DarksydePhil Meta Thread - Discussion of the board itself.

[Kulee Baba]

I'm not being a little bitch. I just know he likes to bring up shit from years ago or from his dreams like a female and ban people.

Paypig says what?

It's all so tiresome.

And if you were paying attention you would know that Phil is giving us "Kino" by bringing on Ethan 'STD' Ralph on Thursday.

You are probably stupider than Phil. Let me break it down for you.

You’re acting like the word Null is literally Voldemort or Bloody Mary. People write about Null all over this whole forum with hundreds of threads every day he’s the biggest personality on here. You have to put an @ (Hold The Shift Key and Press the 2 Key) to TAG someone to a post. E.G I won’t be notified if you write Kulee Baba in a post but I will if you write @Kulee Baba. Do you get it now? Is that so complex?

Regardless of all that Null will regularly pop in here because DSP is an iconic lolcow and is having an interesting arc now because of two autistic Canuck shockjocks. And he should come in here and regularly delete these boring off topic posts (like this one) because it sucks.

I’m glad Null banned your friends. I’m sure they be deserved it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

People around DSP have this ultra-aggravating insistence that you say everything to their pleasing or they get shitty with you and start accusing you of deliberate maliciousness, as if the only people who can disagree with them are people are conspiring to do so on behalf of DSP himself. I think this mentality is the result of only posting in echo chambers on Twitter, Discord, and even this board which I failed to properly integrate into the site and allowed to become a segregated blister with no interaction as part of the broader community. There were many people (NOT ALL) which saw their time on the forum as a means to an end (bankrupting pig man bad) vs. actually participating in a community.

This aggravation alienates people within their own circles and just further drives them into an echo chamber. ItsAGundam effectively said he can't do videos on Phil anymore because he isn't up to date on the to lore and the time investment to do so is too great. He says this because he knows if he gets details wrong people will start fucking giving him shit in the comments he doesn't want to deal with.

Nobody can penetrate this group and add new flavor to it. The people who try, like PPP and other documentary channels on YouTube, are immediately shocked by how psycho the response from some a-logs (NOT ALL) are.

Me even saying this will get people angry at me but thankfully I run the forum specifically so I can say whatever the fuck I want. Most people aren't so lucky.

So, there's a few things I want to say.

First off, DSP isn't like bossmanjack who you can tune in to a clip and get your lolcow fix. The point of DSP is that he has a 17 year reputation of being a pathological liar and decades before that documented of him being an asshole irl. The point of DSP is that you learn the lore and then you are able to catch him DAILY getting wrapped up in his own lies or being a piece of shit. I used to watch Ralph daily before he was a full blown lolcow and was still watching him from an alog perspective after he went full lolcow cause he provided daily content. Now Ralph misses a shit ton of streams and even when he streams, he's just 0 energy since he's pilled out and playing nigger music and cnn clips in silence. DSP has something going for him everyday.

I will agree with you, that the detractor community is alienating. When Mike Clum and Joon the king were making their documentaries last year the detractors were throwing a bitch fit up and down about outside people coming in. Both of them were going to reveal major information about Phil and leave this bird sanctuary undisturbed. Here's the problem, Kino Casino were doing gayops which aren't allowed here since they're fucking gay and disrupt things.


The main problem is paypigs. Phil is giving his best lolcow content when he's desperate for money since that's the only thing he's passionate about, and doesn't have the income to support his current lifestyle. When PPP and Warski came into the bird sanctuary, they were waving their hands around, screaming, and their paypigs were throwing food (money) at the birds, in the tune of around $29,000. You podcast all the time about how sick our society is. Do you think it's healthy for society for people like DoctorLexus, a KinoCasino fan, giving Phil $5000+ instead of improving their own personal RL community (This isn't a rich cryptobro. He fucking overdrafted his bank acc a few weeks ago donating)? No, and it disrupts the content. You still have that faggot Rare_Tricks/Dumpykoala donating to Phil after all this when he's constantly donating to StrangelyLex (That lesbian slut) and Kino Casino, so he's a tourist only donating for the drama without knowing there's more drama without the donos. So, that's the problem people have with this whole Kino Casino arc, it was just gayops that ended with Phil coming out ahead money wise and it's gonna take months for this heat to die down where we get back to the desperation was Fall 2024 before this arc began.

