u kno who da fuck it is Dank Swordz TV: Episode 1

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
DeagleDad420

DeagleDad420

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Oct 20, 2013
7Pc27yK.png


You only see that special facial expression in two places: either a psychotic kid making a manifesto video before he shoots up his school, or Tyce Andrews doing absolutely anything. We're off to a flying start.
 
eh, I think he's kinda pulled off the hard arse look there (as opposed to psycho). Much more convincing than any of Jace's "looks".
 
Oh lawdy lawd. Tyce is trying to pull a MGS SUPER SERIOUS look.

L4hbhVq.jpg


The sad thing is, pulls it off fairly well. Maybe that Jenk did to his brain what War and PTSD does to normal people.

or he's just a psychopath, whichever.
 
I can see tyce trying to cut a liter bottle of water in half, but the dull blade bounces off and potentially hits him in the head. Or he's going to say jargon and things that are simply untrue about each weapon that he reviews.

"Uhhh, yeah, the sword is sharp and stuff."
 
I wouldn't trust Tyce with a butter knife let alone a sword.

"Ey o Jace put did apple on yo head imma chop it inhaf!"
 
9bIyvG1.png


This is a national tragedy guys it takes us all to stand up and stop Jenkem use.

Not Even Once.
 
Last edited:
I'm not a native English-speaker and I don't claim to hold any mastery over the language whatsoever, but I thought "dank" was a word that describes the smell of, for instance, boxer-shorts that have been worn a bit too snuggly for a couple of days too long?
 
Christ-Chan said:
I'm not a native English-speaker and I don't claim to hold any mastery over the language whatsoever, but I thought "dank" was a word that describes the smell of, for instance, boxer-shorts that have been worn a bit too snuggly for a couple of days too long?
Click to expand...
Well, Tyce likes to sniff his own crap, so maybe he thinks it's a good thing.

Edit: Thanks for clarifying, Raygun! I should have known it would have something to do with weed. :roll:
 
Christ-Chan said:
I'm not a native English-speaker and I don't claim to hold any mastery over the language whatsoever, but I thought "dank" was a word that describes the smell of, for instance, boxer-shorts that have been worn a bit too snuggly for a couple of days too long?
Click to expand...
It is, but recently it's taken on new meaning as a slang term for high-quality weed. I dunno what it could mean in this context, but hey, it's Tyce!
 
I'm gonna go with he hits the blade against something and drops the sword, then later accidentally steps on it cutting the underside of his foot.
 
Christ-Chan said:
I'm not a native English-speaker and I don't claim to hold any mastery over the language whatsoever, but I thought "dank" was a word that describes the smell of, for instance, boxer-shorts that have been worn a bit too snuggly for a couple of days too long?
Click to expand...
That is what it means, Tyce isn't a native English speaker either.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom