Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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I predict if he ever commits suicide Reddit will blame us for it despite them being the biggest weens of Daniel.
I hate that he keeps blueballing me and not going through with it. Daniel is a societial cancer that needs to die, if he kills himself then no one else has to be exposed to his multiple diseases he carries. It's stunning how he can threaten/hit people and no one has blown his brains out yet. Just kill yourself already Daniel! :mad:
 
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Holy fucking shit, just fucking hit him for fuck's sake! The only reason he does this crap is that he gets away with it. Modern society's insistence on not doing anything when people misbehave is infuriating to me.
I don't disagree, but I do see a few major flaws with taking the warrior's path, especially when it comes to homeless schizoids.

1. It would necessitate needing to actually touch them (disgusting) (you'll walk away from the interaction smelling like several years worth of dried urine and fecal matter)

2. A non-zero chance of getting AIDS blood in your eyes or mouth (my wife WOULD NOT be happy about that not one bit)

I've personally been involved in more than a few physical altercations in my life. I'm not the type of guy to passively walk away when someone is being beligerently disrespectful of myself or someone I hold dear especially... buuut... if it's a gross homeless dude? I'm almost certainly going to be bowing out of that one unless it's about to be imminently physical. The closet I've come to a fight with a homeless guy is kicking one square in middle of chest and knocking them on their ass when they began aggressively approaching me with the blank hateful stare of your average person-of-economic-status-on-PCP for absolutely no discernable reason once upon a time in a major American city. After I knocked him on his ass I didn't wait around to push it further and instead immediately got the fuck out of there for the reasons previously mentioned (mainly that I find them absolutely repugnant) (but also because they are more likely than most to be carrying a knife and I'm not about to risk death or serious injury to teach some retard a lesson they are most likely incapable of learning).
 
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A non-zero chance of getting AIDS blood in your eyes or mouth
I heard a cop youtuber explain that when the skin breaks during an altercation, you have to use a condom for six months after the incident just to make sure you don't get HIV or hepatitis, because it takes awhile to be detectable. That would be such a nightmare if you're married.
 
More the latter. I don't see anything special about the discussion here that would mean it has to occur here. I feel like the one thing all KF threads have in common is that they couldn't really occur elsewhere. The LiveJournal on Kevryn was shutdown instantly, for example. That's a component of what makes Kiwi Farms discussions truly special.

I also feel like you specifically have broken forum rules in an attempt to change the culture of the site for the worst. As far as I know, it's never been ok for a user of the site to interview a lolcow and post it here. I thought that you were 100% wrong about that. Are you a ween? No, to me you're a million times worse.

Worst of all, no one can really articulate where the funny is or why he's interesting. It always seems like the people interested in him, here included, are under 15 years old and simply haven't encountered an unpredictable crazy person in public before, so seeing one for the first time is somehow comedy.

I just don't see it.
Seriously leave the thread all you do is bitch and moan, you are ruining it for everyone!
 
I heard a cop youtuber explain that when the skin breaks during an altercation, you have to use a condom for six months after the incident just to make sure you don't get HIV or hepatitis, because it takes awhile to be detectable. That would be such a nightmare if you're married.
I understand what you actually meant, but the image of a police officer thinking he needs to wear a condom after exposure to aids in order to avoid contracting aids is so fucking funny.
 
This retard on the loose is absolutely incredible. If you need an argument to convince anyone at all why we desperately need to bring back mental institutions, Daniel Larson is the poster child. Anyone who thinks his life is better spent this way, as a danger to anyone near him and himself while running the streets instead of doped up and safe with a bunch of other retards playing retard games as their handlers watch, is just as retarded as him. I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t murder someone within the next few years.
 
Daniel is obviously out of jail since he uploaded these 7 hours ago, He also talked about cancelling going to Dave n Buster's and complained that the police didn't put a seatbelt on him.