Just understand that people here tend to know the lore about DSP and that's what makes DSP funny. You watch DSP by playing DOTA and having DSP Bingo or WPIG1651 on in the background (People ain't watching this shit raw. The channel Raw Phil is more about engaging with the community), or you're getting a twice weekly recap from That Being Said. The community is tight because of the community interaction. Sure, Phil doesn't stick his thumb up teenage girl's asshole or go to swinger parties while his kids are doing drugs, but a lolcow doesn't need to do that shit to be funny. Reminder: Chris spent a decade getting into no legal trouble until the time he ran over the gameshop guy's foot then there was the incest shit in recent years.

Reminder for everyone else: The yearly That Being Said Ch'King of the Ring 2025 musical competition starts in a few weeks. Hope everyone's hyped for that!

 

[Mr. Brown]

Null is right, we are all retarded.

That's fine, some retards have to exist on this planet in order to keep balance. While null hates us we are the necessary retards.

If this wasn't true then our board wouldn't exist.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

People around DSP have this ultra-aggravating insistence that you say everything to their pleasing or they get shitty with you and start accusing you of deliberate maliciousness, as if the only people who can disagree with them are people are conspiring to do so on behalf of DSP himself. I think this mentality is the result of only posting in echo chambers on Twitter, Discord, and even this board which I failed to properly integrate into the site and allowed to become a segregated blister with no interaction as part of the broader community. There were many people (NOT ALL) which saw their time on the forum as a means to an end (bankrupting pig man bad) vs. actually participating in a community.

This aggravation alienates people within their own circles and just further drives them into an echo chamber. ItsAGundam effectively said he can't do videos on Phil anymore because he isn't up to date on the to lore and the time investment to do so is too great. He says this because he knows if he gets details wrong people will start fucking giving him shit in the comments he doesn't want to deal with.

Nobody can penetrate this group and add new flavor to it. The people who try, like PPP and other documentary channels on YouTube, are immediately shocked by how psycho the response from some a-logs (NOT ALL) are.

Me even saying this will get people angry at me but thankfully I run the forum specifically so I can say whatever the fuck I want. Most people aren't so lucky.

@Null this thread is filled with boring and gay retards talking mad shit about your glorious benevolent dictatorship

 

[Null]

Here's the problem, Kino Casino were doing gayops which aren't allowed here since they're fucking gay and disrupt things.

As much as I wish that my power and control extended to incorporate the entire universe, I don't get to decide what other people do. I have very minimal interaction with him and besides an exchange once a week tops about a current goings on, he's not too dissimilar from someone like Metokur who is very adjacent, very involved, often having his own drama, his own interests, and those very frequently overlap with the Kiwi Farms. If PPP was a regular user of the forum trying to do what he did he'd be banned. I don't even necessarily condone what he did. However, guess how much my opinion matters to PPP? None. I don't get to decide what a grown man does, and quite frankly what he did do was not that bad (compared to what he could have done with Phil's trust, and compared to what many other trolls [especially CWC trolls] have done).

When PPP and Warski came into the bird sanctuary, they were waving their hands around, screaming, and their paypigs were throwing food (money) at the birds, in the tune of around $29,000. You podcast all the time about how sick our society is. Do you think it's healthy for society for people like DoctorLexus, a KinoCasino fan, giving Phil $5000+ instead of improving their own personal RL community (This isn't a rich cryptobro. He fucking overdrafted his bank acc a few weeks ago donating)? No, and it disrupts the content.

This is very subjective. I have a personal stance that nobody gets to decide what anybody does with their money. If DoctorLexus wants to overdraft his account paying tithes to the Kang, he can do so. If DSP then takes that money and spends $600 "pitying" for a "Furina", that's his perogative. I can make fun of that but ultimately I don't pretend I get to decide what he does.

