DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

I did it, I found the penultimate explanation of DSP:


That's it, we can close the subforum now. Show's over.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I did it, I found the penultimate explanation of DSP:
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That's it, we can close the subforum now. Show's over.

Perfect Legend said it best: "Just because I lost, doesn't mean I was defeated"

Then he lost again.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Null is right, we are all retarded.

That's fine, some retards have to exist on this planet in order to keep balance. While null hates us we are the necessary retards.

If this wasn't true then our board wouldn't exist.

The world needs ditch diggers (and detractors) too, ya know.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I just like laughing at DSP.

I find it really interesting from the DM's with how much scheming goes on with him. That's about how the only laughing I can get is how juvenile the scheming is. Just petty little scheming going on with him all the time.

Instead of shower thoughts on some sort of self-reflection:
"I robbed the Casino? That was really fuckin cringe and gay. Why did I have RTU come on and think he would join me? Man I'm fucking gay, and cringe. I shouldn't do that anymore"

He instead schemes
"I'll get Ralph on Smark Guyx because I hold grudges like a mother fucker and the boys at the casino hate that guy"
"Minecraft movie....Minecraft will be popular again soon...What if Minecraft will have a special fast food? Maybe I can eat Minecraft Fastfood, while playing Minecraft, and get drunk! That will be my next goal!"

And of course we got another FELT TROLLS I CAN DO ANYTHING AND NO DRAMA STILL GET GOALS chant today like he was reading a script. A type of script you would see DSP tell PPP in dms where they both fuck eachother in the ass then turn around to the crowd and DX crotch chop people and it would be epic.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

AI bots are basically the most reductive version of a search engine so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that DSP can't figure out how to use them... who remembers him arguing with support chatbots from YouTube or not searching for basic remedies for tech problems for the past 200 years?

You could almost do a compilation of him fighting with chat bots thinking there real people both in a web browser chat and twitter.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Good news for DSP an opening on Lolcow Live just opened up so he can go work with someone he respects greatly in Keemstar and make some very meaningful content!

Just watching his stream today man his gameplay is at the point where he might as well just watch let's plays and just give commentary on the game his stuff is so so bad now.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The "Kino Casino saga" propably was the most entertaining saga since the "bankruptcy saga" (atleast to me).
The oncoming "Sektur saga" seems promising, but likely will be very chaotic and could also turn out to be very boring.
Not sure what Phil is expecting or is he this oblivious and mad to associate with literal "scum of the earth"?
Is there any reliable info of Frank Hassle coming to Phil's place?

 

[Kulee Baba]

I find it really interesting from the DM's with how much scheming goes on with him. That's about how the only laughing I can get is how juvenile the scheming is. Just petty little scheming going on with him all the time.

Instead of shower thoughts on some sort of self-reflection:
"I robbed the Casino? That was really fuckin cringe and gay. Why did I have RTU come on and think he would join me? Man I'm fucking gay, and cringe. I shouldn't do that anymore"

He instead schemes
"I'll get Ralph on Smark Guyx because I hold grudges like a mother fucker and the boys at the casino hate that guy"
"Minecraft movie....Minecraft will be popular again soon...What if Minecraft will have a special fast food? Maybe I can eat Minecraft Fastfood, while playing Minecraft, and get drunk! That will be my next goal!"

And of course we got another FELT TROLLS I CAN DO ANYTHING AND NO DRAMA STILL GET GOALS chant today like he was reading a script. A type of script you would see DSP tell PPP in dms where they both fuck eachother in the ass then turn around to the crowd and DX crotch chop people and it would be epic.

Okay so has Youtube TOS become less gay and cringe because I’m dying to find out if Phil is dumb enough to stream live there with Ethan Ralph?

Is Ralph really mentally there to self censor? Wouldn’t one pig screaming NIGGER or FAGGOT be enough for Phil’s precious youtube account to be banned for a week or more? Even Warski and PPP are terrified that they could mess their business up if they don’t censor themselves or their Kahntent.

 

[Doomguy]

Getting emotionally invested in a cow is the ultimate form of brain suicide. Weapons-grade retardation. You should hate Phil as a person because he's an annoying smug retarded weenie who deserves a swift kick in the ass. We all know people like that so it's cathartic to watch one self-destruct everything in his life, live on camera for a 17 year begacy. The moment you actually give a shit about his finances or who donates to him or what he does with the money or start wishing him real ill will or stand up yourself as morally superior, you've lost track of the plot. Touch grass, kill yourself, etc.

