Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I just heard Bob is sending Daniel $200-$400 a week?!

Guess that answers my question about how he pays for his cellphone.

Oh and he is looking for a job, can't imagine having him ring me up at Wal-Mart or something like that.

I’ve heard (from Smokey McC lmao) that this “Bob” is just an impersonator who is hoping that Daniel produces more lolcow milk if he’s not utterly broke.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I just heard Bob is sending Daniel $200-$400 a week?!

Guess that answers my question about how he pays for his cellphone.

Oh and he is looking for a job, can't imagine having him ring me up at Wal-Mart or something like that.

Hes the kind that would be a good wallmart door greeter.

How bold and optimistic of both of you to think that Daniel would be able to hold down employment anywhere, let alone Walmart. The smell of his unwashed self would drive anyone away and get him fired before the subhuman troglodytes called his trolls get him fired.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just a heads up 95% of the time Daniel says he's going to do something it's him repeating some nonsense his managers fed him. He has zero intentions of getting a job. In his mind he is a wealthy recording artist why would he need a job?

 

[Rungle]

How bold and optimistic of both of you to think that Daniel would be able to hold down employment anywhere, let alone Walmart. The smell of his unwashed self would drive anyone away and get him fired before the subhuman troglodytes called his trolls get him fired.

It will either drive them away or drive them into the store as soon as possible to buy something.

 

[Broadside]

I just heard Bob is sending Daniel $200-$400 a week?!

Guess that answers my question about how he pays for his cellphone.

Oh and he is looking for a job, can't imagine having him ring me up at Wal-Mart or something like that.

It's fucking insane he still has money and Bob still provides him with it.

 

[TVB]

Hes the kind that would be a good wallmart door greeter.

A more stable job he could get is working at a storage unit

 

[Vott]

Daniel appears to be uploading from this account now

 

[Constellationzero]

"Fuck you for shopping at Wal-Mart!"

WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
NIGGER!
NIGGER!
NIGGER!
(Bonk)
(Bonk)
(Bonk)
(Bonk)

 

[BubbaRobot887]

WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
NIGGER!
NIGGER!
NIGGER!
(Bonk)
(Bonk)
(Bonk)
(Bonk)

That is how I see it going down, not too far off of how some Wak-Mart Employees act.

Just watched the latest video and is there anything that doesn't stroke Daniel's ego?!

The probation officer isn't coming to you because you are famous, he is coming to you because he knows how useless you are and doesn't trust you to show up at his office on time!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Do you guys ever wonder what the reaction will be from his 13 year old managers when he finally does die from untreated infection or exposure?

 

[Molly Millions]

Do you guys ever wonder what the reaction will be from his 13 year old managers when he finally does die from untreated infection or exposure?

"How could Kiwi Farms do this?!"

 

[Rungle]

Do you guys ever wonder what the reaction will be from his 13 year old managers when he finally does die from untreated infection or exposure?

The thing with Daniel is that when he dies, Nobody will care.
Cops don't care because he's a homeless freak.
The kids fucking with him don't care because they hide behind anonymity.
In the end people will just flock to the next thing and nobody will take responsibility for Daniel's demise.
It will just be an obscure story and a cautionary tale online.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

In the end people will just flock to the next thing and nobody will take responsibility for Daniel's demise.

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Ok I didn't know that, very sick if true. How tf do you even get hold of cp, the fuck is wrong with these weens

They are literally children. I stoped givinga. shit about Larson when I found out all of the main A Logs were teens

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Do you guys ever wonder what the reaction will be from his 13 year old managers when he finally does die from untreated infection or exposure?

Graduate highschool, go to college, maybe buy a nice house because the housing market could collapse when they’re 25-35 as the boomers start dying, have a couple of kids, watch Daniel Larson: A Comprehensive History.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I'm glad that the Reddit page is mostly memes and clip re-posts while the weening and management is condemned to the trannycord sewers. Some people on the page come up with some heat.

 

[Artaius]

WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
WALMARTISTRYINGTOKILLME!
NIGGER!
NIGGER!
NIGGER!
(Bonk)
(Bonk)
(Bonk)
(Bonk)

Excuse me sir can you tell me what aisle the vegetarian products are in?

FUCK YOU NIGGER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[repeated head strikes]
BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
I WANT TO RAPE BOB AND KILL THAT BITCH GRACE!

 

[TVB]

Excuse me sir can you tell me what aisle the vegetarian products are in?

FUCK YOU NIGGER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[repeated head strikes]
BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
I WANT TO RAPE BOB AND KILL THAT BITCH GRACE!

Customer: "Hey excuse me, where can I find some WD-40?"
Larson: "FUCK YOU NIGGER!! I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU BITCH!! I WILL RAPE YOU!! I WILL SHOOT YOU AND BOB!! I WILL KILL GRACE!! FUCK YOU BITCH!! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!! BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB!!!" *[incoherent screeching intensifies]*
Customer: "...yeah, I'm not feeling comfortable talking to you right now. I'm gonna find someone else to help me." *[walks away]*
Larson: *[proceeds to self harm himself by hitting himself in the head]* "NIGGER!! NIGGER!! BOMB!! BOMB!! MURDER!! BOMB YOU!!"

 

[deeman]

Customer: "Hey excuse me, where can I find some WD-40?"
Larson: "FUCK YOU NIGGER!! I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU BITCH!! I WILL RAPE YOU!! I WILL SHOOT YOU AND BOB!! I WILL KILL GRACE!! FUCK YOU BITCH!! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!! BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB!!!" *[incoherent screeching intensifies]*
Customer: "...yeah, I'm not feeling comfortable talking to you right now. I'm gonna find someone else to help me." *[walks away]*
Larson: *[proceeds to self harm himself by hitting himself in the head]* "NIGGER!! NIGGER!! BOMB!! BOMB!! MURDER!! BOMB YOU!!"

Customer: "Still better customer service than Costco."

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Excuse me sir can you tell me what aisle the vegetarian products are in?

FUCK YOU NIGGER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[repeated head strikes]
BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
I WANT TO RAPE BOB AND KILL THAT BITCH GRACE!

The best part is the woman he said this to is most likely white leaving everyone in the store confused.