That's always been one of my big gripes with DSP a-logs, is that they are trying to hurt Phil's business, which legitimizes Phil's grievances. Tortuous Interference is a real civil tort with a real financial remedy, and my hard rule is that nobody has any excuse to ever break a law to fuck with a lolcow. Directly trying to harm Phil's business by going after his supporters one-by-one is basically the cottage industry of the a-logs and I find it distasteful. When users on the forum tried to do this years ago in this very board against the same person, I shut it down.

Additionally, I really don't like the moral poaching of this. If you hate DSP and just want to force him to get a job because you hate him and you hate his lifestyle, I think that's more respectable than the current narrative that I hear. DSP's lifestyle is not any more amoral than any other welfare leach, of which 60% of this fucking country is on SNAP that I pay for every year when I do my taxes. It's such a shitshow how you have to say it's a moral imperative to disrupt the evil Pig King and his Pignosis Empire to save the poor dents from their own fiscal incompetence.

Just say you hate him. Say you want him to suffer because you fucking despise him. Don't tell me it's for his own good, or for somebody else's good. I see people torture children and animals on this site. I've seen videos of trannies luring homeless trannies into their home to drug and rape them. I know what evil is. DSP is just a fat retard. He's annoying. He's stupid. He's incompetent. He's smug and irritating. But he's not evil. If you want a crusade against evil, join the Police. Don't think your Twitter posts about DSP's latest begathon is helping anyone. You can see in real time, how when the pignosis is over, they just go over to KinoCasino and sub and dono to him. They'd be paypigging Vtubers or some shit if not DSP.

Also the specific point about "What if that money did something better?" That applies to everything. I bought a camera a few months ago so I could take some pictures of Europe before I left and my travel. I didn't really need this camera. I don't use it every day. I could have spent that money better. I could have donated the time I play Dota 2 to a soup kitchen or something. But I don't. Do you?


Also since people here seem to uniquely hate how I reply to segments of a post, you can assume I mostly agree or have nothing to say about the rest of your post.

@Null this thread is filled with boring and gay retards talking mad shit about your glorious benevolent dictatorship

I know, dreadful isn't it?

 

[Balr0g]

Nobody can penetrate this group and add new flavor to it. The people who try, like PPP and other documentary channels on YouTube, are immediately shocked by how psycho the response from some a-logs (NOT ALL) are.

I find this rather strange. The people I would think of don't write here (doody, Snort Hogan, Supercrzy) but are very dented in their handling of others entering the Snortiverse. They are more akin to Turkey Tom who content farms the Farms (well guess that's what a Farm is good for huh?). The majority of the writers here seem rather tame though I admit the Kasino tourists were a, how to say it, strange group. Funny enough the real DSP detractors like ALT from That Being Said seemed to understand what Triple P (You know the drill) was doing.

The thing with DSP is that he is on one hand a usually boring and bland lolcow. But on the other hand he spergs out over the dumbest shit or keeps the dumbest shit to himself that makes him so fascinating. Especially the bumbling through life without having faced a full blown adversity crisis yet. Some call it pigroach luck, I call it Devil's luck

 

[Sopsy]

my hard rule is that nobody has any excuse to ever break a law to fuck with a lolcow.

What does the law say about egging a legitimate retard to post nudes for a 3rd time in the Samantha Prater thread? @Trombonista is a regular there and I highly doubt they don't see that shit happening when they have eight pages of posts there. I have no idea why she gets banned for a couple months then gets brought back so a handful of idiots can make her spam the same arguments and post her nudes.

 

[Null]

What does the law say about egging a legitimate retard to post nudes

Nothing.

