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[BPD Gunt Rider]

I like how Mike came here looking for leads but when the project is canceled he cant be bothered to update us on what happened. Instead he talks to fucking RTU

The first person Mike has jumped to twice now is RTU. He has to get docked some for that.

 

[hundredthousand]

I like how Mike came here looking for leads but when the project is canceled he cant be bothered to update us on what happened. Instead he talks to fucking RTU

Because people here weren't sucking his balls, and were telling him the futility in bothering with this stupid project.

It was either going to be:
a) Mike allowing Phil to control the narrative and creating some puff piece that shows Phil as the unwarranted target of a generation of unfounded harassment and conspiracy theories.
a) Mike seeing through the bullshit and Phil figuratively, and literally, closing the door on him when he realizes that this guy isn't going to be ignoring the wealth of proof that shows Phil is a lying, scum sucking piece of shit.

It looks like option B came true.

 

[Hennimore]

Sidescrollers got an "official" statement from Mike in regards to the documentary that they showed/talked about in their stream today. Craig said that he had texted Mike asking him for a comment and this is what he received. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere but thought the thread would want to see this:

 

[spacko]

Sidescrollers got an "official" statement from Mike in regards to the documentary that they showed/talked about in their stream today. Craig said that he had texted Mike asking him for a comment and this is what he received. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere but thought the thread would want to see this:
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[Iron Hamster]

That’s another patented fucking DSP pignosis lie. Phil not only knows who Mutahar is, but he’s even on record having had a conversation with Muta and turning down like $2k or something for Mutahar to do an interview with him. It ended the same as this Mike Cum thing; Mutahar reached out and offered $2k (or something) for an exclusive interview, but the second DSP realized it wouldn’t be a 100% pahsitive fellating puff piece, he backed down and I think he even accused Mutahar of being a detracktur.

I can’t remember if it was DSP who was talking about this, but I know Mutahar brought it up in his gay little podcast or something.

 

[Niggernerd]

If Mike was smart he could just record a pig in a cockroach costume. Dents wouldn't tell the difference

 

[0FEE FIVE FOUR FOME0]

RIP this documentary. Fuck that gout ridden trash pig for canceling this.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Honestly if Mike sees this - I doubt he is still reading the threads.
He should do Ethan Ralph. Get him before he ODs.

 

[Telemeter]

DSP's retarded "documentaries need to balance good and bad" take was to be expected.

Documentaries are supposed to be truthful, nothing more, and this guy is allergic to truth.

There was never any hope of this being "professional", of course Mike is going to say that, he's gotta be political as he moves on to his next project, so i don't expect him to shit on DSP on the way out or anything.

In the end all Mike had to do was record DSP going grocery shopping and pigsplaining the things he put in his cart, and that would have been the highlight of 2024. Had he just decided he was just going to film a "Day in the life" style feature of DSP's day ahf it probably would have happened, but he went too deep too fast without knowing enough about Phil first. DSP was going to pull out the moment Mike posted on KF.

At least we got to see Fat Khet out of this saga, I'm pretty sure it was done at Mike's suggestion, so it wasn't all bad.

 

[kiwirevolving]

this just confirms that he only wanted to do the documentary so he could pignose people who don't know him into thinking that he became a better person and potentially gain some new followers

the only bad things he would've admitted would've been dumb shit like how he made racist jokes in his let's plays from early-mid 2010s and use the same excuses like "it was a different time back then and it was more socially acceptable", he would never admit to shit like how scummy he was to paywall telling his dents that he got a fucking cat when most streamers do that shit for free

also, wtf does "well noted" mean?

 

[Niggernerd]

this just confirms that he only wanted to do the documentary so he could pignose people who don't know him into thinking that he became a better person and potentially gain some new followers

the only bad things he would've admitted would've been dumb shit like how he made racist jokes in his let's plays from early-mid 2010s and use the same excuses like "it was a different time back then and it was more socially acceptable", he would never admit to shit like how scummy he was to paywall telling his dents that he got a fucking cat when most streamers do that shit for free

also, wtf does "well noted" mean?

