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Will suprczy actually file a lolsuit against Philip Paul Burnell?

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    Votes: 46 19.9%

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Its Vladi Bby said:
Yeah I feel like Meerkat is on his way out with the TBS streams. I like Meerkat on TBS, but don't really care for his solo streams.

TBS has been a great show, and WPIG somehow even better at times, but it seems like it's losing steam.

I can't stand that Snood retard that is a guest every other epsiode, I usually just nope out of them as soon as I hear him speak. Indrid is just as bad.

Dent Sea Scrolls go down as all time detractors content.

Anybody know why Sam dipped out so early?
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Because it is just people fucking compiling one retards bullshit and rewatching it. Dent Sea Scrolls never ceases to chap my ass on how ALT is really shit at being a historian. He has no idea the context of the things he is looking at. He never strings together these thoughts, beyond a theme. Like I have made some big realizations with Phil with all this shit laid out in front of me. So at least god bless him for putting it all together. Although I do keep wondering who is finding it all. But it is depressing that its the best we got.

Speaking of shit. I have been trying to watch Brosidephil and Steve of the Dead react to the interview. And man, say what you will about Steve. He is an A Tier Dentractor compared to a lot of these retards.

I am gonna try to put it succinctly. Steve has something to fucking say about Phil. It might be dented. It might get A Loggy. But the fun of Phil is how he is a walking Dunning Krueger checklist. So people with even tbe most rudimentary knowledge in any subject he opens his fat retard mouth about is still interesting. Even if what you say is about more Phil. Like Tevin being able to just snipe his fucking lies from his other lies is fascinating. PoP I couldn't really stand until the SF6 arc. Give or take his odd thoughts on Phils physical being. Because PoP would just keep chimping out with nothing to fucking say. And way too many detractors do that.

This Brosydephil is hardly peak of that, but in like 3 hours he has only just got mad that Phil lies, and Phil makes bad jokes. No insight into either of these things. And thats just no fun. Like at least other detractors can talk about the video games. AN1337 vs Aqua Teal highlighted this perfectly. Look at their Chrono Trigger streams. An and his chat were picking him apart on his lies and his obvious guide usage. And Aqua Teal just shrieked about Phil sucking.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Dent Sea Scrolls go down as all time detractors content.
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That guy is incredibly fucking annoying and tryhard entertaining and I don't care for 5h long streams where only less than 10 minutes are really worth watching. The layout is also visual diarrhea with way too much unnecessary "interactivity" going on. Also I don't think a deep dive on every inch of his cock and balls is necessary or even entertaining, but that's just my opinion.
 
I think anyone trying to make daily videos on current Phil is ultimately setting themselves up for failure. There's just not a lot to talk about. It's one to make posts here because I'd wager the majority of us spend a few minutes reading the most recent posts, maybe another minute or two watching some clips if it's a particularly active day, and then less then a few minutes making a post. Even if you only check up on the main thread like twice a week, you're probably spending around 10-15 minutes max, potentially even less depending on the quality of clips.

Phil is incredibly repetitive and predictable. He's amusing to watch, but I always equate Phil to a guilty pleasure sitcom or reality show. Part of the entertainment comes from that predictability. We don't need someone to do a deep dive or dissection to go into why Phil getting mad at a game is entertaining, or point out obvious lies like Phil isn't actually experiencing input lag or he doesn't pay 30 bills every week.

IMO, the best thing to do is clip compilations, because that's mostly what people are interested in. Maybe do a "debunk" style video every now and then for particularly big lies, like Phil claiming he got mugged or whatever. Looking into Phil's past is also interesting as well and potentially helpful for newcomers who aren't as familiar with Phil lore. But even that is something I'd do sparingly.

At least with restreams, you can have fun taking the piss out of him with a chat, but trying to cover every single stream seems like it's dipping too much into the vortex. I think it's fun for something like SF6, but I wouldn't want to restream part 31 of Phil replaying Fallout for the 4th time or whatever.
 
So word from the grape vine says Detractors and Dentractors are having a civil war right now. Anyone got any insight on this?
Briefly heard it mentioned on the Kino Casino following the announcement DSP might join them on panel to react to the upcoming documentary on ReviewTechUSA.

What kind of sperg out is going on if anything? 🍿
 
Artaius said:
So word from the grape vine says Detractors and Dentractors are having a civil war right now. Anyone got any insight on this?
Briefly heard it mentioned on the Kino Casino following the announcement DSP might join them on panel to react to the upcoming documentary on ReviewTechUSA.

What kind of sperg out is going on if anything? 🍿
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Dentractors are having hissy fits over DSP NOT dying of superAIDS but instead going on a show where he WON'T be immediately crucified for his unforgivable sins.

Dentractors are malding because Phil gets $200 extra dollars in total from kinokucks.

Generally, dentractors are the ones who care if Phil is "winning" so they lose their faggot minds every time he says he is.
 
Musashi's Son said:
that being said retards.mp4
LMFAO, they are now uncritically repeating a retarded chatter who said that KC bought Phil a new PC. Did the chatter provide any proof? OF
COURSE NOT.
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that being said retards 2.mp4

that being said retards 3.mp4
They continue to repeat this claim without providing any proof.


that being said retards 4.mp4
Now they backtrack by saying "I'M JUST GIVING YOU THE OPTIONS TO MAKE YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS"

that being said retards 5.mp4
Another cope: "IT'S FAKE NEWS BUT IT'S STILL ONE OF THE BIGGEST POSSIBILITIES"

Their source for this claim was a person from the DSP thread who said it was a SCHIZO THEORY:
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Good post from the Kino thread so I'm linking it here.
 
