Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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more posts about "management", anyone know what we are looking at here? posted about 20 mins ago
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from another post saying this "Daniel" is meant to be an investigator or something along those lines
will delete if fake and gay
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I have nothing to base this on, but I don't think the Feds give a fuck about Larson; I do, however, they really give a shit about his weens.
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uhh no I think the feds will definitely care about the weens that encouraged him to make bomb threats and shit bro.

But I also think a number of these weens may be under the age of 18...
 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
more posts about "management", anyone know what we are looking at here? posted about 20 mins ago
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from another post saying this "Daniel" is meant to be an investigator or something along those lines
will delete if fake and gay
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"Daniel" is the fucking fed on the indictment. Mcdougal is real. With the most made up sounding name I've ever heard. Fucking unreal. I hope every single "manager" gets the same charges as Larson. This is their karma and they've been working hard for it. I'm just mind blown that Daniel McDougal is not only a real person but a fed. A fed that was meeting Daniel at the library and had ongoing communications with a schizophrenic mad man. I gotta see the case files when this all goes down. Everyone will plea out though. No way this goes to trial. Feds will absolutely bury everyone involved.
 
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Londo said:
Somewhere there is a ween with a noose constructed staring at it right now and making serious considerations on if it was all worth it, and that is pretty fucking based.
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Stop, my nonexistent dick can only get so hard.

All joking aside, this is one of the best lolcow plot twists so far. I honestly don’t give a fuck what happens to Daniel at this point, they could give him a lobotomy for all I care. What I want to see now is the smug righteousness smacked clean off these zoomer shit’s faces so hard so it sends a clear message to all potential kiddie weens hoping they strike gold with whoever is going to be the next Chris-Chan.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Stop, my nonexistent dick can only get so hard.

All joking aside, this is one of the best lolcow plot twists so far. I honestly don’t give a fuck what happens to Daniel at this point, they could give him a lobotomy for all I care. What I want to see now is the smug righteousness smacked clean off these zoomer shit’s faces so hard so it sends a clear message to all potential kiddie weens hoping they strike gold with whoever is going to be the next Chris-Chan.
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Trying to force "the next Chris Chan" is the ultimate zoomer hubris. We've seen this shit play out so many times now.
 
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El Atrocidad said:
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There's your title for the movie

Agares said:
Trying to force "the next Chris Chan" is the ultimate zoomer hubris. We've seen this shit play out so many times now.
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Trying to place someone as "the next Chris Chan" is like trying to say a musical artist is "the new Beatles": the point of them is that they were exactly who they were at that exact point in time, trying to replicate that is completely antithetical to who they are and what makes them special.
 
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maguyver16 said:
There's your title for the movie


Trying to place someone as "the next Chris Chan" is like trying to say a musical artist is "the new Beatles": the point of them is that they were exactly who they were at that exact point in time, trying to replicate that is completely antithetical to who they are and what makes them special.
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I see it as just forcing a meme. It just makes the person doing it look like a retarded tryhard.
 
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maguyver16 said:
There's your title for the movie


Trying to place someone as "the next Chris Chan" is like trying to say a musical artist is "the new Beatles": the point of them is that they were exactly who they were at that exact point in time, trying to replicate that is completely antithetical to who they are and what makes them special.
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Chris is the Dark Tower of lolcows. All things serve the Merge.
 
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Dirty Harry said:
well, the jail he is at won't have to waste money on tooth care on the 1¾ teeth he still has.

-o god-
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Sloth from the Goonies looking ass nigga
Meat Target said:
He'll attend prison chapel services, and start trying to bash a hole in the wall with his forehead when they start singing "Amazing Grace".
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I can already hear him yelling "NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!" as he headbutts the wall over and over.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Listened to the jail call and even after being arrested and getting federal charges he's asking for Grace Vanderwaal's phone number and trying to get his public defender to contact her. For people not in the know Daniel has never once spoken to the actual Grace in his life. His managers pretend to be her and basically roleplay and sext with him as her to get him to do things for him. He thinks he is engaged to her.
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It's one thing to impersonate government officials, but do you think weens will see any punishment for impersonating Bob and Vanderwaal family members?
 
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