If I banned her I'd probably get some people salty at me but it would pass. I wish I could say the same for other things.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Unrepentant Null ballwasher here. I cut my teeth in the dsp board when I first signed up 5 years ago. Even back then it was weirdly insular, lots of gate keeping as if dsp lore was some sort of holy relic, and actively hostile to outsiders who poked their head in. The bank leaks were a good time to tap out and so many other lolcows were far more interesting. Dsp is literally a reset to 0 every episode sitcom and you guys are tidally locked to him. The old guard has mostly left, but I do see some older names still active, and the people who replaced them were radioactive shitdicks, weren't a bunch of you and a mod actively monitizing fucking with Phil, and when you got spanked you wailed against the imaginary bars of your imaginary cage? Every time dsp gets a rare feature, you guys just collectively groan because all those fag on the KF will start messing with your shit, never seeming to realize exactly where you are, and actively antagonizing the dude who spends actual money to give you people a place to sit and goon about dsp. Power dump your negrates on me, I can take it. It's nice to look back and see how far you've come.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Glad to see Dear Leader interacting with us and not nuking us into orbit. See the KC brought us all together(except the retards that shit up the thread, fuck off turists)



Speaking of Dear Leader. What are the odds thay the punching bag of portugal will start to rant with dsp about how meanie, and bullies we are here in the farms?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Unrepentant Null ballwasher here. I cut my teeth in the dsp board when I first signed up 5 years ago. Even back then it was weirdly insular, lots of gate keeping as if dsp lore was some sort of holy relic, and actively hostile to outsiders who poked their head in. The bank leaks were a good time to tap out and so many other lolcows were far more interesting. Dsp is literally a reset to 0 every episode sitcom and you guys are tidally locked to him. The old guard has mostly left, but I do see some older names still active, and the people who replaced them were radioactive shitdicks, weren't a bunch of you and a mod actively monitizing fucking with Phil, and when you got spanked you wailed against the imaginary bars of your imaginary cage? Every time dsp gets a rare feature, you guys just collectively groan because all those fag on the KF will start messing with your shit, never seeming to realize exactly where you are, and actively antagonizing the dude who spends actual money to give you people a place to sit and goon about dsp. Power dump your negrates on me, I can take it. It's nice to look back and see how far you've come.

You ballwashers follow Null in every time he shows up to say you hate this page. Then you go back to masturbating to the latest Chris Chan antics.

You don't see us raiding your Furry forums and telling you how fags you are.

 

[WirelessMonitoring]

If anyone is spending more the two hours a day doing anything related to Phil, they have a problem. I cannot imagine spending 18 hours in the coal mines to come home and be angry at an Internet person. I agree with Null that anyone giving Phil money should be able to; Also, nothing that anyone does is going to meaningfully stop people who want to give him money.

Detractors watch like 10-12 hours of DSP content DAILY; all this to make yourself feel anger or to hopefully catch him saying something along the lines of "Yes, I scam people for a living and spend it all on PNGs of men. *SNORT Also, I have not told anyone this, heh, but I killed a homeless man via hit-and-run back in 2022." This is NEVER going to happen and it would not change anyone's mind if it did. There is no combination of words, superchats, or events to "stop" DSP.

The only meaningful thing you will get from Phil now is the end. He could lose his house, wife, or income, but all this would be the precursor to the end. I will live to see the end of DSP and I do not have to spend the equivalent of an eight hour workday to to see it. Someone will summarize that after losing his house to to an electrical fire (common among lolcows like him), he was arrested for DUI, disorderly conduct, and public nudity after a four hour long manhunt. The end.

You will never get the time you spend watching DSP videos back. Even the summary videos made by people who watch his every move (losers), still take up a significant part of your day. For what? To increase your hate by 0.000003%? Null would be performing a mercy by deleting the DSP boards, but instead of thanking Null, they would go to Reddit or Discord to continue their penance. You cannot save these people from themselves.

Abandon all hope ye who visit this board.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I can't really blame Null or tourists for not getting it. Other cows are funnier but Phil is an acquired taste for the discerning autist.

You can't blame him aside from the time he's openly shittin on the people part of the forum and has a trail of smelly KF enthusiast who collect Lolcows like trading cards joining right in when he feels the need to post the equivalent of

"I KNOW NOTHING. I DONT GET IT. WHATS THE DEAL? ANYWAY ALODDAPEEPUL SAID..."

How about next time, just say "I don't follow DSP, but after 10 years or so runnin this shit, I still don't get it. They got their own thing going on." and maybe people won't get antagonistic because maybe people will be a bit more, I don't know, not a fucking douchebag to the people who actually want to get it?