Ok so the dentractors read a post from the DSP General Discussion Thread which started with the words "SCHIZO THEORY" about KC buying Phil a PC and they spread it on Twitter and other dentractor podcasts. After, the theory is disproved they blame all of Kiwi Farms because their reading comprehension sucks. :story:
 
Musashi's Son said:
Ok so the dentractors read a post from the DSP General Discussion Thread which started with the words "SCHIZO THEORY" about KC buying Phil a PC and they spread it on Twitter and other dentractor podcasts. After, the theory is disproved they blame all of Kiwi Farms because their reading comprehension sucks. :story:
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Not only that, but it will give DSP an easy W over detractors when Phil, Warski, and 3 P laugh about it during his appearance tomorrow night.

Dentractors massively outweigh (liddurally and figuratively) detractors at this point, with Doody leading the charge of retards.
 
Goddamn it, did they take my Schitzo Theory verbage :( it just means tin foil but from out of nowhere like a schitzo.

On topic though; the seething has been funny, Shinko is losing his shit. I got what I wanted and that was a Jim interview.

edit - fucking cope Doody you autistic fuck!
 
The ultimate irony of Dickers' failed attempts at alogging is that he's the one responsible of any success that comes DSP's way in the coming months. Not only is his endless pathetic seething about The Guy what got him on The Casino in the first place, but his insane retardation also gave DSP the perfect target to take aim at.
 
Out of curiousity, I watched a detractor livestream today discusing Phil on the KC. Three of them took it in stride, analyzing the show content while the fourth was autistically screeching about how terrible a person Phil is while looking to the others for approval. They seemed to be in their mid to late 30s. I don't remember or care what the channel was.
 
I'm With Chris said:
Out of curiousity, I watched a detractor livestream today discusing Phil on the KC. Three of them took it in stride, analyzing the show content while the fourth was autistically screeching about how terrible a person Phil is while looking to the others for approval. They seemed to be in their mid to late 30s. I don't remember or care what the channel was.
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I'm assuming it's That Being Said Podcast, and the one screeching is "Steve of the Dead" the guy that makes 8 hour videos analyzing Phil's receding hairline.
 
Squatty Potty said:
I'm assuming it's That Being Said Podcast, and the one screeching is "Steve of the Dead" the guy that makes 8 hour videos analyzing Phil's receding hairline.
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ALT and especially Meerkat are funny. They dig deep into Phil’s lore but they take it as an observe and laugh approach. They dont let it get to them and they dont engage in gayops
 
Squatty Potty said:
I'm assuming it's That Being Said Podcast, and the one screeching is "Steve of the Dead" the guy that makes 8 hour videos analyzing Phil's receding hairline.
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Which is ironic because Steve himself has one hell of a receding hairline.

And he apparently also dates troons and he gets super super super offended if you make fun of him for it.

The man literally made like a 12 hour video bitching about how Phil pets his fucking cat.

That dude hates me, because I made fun of him on Twitter a couple months ago. He made some retarded post bitching and crying about how “Phil’s wife Kat is being abused, and something about how Phil made her fat, and apparently we all need to go rescue her” or some shit….. and no, I’m not joking. He was totally serious.

That man is literally the definition of a retarded Phil viewer, detractor or otherwise.
 
I cannot fucking stand Dentractors, holy shit.
What an insufferable bunch of crybabies.

"We're not a community! Stop grouping us under one name! It's just reaction posts!"
"Okay, okay but that was ONE guy who alogged Phil! Why are we getting the brunt!?"
"Who are these other detractors speaking out? Give us names so we can know whose lying!"
"We're never doing anything! It's all lies! Nothing happens in the Discords and if it does well it was a rogue agent!"
"The Kiwi Farms doxes and swats people more! You love Phil and Wings and pedophiles like Null!"

The spirit of Fred Fuchs lives on through these husks. :story:
 
Artaius said:
I cannot fucking stand Dentractors, holy shit.
What an insufferable bunch of crybabies.

"We're not a community! Stop grouping us under one name! It's just reaction posts!"
"Okay, okay but that was ONE guy who alogged Phil! Why are we getting the brunt!?"
"Who are these other detractors speaking out? Give us names so we can know whose lying!"
"We're never doing anything! It's all lies! Nothing happens in the Discords and if it does well it was a rogue agent!"
"The Kiwi Farms doxes and swats people more! You love Phil and Wings and pedophiles like Null!"

The spirit of Fred Fuchs lives on through these husks. :story:
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What faggot is posting all that?

Regarding the potential betrayal of Phil: PPP may be possibly setting up a potential switch-up but, anyone thinking Warski is capable of doing any plot unless handheld by fatboy is insane.

Warski is legitimately a stuttering retard who I’m shocked remembers to breathe every so often.

So if you’re hoping for Phil to get fucked over, you better hope PPP puts down his boat of gravy to figure it out.

I think they’re just using him to piss off Dickers and he’ll be discarded afterwards.
 
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