Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Unexpected Daniel Larson/Sam Hyde crossover as Fishtank.live invites Daniel Larson onto the show.
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Mr Steal Your Farm said:
Unexpected Daniel Larson/Sam Hyde crossover as Fishtank.live invites Daniel Larson onto the show.
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This is a horrible idea for all the same reasons you'd think. There's lowcow entertainment, and there's a clear legal liability. What are they gonna do when he gets in an altercation and starts shrieking the n-word to an actually black person in the house? What about when he starts self-harming? You think emergency services or the cops are gonna want to respond to emergency calls when everytime they're dispatched it's just the half-turkey kid beating himself in front of a live audience?

Also, how come Panera hasn't banned him from all of their locations yet? You could tell in one of those videos from earlier on this page he was in a Panera -- you can clearly tell from the chairs there. I'd love to work at a restaurant where the corporate management gives no fucks about the safety of its staff and mentally deranged homeless randos can just walk right in, berate people, throw chairs around, and not even catch any charges 🤦‍♂️
 
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Also, how come Panera hasn't banned him from all of their locations yet? You could tell in one of those videos from earlier on this page he was in a Panera -- you can clearly tell from the chairs there. I'd love to work at a restaurant where the corporate management gives no fucks about the safety of its staff and mentally deranged homeless randos can just walk right in, berate people, throw chairs around, and not even catch any charges 🤦‍♂️
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I'd be more surprised to find a GM that gives a shit about their staff in Denver. Daniel's tame compared to some of the psychotics I got exposed to in that fuckin' hell hole.
 
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NoosJunki said:
This is a horrible idea for all the same reasons you'd think. There's lowcow entertainment, and there's a clear legal liability. What are they gonna do when he gets in an altercation and starts shrieking the n-word to an actually black person in the house? What about when he starts self-harming? You think emergency services or the cops are gonna want to respond to emergency calls when everytime they're dispatched it's just the half-turkey kid beating himself in front of a live audience?

Also, how come Panera hasn't banned him from all of their locations yet? You could tell in one of those videos from earlier on this page he was in a Panera -- you can clearly tell from the chairs there. I'd love to work at a restaurant where the corporate management gives no fucks about the safety of its staff and mentally deranged homeless randos can just walk right in, berate people, throw chairs around, and not even catch any charges 🤦‍♂️
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RE: Sam Hyde and Fish Tank.

That whole show and the house are massive liabilities.

1. Any cops called to mediate/mitigate are going to be up someone's ass asking why a diagnosed co-morbid retard is being provoked for lulz
2. There won't be a good answer for that
3. Adult protective services could get involved, just by virtue of it being all over the internet as opposed to weenies
4. I know there are sociopaths and psychopaths who enjoy Fishtank, but this ain't AirSoftFatty
5. There would be serious, and severe backlash over having, and purposefully making fun of, a diagnosed co-morbid retard
6. Sam Hyde is at HIGH risk of a Jenny Jones Show incident
7. Last thing Sam needs is eleventy academic and medical journal papers documenting...well...whatever they'd end up documenting

Serious question: How would they feasibly ban Danderson from every Panera? Turnover is stupid high in fass fud and retail, for one, and even if they posted his picture on a wall of shame in the back, would anyone pay attention anyway? I'm just genuinely asking.
 
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Serious question: How would they feasibly ban Danderson from every Panera? Turnover is stupid high in fass fud and retail, for one, and even if they posted his picture on a wall of shame in the back, would anyone pay attention anyway? I'm just genuinely asking.
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There isn't anyway to ban him from every Panera. The Panera he freaked out at and maybe some local businesses will know about him and ban him but you can't get him out of every Panera.
 
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Good news everybody. Daniel appears to be indoors tonight, and will hopefully survive this snowstorm to deliver more lols.

However, he released an ebegging message to his audience tonight:

He's uses YouTube shorts as a GoFundMe for his homelessness. Note "emergency" heater and sleeping bag, he threw away the last sleeping bag and tent he had after just one use because he didn't want to carry it around or pack it up.