The Panera the incident took place was at Westminster too, The photos are the same as the one in the video.
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Daniel is obviously out of jail since he uploaded these 7 hours ago, He also talked about cancelling going to Dave n Buster's and complained that the police didn't put a seatbelt on him.
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The Panera the incident took place was at Westminster too, The photos are the same as the one in the video.
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I don't think he ever actually went to jail. My understanding is that he was just trespassed and asked to leave by police. He was in the hospital last night.
 
Dan had a meltdown today. According to the recorder (It was posted in the DLWiki discord) it took place at ~3:22 PM. He deploys the tactical slur here and the black guy's face is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

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I feel bad for laughing. I do in a way. I think Daniel would likely hurt himself severely before someone else but he is capable. The head hits. The way he opens his mouth when he screams looks like a yelling proboscis monkey. How many times he says bitch. The body language of just everyone involved somehow makes it great. The guy’s reaction. You can half hear the conversation those two are having while Daniel is screaming.
I stopped lurking this thread just to say this. I am going to hell.
 
Daniel is obviously out of jail since he uploaded these 7 hours ago, He also talked about cancelling going to Dave n Buster's and complained that the police didn't put a seatbelt on him.
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The Panera the incident took place was at Westminster too, The photos are the same as the one in the video.
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He's breathing really hard and his cheeks are beginning to sink. Is he developing some sort of respiratory illness from being outside so much? It could be some sort of infection from being homeless, or maybe just malnutrition combines with brain damage. Anyways, he sounds (and looks) a lot worse than he usually does with that rasping in his voice and sinking cheeks.

Really rocking the methhead/crackhead look.
 
I feel bad for laughing. I do in a way. I think Daniel would likely hurt himself severely before someone else but he is capable. The head hits. The way he opens his mouth when he screams looks like a yelling proboscis monkey. How many times he says bitch. The body language of just everyone involved somehow makes it great. The guy’s reaction. You can half hear the conversation those two are having while Daniel is screaming.
I stopped lurking this thread just to say this. I am going to hell.
Don’t forget repeatedly yelling “NIGGER!” then afterwards calling his former handler a nigger also for not helping him after causing a scene and beating the fuck out of his own face :story:
 
Pretty long at this point but there's no shortage of mentally ill cows that have managed to rack up a long list of charges for stupid shit and still stayed out of prison even when it's people like this that prison has a chance of helping. Dan needs to be cut off from the internet and medicated before he kills himself. I don't think he's much of a threat to others beyond being a scabies vector but he'll eventually get hit by a car or something running from weens.

I'd say about a fifth to a fourth of the content on this site has emerged purely from Reagan era asylum closures. This guy's definitely one of those folks who should have become a ward of the state after adulthood.
He was caught on camera pinning down his young half sister and keeps filming children. Daniel is MUCH more dangerous than he looks. I honestly believe he is so dangerous he should be put down like the rabid dog he is.
 
I honestly believe he is so dangerous he should be put down like the rabid dog he is.
I hate that he keeps blueballing me and not going through with it. Daniel is a societial cancer that needs to die, if he kills himself then no one else has to be exposed to his multiple diseases he carries. It's stunning how he can threaten/hit people and no one has blown his brains out yet. Just kill yourself already Daniel! :mad:
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Anyway, does anyone know why the Daniel Larson wiki has so many articles in the conditional mood? There's a shitload of "would do" instead of "did". Are the editors ESL students or just high school zoomers?
 
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He's breathing really hard and his cheeks are beginning to sink. Is he developing some sort of respiratory illness from being outside so much? It could be some sort of infection from being homeless, or maybe just malnutrition combines with brain damage. Anyways, he sounds (and looks) a lot worse than he usually does with that rasping in his voice and sinking cheeks.

Really rocking the methhead/crackhead look.
Yea we will see how the winter treats him. Can’t imagine he is going to fare well. Best thing for him would to be put in a mental facility at this point because he seems to not be capable of looking after himself.
 
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