama surrounding his grandmother's custody
14: I refocus Dan on answering what kind of relationship Bob and his grandmother had.
15: Subject change time! I'd like to know more about your time between leaving your Grandmother's house, and downloading TikTok. What was life like in the group homes before your fame? The ending of this video provides context for, and leads directly in to the next one.
16: This was unprompted. Between the last clip and this one I did not ask any questions. Dan volunteered this theory and I think it's telling about some deep insecurities he has. On some level, I think Dan is aware that he's retarded. I just think he can't personally accept that and instead is trying to silly his was out of being disabled. You can see more of this in his car videos with Bob; Bob will say pretty clearly that Dan is deficient and largely unable to do things on his own - That'll upset Dan and he's vehemently deny it. The sound going off halfway through is my timer that I had originally set up for this.
17: I ask Dan here to speak more on the custody battle. It wasn't known that his parents made any effort to gain custody so I was deeply curious to find out more. No clue if he's telling the truth here as he prefaces it all with he has no clue. You can be the judge. This was the longest clip out of all of them and even at 720p needed to be split up into two parts due to file size (It's 4 minutes and 4 seconds long!)
18:Just curious, was your Grandmother on your dad's side, or your mom's side? He actually gives some really interesting info here, turns out his mom is adopted and she never knew her biological parents. There's a large lag spike here and unfortunately, we miss what I think might've been something interesting. Such is life.
Had some issues on uploading the last 2. One more post inbound.
Side note, does this make me a ween?
12: How exactly did you and Bob meet? In my opinion, the most important contribution I have ever made the DLR lore. I finally clarified Bob's origin story. Prior to this, it was widely believed that Bob and Dan's Grandmother were long-term partners. I.e. they had a sexual relationship. This was said to explain Bob's dedication to Dan despite their lack of a blood relationship. I knew there was no real proof of this and decided to confirm the truth. I think the real answer is honestly a bit sweet, Bob just saw Dan as a kid who needed help and has tried to help him ever since. People always say they don't understand why Bob doesn't just abandon Dan. Personally, I think Bob still sees Dan as that young kid who just needs help. A real tragedy if you think about it.
13: I ask Dan here if Bob and his Grandmother really know each other, were they friends? Dan instead dumps some info about the drama surrounding his grandmother's custody
14: I refocus Dan on answering what kind of relationship Bob and his grandmother had.
15: Subject change time! I'd like to know more about your time between leaving your Grandmother's house, and downloading TikTok. What was life like in the group homes before your fame? The ending of this video provides context for, and leads directly in to the next one.
16: This was unprompted. Between the last clip and this one I did not ask any questions. Dan volunteered this theory and I think it's telling about some deep insecurities he has. On some level, I think Dan is aware that he's retarded. I just think he can't personally accept that and instead is trying to silly his was out of being disabled. You can see more of this in his car videos with Bob; Bob will say pretty clearly that Dan is deficient and largely unable to do things on his own - That'll upset Dan and he's vehemently deny it. The sound going off halfway through is my timer that I had originally set up for this.
17: I ask Dan here to speak more on the custody battle. It wasn't known that his parents made any effort to gain custody so I was deeply curious to find out more. No clue if he's telling the truth here as he prefaces it all with he has no clue. You can be the judge. This was the longest clip out of all of them and even at 720p needed to be split up into two parts due to file size (It's 4 minutes and 4 seconds long!)
18:Just curious, was your Grandmother on your dad's side, or your mom's side? He actually gives some really interesting info here, turns out his mom is adopted and she never knew her biological parents. There's a large lag spike here and unfortunately, we miss what I think might've been something interesting. Such is life.
Had some issues on uploading the last 2. One more post inbound.
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I wouldn't say so. To me, your intention wasn't to fuck with Daniel but to just ask him a few questions.
Not all touching-the-shit is weening, but all weening is touching-the-shit.
How much did you pay Dan for this?
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$100. I have a well paying career job though so it doesn't really feel like that much. In hindsight, I probably could've gotten him just as excited for $50.
Final two clips!
19: Are you happy where you currently live? (This is during Shield housing)
20: Do you like your roommates Dan? Unfortunately, I was running out of time at this point and let Dan know that this would be the final question. I think that caused him to give a short answer. However, at the time Dan's roommate was a literal registed child rapist. Absolutely hilarious.
Additional questions I had for him but never got to ask. Mostly just fun ones:
Could you describe your creative process? How does a song go from your mind to YouTube
Could you maybe explain incidents from your point of view? How do these things happen?
What are your long term plans for your career? Acting? Singing? Etc.
How is it that your company is losing so much money? Or is this just investment for the future? I'm referring to the screenshots you post with -21,000 dollars
What made you want to be a singer songwriter?
What do you think is currently your best source of income?
If you were to perform a concert, what song would you start your set with?
How would you describe your fashion style?
Who is the worst enemy you’ve ever had in your life?
Do you like being homeless more than having housing?
What have you had to sacrifice for your career?
Which of your past managements would you say manipulated you the worst?
How do you feel about the R slur?
Do you think you have ever been in contact with any real celebrities? If so, who?
What do you want your legacy to be?
After you left the Tennyson Center, what were you up to before you downloaded TikTok?
Have you seen Breaking Bad?