Also doesn't help when you start acting like the lolcow people are actively shitting on. We don't need another DSP generalizing a group based off hearsay then having your fuckin Darziak goons coming in. Just making the forum culture dogshit.

This lolcow crossover shit is the worst. But I'll tell you, if I want to know about Ralph, I'll do my own research and most likely never post in his thread because I really don't give a shit. It's that simple.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Anytime a thread gets featured retards go bait post it or just don't read anything and post slop and get shit on by the "regulars" so I have no idea why people think it's some unique phenomenon to DSP.

Also, what the fuck is that mentality? Since when the basic etiquette of "lurk moar" became obsolete? That's not even a thing from here, any forum since I can remember expects you to be familiar with the topics before you start shitting it. I can understand coming in here and not getting the hate or just needing some pointers, but coming in here acting like the +16k pages of the general thread are for nothing or like you know the topic better than the regulars is just pure retardation.

Like with the Casino tourists. They came in here downright admitting they don't know Phil but also sure that he was ok and he wasn't a bad guy. I also don't get the "you guys are obsessed" mentality. Like any faggot on this site is in any position to criticize anyone's topic of discussion.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Like with the Casino tourists. They came in here downright admitting they don't know Phil but also sure that he was ok and he wasn't a bad guy. I also don't get the "you guys are obsessed" mentality. Like any faggot on this site is in any position to criticize anyone's topic of discussion.

"Surely, this Phil guy can't be THIS stupid, right?"
Genuine quote I saw, from a confirmed IBS sektur orbiter
I said it in that thread, I will say it here: How do you make an account on this site and are at least not somewhat familiar with Phil? This dude had his own subboard here for over a decade now, if I remember correctly. I still remember lurking in '13 and the only lolcow subboards were Chris, Jace(before we knew it was an act) and DSP, he's one of the OGs.

 

[neger psykolog]

Detractors watch like 10-12 hours of DSP content DAILY

Those are rookie numbers. DSP puts out like 7 hours a day or something and there's probably another 10-15 hours of the various podcasts and edit channels on a fucking normal day.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Was a nice 9ish months or so of the faggot and his tard brigade not shitting the place up.

 

[Japs_eye]

This aggravation alienates people within their own circles and just further drives them into an echo chamber. ItsAGundam effectively said he can't do videos on Phil anymore because he isn't up to date on the to lore and the time investment to do so is too great. He says this because he knows if he gets details wrong people will start fucking giving him shit in the comments he doesn't want to deal with

Gundam didn't want to give DSP a free W by getting a detail wrong and allowing him to deflect and spin. I don't know where you're getting this "Gundam is afraid of detractors back lash" story, but it sounds like projection.

I think this mentality is the result of only posting in echo chambers on Twitter, Discord, and even this board which I failed to properly integrate into the site and allowed to become a segregated blister with no interaction as part of the broader community. There were many people (NOT ALL) which saw their time on the forum as a means to an end (bankrupting pig man bad) vs. actually participating in a community.

You're talking about echo chambers but block people on Xitter for the lightest call out

bro they have @KF_ in their username lmao

I wonder what he could be referencing?

This is the same message the janny YOU appointed had in the thread btw.

Guess it's okay when it's a fellow officer saying it

 

[dent_whisperer]

ItsAGundam effectively said he can't do videos on Phil anymore because he isn't up to date on the to lore and the time investment to do so is too great. He says this because he knows if he gets details wrong people will start fucking giving him shit in the comments he doesn't want to deal with.

Tell me you didn't listen to the Gundam interview on Kino without telling me you didn't listen to the Gundam interview. If you are going to bitch and seethe about the people on this part of the site the least you could could do is get your dam facts right. At least Phil goes through the effort of finding out what the detractors are saying before he starts seething, if you can't even put in the effort he does its no wonder nobody here ever takes you seriously.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I vote the last 20 pages be moved to the DSP Meta Thread and we all go back to shitting on the guy who hates video games.