DarkSydePhil (DSP) Documentary by Mike Clum - Interested in being involved in a film on DarkSydePhil? Want to share some ideas you'd like to see in the film? Message me!

[Halloween23]

As soon as I saw Mike appear on the ItsaGundam channel I knew it was over.

You were supposed to be doing that stuff in the shadows, retard.

 

[Yung Dalph]

As soon as I saw Mike appear on the ItsaGundam channel I knew it was over.

You were supposed to be doing that stuff in the shadows, retard.

I would disagree with that. Mike probably told Phil that detractors would also be featured in the documentary. Phil seemed very excited to "debunk them" (AKA get the final word). And I do believe Phil genuinely thinks the detractors are completely wrong about him and hate him for "invalid" reasons so I don't see why he'd mind.

He also admitted to having a team of people who like him prepared to defend him and support him in the documentary. He was privately preparing them in the shadows.

 

[kiwirevolving]

• Clum is a little disappointed that Phil cancelled the documentary but that there's no hard feelings between him and Phil
• Clum says he took a risk when he spent money to fly to Phil and that it's just how business is sometimes
• Clum is still willing to make a documentary on Phil "in a few years when more happens" but it's entirely up to Phil
• Clum won't release a documentary about Phil without Phil in it since it would be just another video essay like Turkey Tom's

No mention of signing a contract for the documentary

Edit: A few corrections regarding what Clum said

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[Cataloons]

Phil is stupid, but even he knows being labeled a groomer would be the final nail in the coffin.

I mean, you're right, but Panda Lee is a grown ass woman these days. If she wanted to call him out as a groomer she would have done it by now. I think we should give her the authority to say if she thinks that she was groomed or not.

 

[Dustlord]

I mean, you're right, but Panda Lee is a grown ass woman these days. If she wanted to call him out as a groomer she would have done it by now. I think we should give her the authority to say if she thinks that she was groomed or not.

I feel like if she had anything she wanted to reveal about her relationship with Phil, it would've come out around the time she left the internet or around the time she resurfaced a couple of years ago.

 

[JPG]

Clum won't release a documentary about Phil without Phil in it since it would be just another video essay like Turkey Tom's

Is Clum dumb? He could do in person interviews with all the 'detractors' and people from Phil's past life. Far beyond a Turkey Tom video essay.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Remember, you can't blame cyberbullies in your documentary about lolcows if the supposed target of them refuses to whine on camera about who is pointing out their lying, cheating and cowardice online for others to know about.

Maybe CWC is ready for his close up though Mike, this could end up a giant gifted horse you don't need to check the mouth of, just move down the target list, dood.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil says he was talking to Mike recently and Mike asked him what he thought about Mutahar disliking him.
Phil said, 'I don't even know who that is. Who is that?' and Mike told him, 'Oh he's that YouTube channel SomeOrdinaryGamers.'
Phil claims he responded, 'Yeah, I don't know who that is. So, wait. You're telling me there's entire communities of people based around hating me and I don't even know them?'

Yes, Phil. A guy who periodically mentions you as an example of a pathetically laughable fuckup of a loser means that his entire existence revolves around you and everyone he's in contact with is for the purpose if coordinating negativity against you.

Phil can't talk to someone for 5 minutes without dropping overt signs that he's a delusional narcissist. New information that there's a guy who doesn't like him gets instantly turned into a conspiracy about a shadowy new group of people out to get him.

This was given as an example of why he was smart not to do the documentary because Mike was talking to people that Phil wasn't even aware of, so how could he possibly assess the negativity it would cause?
Phil the Shut-in acts like it's some revelation that people are aware of him that he isn't and they don't like him.

 

[LiquidCancer]

I like how Mike came here looking for leads but when the project is canceled he cant be bothered to update us on what happened. Instead he talks to fucking RTU

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I like how Mike came here looking for leads but when the project is canceled he cant be bothered to update us on what happened. Instead he talks to fucking RTU

Mike comes here saying he wants to do a DSP documentary.

Everyone tells him he's retarded and Phil either won't let him do a documentary or will fuck it up somehow and burn Mike.

Mike ignores everyone, never posts here again, and gets burned by Phil pulling the plug.

The only way it could have been funnier is if Phil had canceled it after some time spent actually filming and producing.

We all knew this was gonna happen. It's why people reacted hostile to Mike to begin with. Nobody has a good business relationship with Phil and Mike didn't even do the bare minimum amount of discovery needed to see that.

 

[BallBuster II]

Mike comes here saying he wants to do a DSP documentary.

Everyone tells him he's retarded and Phil either won't let him do a documentary or will fuck it up somehow and burn Mike.

Mike ignores everyone, never posts here again, and gets burned by Phil pulling the plug.

The only way it could have been funnier is if Phil had canceled it after some time spent actually filming and producing.

We all knew this was gonna happen. It's why people reacted hostile to Mike to begin with. Nobody has a good business relationship with Phil and Mike didn't even do the bare minimum amount of discovery needed to see that.