In the end, do you think you will be able to beat the trolls and harassers?
What age do you think you’ll live to?
Math time: What’s 6 times 5?
You’ve said you don’t like the feel of water on your skin, is that true? And if so, why?
Currently, who is your best friend?
They say there’s different tiers of celebrities (A list, B list, C list, etc.) - which list would you say you’re on?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do first?
Could you maybe explain incidents from your point of view? How do these things happen?
What are your long term plans for your career? Acting? Singing? Etc.
How is it that your company is losing so much money? Or is this just investment for the future? I'm referring to the screenshots you post with -21,000 dollars
What made you want to be a singer songwriter?
What do you think is currently your best source of income?
If you were to perform a concert, what song would you start your set with?
How would you describe your fashion style?
Who is the worst enemy you’ve ever had in your life?
Do you like being homeless more than having housing?
What have you had to sacrifice for your career?
Which of your past managements would you say manipulated you the worst?
How do you feel about the R slur?
Do you think you have ever been in contact with any real celebrities? If so, who?
What do you want your legacy to be?
After you left the Tennyson Center, what were you up to before you downloaded TikTok?
Have you seen Breaking Bad?
In the end, do you think you will be able to beat the trolls and harassers?
What age do you think you’ll live to?
Math time: What’s 6 times 5?
You’ve said you don’t like the feel of water on your skin, is that true? And if so, why?
Currently, who is your best friend?
They say there’s different tiers of celebrities (A list, B list, C list, etc.) - which list would you say you’re on?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do first?
Maybe one day I'll dust off the ol' ween rolodex and interview him again.
Suppositively
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WE CAN TAKE IT HOOOOMEEE
WITH ONE FLESHLIIIIIIGGGHTTT!
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No, you're not a ween. However, you are quite foolish for spending money to talk to a famous, retarded loser on the Internet. However, people are far more foolish in spending money on cigarettes, so it's not a huge deal.
Also, with the moments you did talk, you sound pretty normal, but I understand why you would want to cut yourself out. Also, it's a good format to have shorter videos because they are easier to navigate, and allow for small breaks for text.
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Sometimes that’s a necessity if you need to gather and archive pertinent information. I’d argue it’s only foolish if the information you gathered was already known and the amount you spent was ridiculous. $100 isn’t even a dent in most our paychecks.
Weens are just annoying people trying to fuck with cows by way of interjecting their gay and unfunny trolling ops. Spiddlekick’s just trying to get the lore. Sometimes you need to grease the wheels, it’s happened with lots of cows.
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I think just a straight interview is fine, you weren't fucking with him, you just wanted some questions answered. Some people might shit on you for it, but who cares, you didn't really do anything wrong that i can tell.
Thanks for getting soem good history about him.
Thanks for getting soem good history about him.
not in the cards
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Definitely. Also, maybe it's because Dan was with people who were better equipped with dealing with tards.
No. For a start, you weren't actively trying to fuck with him. Granted you paid him $100 but that meant more to him and a lot less to you. It was a small sacrifice for considering the hefty return you got.
Would Cat
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Could you upload the full interview to youtube? The videos take forever to load here.
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Way different. Chris was being locked in a dark closet for hours, basically forgotten, by a babysitter. Dan was being handled by a protocol, while perhaps not perfect, he definitely had something far different. Also yeah being older probably helped too.
You did no trolling, you didn't harass him (i hope), simply had an interview that he consented to to get more information to be recorded. No weenery here.
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Thanks for all the affirmations that I'm not ween folks.
Feel free to download and reupload them. I don't have a clean YouTube account to upload them to anymore, and I don't really feel like making one.
The reddit has seen the posts, for any of them reading this - I hate you.
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They're gonna have a melt down since you gave him 100 dollars that he probably immediatly spent on stocks
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Can't wait for the posts with titles like SPIDDLEKICK IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE SUPPORTER!! KIWI FARMS GIVES MONEY TO PEDOS!!!
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Actually, he bought a big ass speaker maybe a day or two after I cash-app'd him. I think it was $150? One of those dumb karaoke ones that lights up and shit iirc. No clue what happened to it, probably still at the Shield housing.
Looking for a photo of it, I know it was posted to reddit at the time.
Will be some fantastic discourse, guaranteed.
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There's already some dumb discourse from Redditors about wanting to see the rest of your videos (they can't figure out that the videos are sourced from Kiwifarms
). Probably should've watermarked them with Kiwifarms if you wanted to get credit. I'm pretty sure Reddit removes any mention or link to this website (you could've easily done one with .On the other hand, I would not want anybody who found Daniel Larson on Reddit to find Kiwifarms. The vast majority of them are underage, and the worst case scenario is that Redditors come here and shit up this thread.
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It's always normalfags that shit up threads.
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A rational fear, but if a bunch of barely-functional zoomers wade into this thread and shit it up just think of the side-dairy to be enjoyed when they inevitably get ridiculed and triggered to hell.
There's already some dumb discourse from Redditors about wanting to see the rest of your videos (they can't figure out that the videos are sourced from Kiwifarms
On the other hand, I would not want anybody who found Daniel Larson on Reddit to find Kiwifarms. The vast majority of them are underage, and the worst case scenario is that Redditors come here and shit up this thread.