⛓️ Incarcerated Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Featured on May 2, 2024 by Null: Daniel Larson, the zoomer generation's pet retard, has been indicted on seven felony charges, six of which are for threatening to detonate explosives. Each charge can carry a 10 year prison sentence.
Daniel is facing six seperate federal charges relating to threatened use of explosives. Each respective charge is punishable with up to 10 years in prison. He is also facing one more federal charge for the interstate communication of threats:

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Count 1-6:

18 U.S.C. §844(e) – Use or Threatened Use of Explosive Material
a particular county courthouse in Colorado. (7/3/2023)
a particular nonprofit center in Lakewood, Colorado. (8/7/2023)
the White House. (8/29/2023)
a particular college campus in Colorado. (9/26/2023)
the Federal Bureau of Investigation headquarters. (3/23/2024)

Count 7:

18 U.S.C. §875(c) – Interstate Communication of Threats
a particular Federal Bureau of Investigation special agent. (12/25/2023)
LOCATION OF OFFENSE: Denver, Boulder, and Jefferson Counties, Colorado

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Spoonomancer said:
oh to be a fly in the room of the "manager" weens that had contact with Daniel Larson before his arrest and are now worried about being investigated by the feds.
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If Chris has taught us anything then there won't be an investigation because nobody cares.

Daniel will tell his investigators that internet trolls are messing with him, they'll assume he means Shrek and then he'll be medicated until he stops taking about them.
 
Awssum Possum said:
Daniel is facing six seperate federal charges relating to threatened use of explosives. Each respective charge is punishable with up to 10 years in prison. He is also facing one more federal charge for the interstate communication of threats:

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Count 1-6:

18 U.S.C. §844(e) – Use or Threatened Use of Explosive Material

a particular county courthouse in Colorado. (7/3/2023)

a particular nonprofit center in Lakewood, Colorado. (8/7/2023)

the White House. (8/29/2023)

a particular college campus in Colorado. (9/26/2023)

the Federal Bureau of Investigation headquarters. (3/23/2024)

Count 7:

18 U.S.C. §875(c) – Interstate Communication of Threats

a particular Federal Bureau of Investigation special agent. (12/25/2023)

LOCATION OF OFFENSE: Denver, Boulder, and Jefferson Counties, Colorado
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end of danvangelion
 
Is it too much to hope that this will result in me no longer being bombarded with shitty larson vids whenever I search youtube for the latest Patrick S Tomlinson Fart erotica?
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Spoonomancer said:
oh to be a fly in the room of the "manager" weens that had contact with Daniel Larson before his arrest and are now worried about being investigated by the feds.
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Hope these morons have kept a clean nose. They can end up facing charges themselves under this new scrutiny. Being a ween takes a certain level of mental illness. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are some brand of pervert.
 
Awssum Possum said:
Daniel is facing six seperate federal charges relating to threatened use of explosives. Each respective charge is punishable with up to 10 years in prison. He is also facing one more federal charge for the interstate communication of threats:

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Count 1-6:

18 U.S.C. §844(e) – Use or Threatened Use of Explosive Material

a particular county courthouse in Colorado. (7/3/2023)

a particular nonprofit center in Lakewood, Colorado. (8/7/2023)

the White House. (8/29/2023)

a particular college campus in Colorado. (9/26/2023)

the Federal Bureau of Investigation headquarters. (3/23/2024)

Count 7:

18 U.S.C. §875(c) – Interstate Communication of Threats

a particular Federal Bureau of Investigation special agent. (12/25/2023)

LOCATION OF OFFENSE: Denver, Boulder, and Jefferson Counties, Colorado
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Daniel wanted to blow up THREE glownigger buildings? Holy shit, this is beyond autism, this is fucking retarded. He's getting the max sentence.
 
Hopefully Daniel is found competent to stand trial if whoever ends up representing him tries to get him evaluated. The President could use some time being fed, clothed, and housed. Steel bars notwithstanding.
 
Haven't seen a lolcow catch charges this serious since maybe Nick Bate or the monkey torturers.

Also, hi, Fedboys! Hope this thread helps you get this schizo bioweapon and the shitheads who egg him on out of society.
 
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curbside2 said:
Hope these morons have kept a clean nose. They can end up facing charges themselves under this new scrutiny. Being a ween takes a certain level of mental illness. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them are some brand of pervert.
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Daniel's likely to spill non-existent beans even if there are none to spill, they very well could be minority fucked even if they clean-nosed. Time to lawyerup!
 
I knew something was different this time.
Good. He need to get offline,
I hope the little shits are terrified right now. Actions have consequences and the idiots FAFO.
 
Spoonomancer said:
oh to be a fly in the room of the "manager" weens that had contact with Daniel Larson before his arrest and are now worried about being investigated by the feds.
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100% there are Redditors out there shaking like a dog shitting razor blades. Two I can think of are the one who admitted to sending him "tactical CP" and another who stole his identity to take out loans in his name.
 
Goatchoker said:
I knew something was different this time.
Good. He need to get offline,
I hope the little shits are terrified right now. Actions have consequences and the idiots FAFO.
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If the lawyer who gets stuck with him does five minutes of research they can probably get some good info. This will obviously drag out forever so they'll be shaking for years.

The only winner in this? Grace Vanderwaal.
 
I literally don't see the appeal of this retard. He's like if all the worst aspects of Chris ran down his asscrack and congealed into a person. God i hate tiktards
 
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