I do think the lore is important because Phil is a creature of cycles and to understand his cycles requires understanding of the lore. I don't just mean the broad cycles or detractor memes which anyone understands but also all his tics and habits and even pronunciation (listen to how he says -"ity" in a word like "liquidity", it's so weird and specific and catches my attention every single time). Phil as a historical cow rewards thoughtful attention and lore knowledge and then you also get to watch a retard get mad at a videogame a grade schooler could figure out.

DSP is like tuning in to a random episode of a soap that's been running for 50 seasons every weekday. If you jump in the middle then none of it makes sense, if you know none of the lore then none of it matters and there's nothing to get. I can't really blame Null or tourists for not getting it. Other cows are funnier but Phil is an acquired taste for the discerning autist.

Oh and who cares what the Kino Casino guys did. They aren't active users of this forum and are professional trolls. We have to keep our distance from them as much as Phil. Let the drama flow and watch. That's all any of us can or should do.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Does gout count as a disability?

Phil has said he cured his gout with cherry juice.

 

[Doomguy]

Phil has said he cured his gout with cherry juice.

This is actually true. You change your diet to include cherries / cherry juice or equivalent nutrition supplements, taking ibuprofen, and cutting out whatever was causing the gout flare-up. You ever see the episode of KOTH where Bobby gets gout from eating organ meats? You can still eat like a sloppy pigroach as long as you're avoiding specific trigger foods. Of course you don't CURE gout, you just send it into remission, but that's functionally the same thing to most people.

Phil's disability is he's a retard.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Getting emotionally invested in a cow is the ultimate form of brain suicide. Weapons-grade retardation. You should hate Phil as a person because he's an annoying smug retarded weenie who deserves a swift kick in the ass. We all know people like that so it's cathartic to watch one self-destruct everything in his life, live on camera for a 17 year begacy. The moment you actually give a shit about his finances or who donates to him or what he does with the money or start wishing him real ill will or stand up yourself as morally superior, you've lost track of the plot. Touch grass, kill yourself, etc.

I do think the lore is important because Phil is a creature of cycles and to understand his cycles requires understanding of the lore. I don't just mean the broad cycles or detractor memes which anyone understands but also all his tics and habits and even pronunciation (listen to how he says -"ity" in a word like "liquidity", it's so weird and specific and catches my attention every single time). Phil as a historical cow rewards thoughtful attention and lore knowledge and then you also get to watch a retard get mad at a videogame a grade schooler could figure out.

DSP is like tuning in to a random episode of a soap that's been running for 50 seasons every weekday. If you jump in the middle then none of it makes sense, if you know none of the lore then none of it matters and there's nothing to get. I can't really blame Null or tourists for not getting it. Other cows are funnier but Phil is an acquired taste for the discerning autist.

To use your Soap Opera analogy I get the resentment of Kino Casino’s Gayops. Your show just got rebooted entirely new showrunners, they even killed off the fan favorite Derich. And then you got KC viewers like me telling you guys to shut up. Okay sorry for being a bully but I still think offtopic Null feuding belongs in the meta thread.

Here’s to hoping the Sektur arc is a beautiful trainwreck. Still in disbelief the pigroach could be daring.

 

[Kheapathic]

The "Kino Casino saga" propably was the most entertaining saga since the "bankruptcy saga" (atleast to me).
The oncoming "Sektur saga" seems promising, but likely will be very chaotic and could also turn out to be very boring.
Not sure what Phil is expecting or is he this oblivious and mad to associate with literal "scum of the earth"?
Is there any reliable info of Frank Hassle coming to Phil's place?

It was the most entertaining, because Phil is so fucking vaccuous, he needs an outside source to get anything (that isn't yelling about money) to happen. The most entertaining thing to me about Kat, is the sperg who paid to fuck her sister Jenna and the Null sound clip telling DSP he can't unfuck his sister; before that, it was the sick mother-fucker on the Internet, called Tevin bit on Halloween. As much as people joke about her being downstairs and crying, a horse, and Phil pretty much saying she's a retard who breaks everything, Kat really isn't that interesting. One of the biggest fucking changes in Phil's life, and it's more about the shit that surrounds her than the person herself. I also don't think The Sektur is gonna last long; Ralph may be able to behave for at least a stream, but he'll get complacent, inebriated, and start dropping slurs; but Phil says he doesn't want to be a drama channel, and is either truthfully unaware, or trying to ignore what's obvious to hit back at The Casino. All I've heard of Hassle, is someone on Twitter, who I can't remember (good job, I know) saying Hassle has a gate code; but that's it, just a rumor, and while I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, you don't want it to be telegraphed, you want true and honest surprise behavior.

