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Will suprczy actually file a lolsuit against Philip Paul Burnell?

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    Votes: 46 19.9%

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    Votes: 199 86.1%
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some guy sent wpig a 50 asking about travel tips to japan. what is wrong with some of these people? google and youtube exist… for free.
 
smug comporon said:
Steve is also pathetic enough to just get steamrolled by DSP.
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Speaking of...ALT stated on today's WPIG reeestream that he has talked to Steve and the limey is still "taking a break from the Internet."

I get this bad feeling that SotD is going to eventually make a return to TBS, which would make me quit watching. If you need a limey that bad, get Mr. Lewdacris. People like him and he actually has original thoughts.
 
Zykon C said:
Speaking of...ALT stated on today's WPIG reeestream that he has talked to Steve and the limey is still "taking a break from the Internet."

I get this bad feeling that SotD is going to eventually make a return to TBS, which would make me quit watching. If you need a limey that bad, get Mr. Lewdacris. People like him and he actually has original thoughts.
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I don’t see it happening. ALT didn’t have much use for Steve (he said he had him muted on X) and no one can argue that TBS’ numbers or quality have suffered without him.
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
I don’t see it happening. ALT didn’t have much use for Steve (he said he had him muted on X) and no one can argue that TBS’ numbers or quality have suffered without him.
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Simply logically I don't think it will ever happen for the simple reason that detractors are spergs. The ones that didn't want Steve gone will sperg out since they think he should've never been gone in the first place. The ones that hate Steve because he is a boring libtard will sperg out because he is a boring libtard and TBS has pulled a lolcow live of removing and bringing people back.

Ultimately, Steve is too boring and doesn't have enough redeeming qualities for anyone to go through any hassle over him.
weliveinaMeritocracy said:
PPP has said that he thinks he Phil could take on some of his A logs and felt them. I agree.

I think Phil could take on Doody and James the lesser. Who else?
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He would absolutely fucking cook any of the doody orbiters - king sly, chill Murray, Iveega, any of that bunch will be eviscerated in a split second. Then, their audience will canibalize itself similar to how Wings trolls turned on 007 after he got embarrassed on lolcow live.

Stuttering Craig is a prime example in how you defeat Phil - know him well and come across as a normal person.
 
I strongly disagree with anyone saying that Phil could cook ANY detracktor. Did you guys not see his 'nuclear' stream where he tried to be a detractor to Wings and LTG? How about during the height of the Kino arc, when he tried bringing back the King of Hate to roast Doody, and suprcrzy, and even though those were the easiest slam dunks in the world, was still godawful at it?

He would end up embarrassing himself against literally anyone. That isn't to say the likes of Doody wouldn't embarrass themselves at the same time. It's just that there would be no winner in that fight.
 
During the short lived flush doody arc, Phil got it in him to start making fun of doody videos, but all he did was critique the video titles, point out a grammatical error, and watch about 3 second of a video and pause it, to never return to the video again. Some detractors are dented but I think the only person Phil could beat is ravensdolphin
 
Most detractors like Shinko, Steve of the Dead, Brosyde (he had his shot and fumbled it), Kingsly (not really a DSP detractor per se), and certainly Doody, etc vastly overestimate how well-versed they would be in a debate versus Phil. Most of them would just get angry, and Phil would immediately use that against them to make them look unhinged. It wouldn't be the W he thinks it is, but it would be somewhat of an L for the other side. Now if he got into a call with Tevin, that be entertaining.
 
Another guy who would shred Phail is the one in WPIG/TBS streams whose a living detractopedia and provides some of the most esoteric DSP lore on command when ALT has a question on stream. I can't remember his name at the moment.

I don't even know my own life as well as that guy knows DSP's.
 
Yeah, DZ is the guy. I don't remember if he's ever guested on WPIG/TBS, but he'd be a machine.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I strongly disagree with anyone saying that Phil could cook ANY detracktor. Did you guys not see his 'nuclear' stream where he tried to be a detractor to Wings and LTG? How about during the height of the Kino arc, when he tried bringing back the King of Hate to roast Doody, and suprcrzy, and even though those were the easiest slam dunks in the world, was still godawful at it?