I do agree boogie is an idiot. But he's as much an idiot as Phil or rather a teeny bit more. Reality is Boogie did hope it would make him look good for sympathy as a wounded hero who took a bad path and is struggling to face the odds stacked against him. Phil, you're an idiot because you keep this delusional fantasy world where you're a good person but ultimately realized the documentary would just show you as you are. A washed up have not narcissistic retard incapable of redemption and praise.

 

[freund]

It'sAGundam: Quality Content EP2: I inadvertently ruined the Documentary

local archive, clipped:

 

[grump]

That’s another patented fucking DSP pignosis lie. Phil not only knows who Mutahar is, but he’s even on record having had a conversation with Muta and turning down like $2k or something for Mutahar to do an interview with him. It ended the same as this Mike Cum thing; Mutahar reached out and offered $2k (or something) for an exclusive interview, but the second DSP realized it wouldn’t be a 100% pahsitive fellating puff piece, he backed down and I think he even accused Mutahar of being a detracktur.

I can’t remember if it was DSP who was talking about this, but I know Mutahar brought it up in his gay little podcast or something.

thats one of his patented schticks. He pretends not to know someone he obviously does and/or mispronounces their name as a way of showing his contempt for them. I think he's also done it for Metokur and Gundam among many others despite clearly having mentioned them before. I'm not sure why since anyone listening already knows he's full of shit or too dumb to notice either way.

If he feels he can't plausibly deny knowing a person exists he'll sometimes switch to a variation where he knows they exist while pretending not to follow them or know much beyond that while simultaneously displaying indepth knowledge. He does this with RTU and Keem.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Wasting mike's time is obviously a cunt move, but otherwise, cancelling the doc is a smart move on DPS's part no?

There's no way this ends well for DSP because he haven't actually done anything worth talking about that doesn't paint him in a bad light.

Boogie agreed to his doc because he's desperate + an attention whore with no dignity, so he doesn't mind humiliating himself in public on the offchance that at least 1 person will feel sorry for him an throw him an extra sheckel he can spend on hamburgers.

But DSP doesn't have a humiliation fetish, he's just a manchild with an ego and he WANTS to be taken seriously and respected, in that regard making a doc showing all the times he's been an assclown really has no benefit for him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wasting mike's time is obviously a cunt move, but otherwise, cancelling the doc is a smart move on DPS's part no?

Yes, but it was dumber for Dave to agree to it in the first place. Especially since the Side Scrollers debacle, he's been babbling every day to his loyal dents that he's avoiding drama. He's always his own worst enemy.

 

[Moose Groove]

As embarrassing as DSP is, I think even he won't sink as low as Boogie to allow a documentary to made about his shit.
DSP is a lolcow that takes himself serious.
Boogie fucking loves being a lolcow.
Which takes away the fun of him being a lolcow tbh.
It's not fun when the cow likes being milked.

 

[DiabeetusYeetus]

So DSP is merely a Lolcow in denial. The Argentina thing he's going through is fucking hilarious.

 

[Iron Father]

He was making more than 9-10k a month in 2011? Like, I know Youtube was a lot more loose with money back then but his followers on twitch are retardedly generous.

Pre-Adpocalypse revenue on Youtube was insane.

 

[Corpun]

I hope Sir Clum looks at the recent rant and understands the true face of DSP. I have zero doubts DSP was kissing Mike's ass and pretending to be a real nice guy to try and convince him everyone else is wrong about him until he abruptly cancelled the documentary.

Mike, if you still lurk here this exact type of rant he just did would have been the result of the documentary if it was even slightly more than just a puff piece.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Sidescrollers got an "official" statement from Mike in regards to the documentary that they showed/talked about in their stream today. Craig said that he had texted Mike asking him for a comment and this is what he received. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere but thought the thread would want to see this:
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I'm so disappointed. I wish Mike would just continue the documentary without Phil himself. I want to hear about Phil from people that interacted with him IRL.