 

[Doomguy]

Your show just got rebooted entirely new showrunners, they even killed off the fan favorite Derich. And then you got KC viewers like me telling you guys to shut up.

The thing is this is par for the course with soap operas, so resenting it is silly.

 

[neger psykolog]

I've seen some of the tweets and discussion and shit null gets for his opinion about this subforum and I think people need some khantext or need to remember something: this subforum and DSP's detractors have almost always been held in an almost universally negative view outside of this subforum on KF for as long as I can remember:

(from 2018 when I tried to find another KF mod to verify a twitter account)

then I offered up the account credentials and tagged a few mods and no one replied because they don't want anything to do with this subforum and the kind of autistic ass candy it attracts

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3128251

Outside of this subforum normal KF users don't like this subforum nor its users for the most part. Here's a 7 page thread of people almost universally shitting on this subforum, and that was made in late 2024.

Like seriously. They are generally some of the most miserable faggots on the forum. They complain about forum users coming into their gay retarded subforum, they don't integrate into the forum's culture like the rest of the users, they're hostile to anyone who isn't a part of their shitty little clique of niggers bitching about a channel that has long since peaked, and they have a perpetual log up their fucking ass. Why is the DSP subforum like this?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-are-the-dsp-boards-users-the-most-miserable-on-kiwi-farms.198731/

There's countless posts and threads from people about the same thing dating back to 2018. There's countless different reasons for it. There's countless different defenses for it.

Anyway, that opinion of this subforum has always been around, null is not the first to have it and it is representative of what many older users and people think... and I think the best explanation I have seen is:

They've spent 10+ years waiting for a downfall that never came. The bankruptcy saga broke a lot of them. They invested so much into seeing Phil finally defeated... and it never came. That would drive anyone crazy.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I can answer this for you. Yes, Phil is legitimately that retarded to make this many bad decisions.

In his head, he thinks getting ahead of “bad press” is a “good idea”. DSP is completely incapable of either acting or maintaining a narrative. He is just a very, very stupid person who is scrambling to find ANYONE the KC doesn’t like to have them on.

Phil is just, in a sense, parading around his new boyfriends to make his old ones jealous. Why is he doing this? He’s an old, pathetic faggot.

This is the correct answer. It always is the correct answer for Phil.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I did it, I found the penultimate explanation of DSP:
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That's it, we can close the subforum now. Show's over.

Phil is the guy that has fought 1000 battles, somehow has won them all but is still the victim and the butt of everyone's joke. So weird.

 

[KingofSomething]

Is Ralph really mentally there to self censor? Wouldn’t one pig screaming NIGGER or FAGGOT be enough for Phil’s precious youtube account to be banned for a week or more? Even Warski and PPP are terrified that they could mess their business up if they don’t censor themselves or their Kahntent.

I did think Phil was looking at solid chance of a ban earlier, but thinking about it, he'll most likely just end up getting demonetized unless Ralph goes really hard with the slurs.. Of course there's always the chance that someone at YouTube says "Fuck DSP" and just uses this as an excuse to ban him

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Nothing's gonna happen with Ralph. Ralph isn't banned from being on youtube streams, he's been on many since his mass bannings. Even if Ralph goes fully nigger, Phil was just kick him, edit out the section, and he'll be fine.

Ultimately, I hope Ralph ragepigs at him since we've seen Ralph ragepig at the smallest slight, but I think nothings gonna happen with these streams and Smark Guys will get cancelled after wrestlemania due to low support.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Anytime a thread gets featured retards go bait post it or just don't read anything and post slop and get shit on by the "regulars" so I have no idea why people think it's some unique phenomenon to DSP. Go into a Bossman or Chantal thread during some hype feature and you will get posts like "Why doesn't he just stop when he wins big?" or "I think she is showing the signs of illness X Y and Z! I don't think anyone has mentioned this" Same thing applies to 99% of the threads on this site because there are dozens of different groups of posters only here because wherever they posted before is gone.

DSP is totally defeated he admitted as much in the DM's he can't even leave his fucking house to go meet Hulk Hogan all expenses paid, it's over we won and now we are just enjoying his descent into insanity and await the stream where he announces his parents wrote him out of their will for his cousin. All I can say is just ignore the fucking spergs dropping shitposts or bait and you will have a much better time.