 
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Mr Steal Your Farm said:
He's uses YouTube shorts as a GoFundMe for his homelessness. Note "emergency" heater and sleeping bag, he threw away the last sleeping bag and tent he had after just one use because he didn't want to carry it around or pack it up.
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Any money he gets will probably go towards food at a place that he would have dined and dashed at
 
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I don't think anything will come of the Sam Hyde thing, Dan is stuck in CO due to probation. I mean, I guess he could run off but I think it would end poorly this time.

In other news, I am now being drip fed videos taken by the current management. To clarify, I'm not in contact with the current management - but my buddy apparently is. Here's the one that these fags friends gave me. I think this was during his last stint in jail? Idk. I didn't edit this video at all, it was given to me with the weird ass voice.


 
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Spiddlekick said:
I don't think anything will come of the Sam Hyde thing, Dan is stuck in CO due to probation. I mean, I guess he could run off but I think it would end poorly this time.

In other news, I am now being drip fed videos taken by the current management. To clarify, I'm not in contact with the current management - but my buddy apparently is. Here's the one that these fags friends gave me. I think this was during his last stint in jail? Idk. I didn't edit this video at all, it was given to me with the weird ass voice.


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Denver weather at the moment is pretty much the same as Russia weather.

Which brings us back to this question, where is Daniel sleeping?

Apparently, he was kicked out of a homeless Shelter last night In Denver.

Is Bob yet again paying for another motel?
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
Denver weather at the moment is pretty much the same as Russia weather.

Which brings us back to this question, where is Daniel sleeping?

Apparently, he was kicked out of a homeless Shelter last night In Denver.

Is Bob yet again paying for another motel?
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The "getting kicked out of a homeless shelter" is just attention seeking posts from his YouTube community page, and it was just him repeating speculation from the subreddit.

Nobody actually knows where he sleeps every night (and it doesn't really matter), it could be the bathroom of a gas station, a park bench, IHOPs, a casino or a motel bed. Doesn't really matter where, he is homeless, lives like a cockroach, looks like a heroin addict, smells like a sewer, and his videos are absurdly retarded.

It's just funny as shit that even when he is homeless, he posts videos like he is a celebrity superstar. People enable his behavior because he is watching the subreddit like a hawk and will repeat and repost stuff from the r/daniellarson subreddit minutes after something is posted. It's a codependent relationship.

I was hoping for another video of him in an elevator shaft, but right now, he is getting enough attention from the subreddit that he doesn't post any videos, he just writes community posts. That's how lazy Daniel is.
 
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The "getting kicked out of a homeless shelter" is just attention seeking posts from his YouTube community page, and it was just him repeating speculation from the subreddit.

Nobody actually knows where he sleeps every night (and it doesn't really matter), it could be the bathroom of a gas station, a park bench, IHOPs, a casino or a motel bed. Doesn't really matter where, he is homeless, lives like a cockroach, looks like a heroin addict, smells like a sewer, and his videos are absurdly retarded.

It's just funny as shit that even when he is homeless, he posts videos like he is a celebrity superstar. People enable his behavior because he is watching the subreddit like a hawk and will repeat and repost stuff from the r/daniellarson subreddit minutes after something is posted. It's a codependent relationship.

I was hoping for another video of him in an elevator shaft, but right now, he is getting enough attention from the subreddit that he doesn't post any videos, he just writes community posts. That's how lazy Daniel is.
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Whats with you guys and Reddit? Nigger.

EDIT: Reddit is for faggots.
 
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Mr Steal Your Farm said:
The "getting kicked out of a homeless shelter" is just attention seeking posts from his YouTube community page, and it was just him repeating speculation from the subreddit.

Nobody actually knows where he sleeps every night (and it doesn't really matter)
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It still confuses me a bit, why all these worthless lies, in the community tab he states he's at a motel, in shorts it's eithet a shelter, underpass or garage.

He's not consistent, and calling back to the retards at Uni who where sucking his gangrenous toes off with praises and drinks, why isn't he trying to milk this harder than average?

Plus, I honestly just belive that Bob is forking over some emergency motel money, if there is a Heaven, Larson grandmothet is probably wishing so much pain on the failure that God himself is blushing.
 
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