Oh there was definitely work done already. Clum flew out there, met with Phil and his fat wife (which is why Phil brought her back on stream to get ahead of the reveal in the doc), I think they had dinner together too. Phil was doing and saying some weird things leading us to believe he was cleaning up parts of the condo to make him not look like a complete slob.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Phil says he was talking to Mike recently and Mike asked him what he thought about Mutahar disliking him.
Phil said, 'I don't even know who that is. Who is that?' and Mike told him, 'Oh he's that YouTube channel SomeOrdinaryGamers.'
Phil claims he responded, 'Yeah, I don't know who that is. So, wait. You're telling me there's entire communities of people based around hating me and I don't even know them?'

Yes, Phil. A guy who periodically mentions you as an example of a pathetically laughable fuckup of a loser means that his entire existence revolves around you and everyone he's in contact with is for the purpose if coordinating negativity against you.

Phil can't talk to someone for 5 minutes without dropping overt signs that he's a delusional narcissist. New information that there's a guy who doesn't like him gets instantly turned into a conspiracy about a shadowy new group of people out to get him.

This was given as an example of why he was smart not to do the documentary because Mike was talking to people that Phil wasn't even aware of, so how could he possibly assess the negativity it would cause?
Phil the Shut-in acts like it's some revelation that people are aware of him that he isn't and they don't like him.

That’s another patented fucking DSP pignosis lie. Phil not only knows who Mutahar is, but he’s even on record having had a conversation with Muta and turning down like $2k or something for Mutahar to do an interview with him. It ended the same as this Mike Cum thing; Mutahar reached out and offered $2k (or something) for an exclusive interview, but the second DSP realized it wouldn’t be a 100% pahsitive fellating puff piece, he backed down and I think he even accused Mutahar of being a detracktur.

I can’t remember if it was DSP who was talking about this, but I know Mutahar brought it up in his gay little podcast or something.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

By Phill own words, Mutahar offered him a interview (In professional email) with 5 grand attached and Phill responded with a list of permited topics. Mutahar just never responded.

This is just the classic defense "I dont know what you talking about".

 

[myone]

We all knew this was gonna happen. It's why people reacted hostile to Mike to begin with. Nobody has a good business relationship with Phil and Mike didn't even do the bare minimum amount of discovery needed to see that.

Yeah, the idea that you could cooperate with Dave in a good faith manner for some kind of business venture is pants on head retarded. The only way to do it would be some kind of gay op (I disavow!), where the person doing the documentary acts totally in bad faith and just tries to deceive DSP all the way ("No, i won't talk to any 'tractors, it's going to be very pahsitive and meaningful about your struggle against da trolls")

 

[Banana Hammock]

Is Clum dumb? He could do in person interviews with all the 'detractors' and people from Phil's past life. Far beyond a Turkey Tom video essay.

He's planning on doing more videos, and doesn't want to poison the well. Do you really think that other lolcows would agree to work with him if he did this?

 

[Balr0g]

You have to admit that Mike is between a rock and a hard place: on one hand Phil did cost him money and he already has some material. But on the other if he "lashes out" he might loose a lot of opportunities with future objects.

Of course what he could do would be perhaps a documentary about why Phil is so interesting to many people. Just from the pure view of detractors or people who love trashfires. I mean there is a story there: a nobody mostly disregarded as a joke by his peers suddenly being on the top of something only to loose it quickly and by mostly his own fault despite denying it was ever his fault

 

[clownpiss]

You have to admit that Mike is between a rock and a hard place: on one hand Phil did cost him money and he already has some material. But on the other if he "lashes out" he might loose a lot of opportunities with future objects.

Of course what he could do would be perhaps a documentary about why Phil is so interesting to many people. Just from the pure view of detractors or people who love trashfires. I mean there is a story there: a nobody mostly disregarded as a joke by his peers suddenly being on the top of something only to loose it quickly and by mostly his own fault despite denying it was ever his fault

He put himself into that situation, doing research or seeking out the advice of those with more insight would've (and did) told him it's a waste of time.

His conditions for releasing the documentary is having access to his subject for the whole duration of the story creation, which will never happen.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

I was holding out hope this was going to be another sidescrollers that would prove everyone wrong but oh well. The reasons Phil listed were all lies btw. He doesn't listen or give a fuck about his fans and he sits on his ass doing nothing 24/7 so he has all the time in the world. He hinted at something happening behind the scenes so I think it's that. My tinfoil theory is Mike was talking to his parents. Perhaps he spilled the beans on his mobile game habits.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Remember, you can't blame cyberbullies in your documentary about lolcows if the supposed target of them refuses to whine on camera about who is pointing out their lying, cheating and cowardice online for others to know about.

Maybe CWC is ready for his close up though Mike, this could end up a giant gifted horse you don't need to check the mouth of, just move down the target list, dood.

Says the pig fucker

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil thought that the documentary could bring him a new audience. Can you imagine what a Zoomer XQC fan will think of Phil rambling for 30 minutes about ants in the house?