He would end up embarrassing himself against literally anyone. That isn't to say the likes of Doody wouldn't embarrass themselves at the same time. It's just that there would be no winner in that fight.
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It's a stupid question because he'd just quit before anyone was even able to say much shit to him. The only time he's stayed on stream during heat is with "sirs" of the internet because he knows he'll be mogged endlessly. For anyone who isn't a "sir" you can see exactly what he'd do which is mute them and then do a lip smack "hahaha what a dunce" kahmbo after they call him and his gf fat niggers and leanna a whore.
 
You are genuinely fucking retarded if you think Phil could convincingly insult or say anything that would “cook” anyone.
Sure, some detractors are massive faggots and unfunny retards. But, Phil is completely devoid of an original thought or opinion. He has never once in his life been clever or charismatic enough to even approach being “funny”.

At best you’d get two unfunny retards flailing at each other.
 
A Piece of Coal said:
You are genuinely fucking retarded if you think Phil could convincingly insult or say anything that would “cook” anyone.
Sure, some detractors are massive faggots and unfunny retards. But, Phil is completely devoid of an original thought or opinion. He has never once in his life been clever or charismatic enough to even approach being “funny”.

At best you’d get two unfunny retards flailing at each other.
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As we've seen with most DSP interviews, it's not about an exchange of disses, but quite literally who ends up looking like the bigger loser. If you turn into a weird sperg over his cat blood tests and start yelling at him - you instantly hand him the win.

He knows how these situations work - feign ignorance, remain calm, accuse your opponent of being emotional (regardless if they are or not, you need this to build a narrative) and just let them seem like an unhinged retard.

Then, leave it to the rest of the detractors to crucify one of their own, because "they gave Phil ammo" or "they made Phil right".

Phil will never admit defeat. Especially at the moment when it happens. So, you defeat him by "being more normal than him", targeting his insecurities and pointing out his inconsistencies until he is seething for years. And you don't do that by convincing yourself that you know his character - you do that by studying his behavior.

Many detractors are convinced they know exactly what happens every second of Phil's life - what his relationship is like, what his free time is like, etc. And that's what makes them deluded and over-confident, and it makes you look like a retard.

Stick to the facts, publicly recorded and widely available - the things he's trying to cut off his streams, the things he's ashamed of the public seeing and the pattern of behavior that can be observed on a daily basis - guilt tripping, logical fallacies, emotional manipulation, hypocrisy, and so on.

If you haven't noticed, the most "successful" and well-liked detractors use Phil's own behavior against him by simply remembering it. And the detractors who fall off make it about themselves vs DSP - a guy who most likely doesn't even know they exist.

DSP is his own biggest detractor - publicly, privately, unknowingly and unwillingly.

Just use that against him and you will win.
 
I was watching the 1/23 reeestream and struck me how much of a coomer ALT was, and many in the audience aren't better.

I like ALT but I feel like he's entered that phase where he's gotten comfortable enough to let insights into his life slip out, and the more I hear about his personal life, the more Jimmy feels greasy.
 
Zykon C said:
I was watching the 1/23 reeestream and struck me how much of a coomer ALT was, and many in the audience aren't better.

I like ALT but I feel like he's entered that phase where he's gotten comfortable enough to let insights into his life slip out, and the more I hear about his personal life, the more Jimmy feels greasy.
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Unless I missed something, I don't think he's ever said anything that set off alarm bells, but I agree ALT would do well to just keep the gooner humor to himself. It's completely unncessary - there's plenty of material without it - and there's definitely been one or two times he kept the "bit" going a little longer than he should have and it just felt uncomfortable.

He seems to also always find some way to make the conversation veer toward something sexual for at least a second or two whenever a female guest is on. Maybe it just stands out more when a woman is on panel and it's just that he always does that, I don't know, but still.
 
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