DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Everyone has a different level of tolerance for DSP's bullshit. I personally prefer not giving DSP the chance to make money off me at all. That's the limit, though - Any further and we cross into whatever mindset Fred Fuchs had when it came to Phil.
The moralfaggotry of his Detractors is more annoying bullshit than anything Phil has ever put out. That's saying something. Since phil does nothing but complain with Oblivion NPC level takes on everything while bullshiting about not being a whining alcoholic all day.

If you feel the need to not only point out that you are "so much better than phil", but then try to make money off a detractor channel with nothing but personal commentary clickbait, you are just as bad as phil and just as exploitative of his dents by proxy.
 
The more he can feign victim and suffering, the more money he gets.
You should care about this a lot less.

He is insane. Insane people are fun to watch and laugh at. Trolls will never go away. Troll tips will never go away. Paypigs who exclusively support him for attention or clout will never go away.

The quicker you get used to the fact he'll never fade into obscurity while streaming to 3 people, the less seething we'll see from people like you
nothing but personal commentary clickbait, you are just as bad as phil and just as exploitative of his dents by proxy.
No i don't think a guy who's making fun of another guy who is objectively garbage is just as bad as him because he puts ads on his videos he makes in his free time. That's an impossibly gay thing to say. And the whole "just as bad as fill" thing needs to stop because it's never true, unless we talk about someone like ReviewTechUSA.

Matter of fact, I think everything should make money off him because it pisses him off to no end. I don't care if doody will clickbait DSP having cancer since I don't watch doody's faggy videos.

I do agree the moralfagging SUCKS, but only a few people I've seen go hard into it, AND THEY'RE ALWAYS BORING. I'm not watching Steve's 20 hour video on Jasper to hear about Steve's back issues and how they're AKCHUALLY WORSE THAN PHILLS it's it hurts and also Kat is a slave locked up in the basement. Who the fuck thinks this is entertaining?
 
The decline is slow, but it is there. Like you can see it whenever he attempts to do something "new". He needs the money and as i previously stated, he will start doing stuff that previously he would have never done. The lego streams are in the horizon although i feel they wont last long not because of the money that the dents will probably throw, but because he will be made fun of, more than normally. His ego wont be able to take it and he will eventually stop doing it.
Agree the decline is there, but remember that he had a similar decline last year where he was down to averaging "only" $130 a day in tips...but then tips went up again in the first half of this year to $160-$180 a day. Now he's slid back to where he was last fall.

When he's down to averaging less than $100 a day total, then I'll believe he's finally on his way out.
 
If you feel the need to not only point out that you are "so much better than phil", but then try to make money off a detractor channel with nothing but personal commentary clickbait, you are just as bad as phil and just as exploitative of his dents by proxy.
I don't think anyone's moralfagging here, or talking about being better than phil. I am going to assume you're an older account who's remade for whatever reason this year, and as a result you probably remember that for the better part of a decade it said precisely that, that if you think you need to say you are better than DSP you're probably the same or worse. It's just kind of pathetic as an act.
But that isn't really responsive to the claim at hand I was making. It's gay as shit to be a dipshit in his chat while many are such hardcore weens they're praying for his downfall, often to the point of malding openly. You are helping him. It's just retarded as fuck.
 
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The moralfaggotry of his Detractors is more annoying bullshit than anything Phil has ever put out. That's saying something. Since phil does nothing but complain with Oblivion NPC level takes on everything while bullshiting about not being a whining alcoholic all day.

If you feel the need to not only point out that you are "so much better than phil", but then try to make money off a detractor channel with nothing but personal commentary clickbait, you are just as bad as phil and just as exploitative of his dents by proxy.
Never heard of this since the DSP detractor explosion a while ago. I don't remember present-day detractors doing this sort of stuff. Also arguably Wings has suffered from even worse trolls.
 
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DesperateSydePhil again tonight. No gunner glasses, sadly.

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This might be one of his grossest begs. Like I dont care if you are sick of asking, its the only way you get money, so keep groveling.

Like his authority fetish is disgusting. He thinks he is in a position to be sick of doing anything to his audience. But alas nope asshole, you are in thrall to them. At the whims of an audience of retards.

Every once in awhile when he talks like that I am tempted to tell him I will give him a crisp $100 bill. If he begs. Just hat in hand, grovels and asks nicely for it. Wonder how much longer itll take before he would consider it.
 
This might be one of his grossest begs. Like I dont care if you are sick of asking, its the only way you get money, so keep groveling.

Like his authority fetish is disgusting. He thinks he is in a position to be sick of doing anything to his audience. But alas nope asshole, you are in thrall to them. At the whims of an audience of retards.

Every once in awhile when he talks like that I am tempted to tell him I will give him a crisp $100 bill. If he begs. Just hat in hand, grovels and asks nicely for it. Wonder how much longer itll take before he would consider it.

He would not have been ended up here if he were to produce any quality content to begin with. Instead he spends most of this streams sucking at games and screaming "MASH JAB BEATS EVERYTHING" or "I CANNOT MOVE". It's a vicious cycle really.
 
Agree the decline is there, but remember that he had a similar decline last year where he was down to averaging "only" $130 a day in tips...but then tips went up again in the first half of this year to $160-$180 a day. Now he's slid back to where he was last fall.

When he's down to averaging less than $100 a day total, then I'll believe he's finally on his way out.
Desperate Phil is by far the most entertaining Phil. Enjoy his decline in revenue and mental health while his mobile addiction consumes him

He wants financial asspats for playing well with Dhalsim. He thinks it's like when he got a treat for turning in a good report card to his parents. :story:
Let me guess. An anonymous dent saved the day at the last minute
 
He would not have been ended up here if he were to produce any quality content to begin with.
Well thats not true. The AVGN has a thread. Plenty of good creators wind up here. Now he might not have a whole fucking sub forum. But. Man this really highlights how hard he has just dropped the ball. Jesus.
 
So Phil's finances this year have been pretty dire he has made 27k in tips and probably 20k on Youtube (high estimate). He has spent about 20k on WWE champions which supplants my theory about him using the Youtube money for the mortgage and compulsory bills. He is constantly on back payments for his tax meaning he is burning future money. I do have a suspicion that he may be asking his parents for money because we know he door dashes everything and I think he has finagled a lie to them it helps cover Khet. He is absolutely living his worst life too.

He does not realize how fucked he is yet though and Phil's roach luck will be outsmarted by simple economics. For Renton you need about 120k annually to be "fine" it's expensive though. Phil's issue will be when it dries up and it will hit fucking fast. The house is in a state of disrepair entire rooms need refitting and so will his kitchen. He will need to fork up an easily 50k because remember there are multiple damp spots around the house that have advanced nicely. On top of that because his income he will be denied re-financing because its too risky. Banks are no way near as forgiving especially on refinancing. Even when he sells he needs to surrender part of the sale to the condo people and cover the 85% he has not paid yet. He will barely have 100k left if that and even pumping that into a deposit is pointless because his stable source of income is gone.

Something is up with the whales the like 2 he clearly has left, the economist in me wants to say they too have been inflicted by the woes of economic despair but the schitzo in me thinks they are getting bored. Owning the trolls is rather fruitless if the chief response is "yes, Phil got $50." Plus Phil goes on tirades for free so why bother.

I do feel sorry for Jayde though he is actually the innocent in all of this.
 
Well thats not true. The AVGN has a thread. Plenty of good creators wind up here. Now he might not have a whole fucking sub forum. But. Man this really highlights how hard he has just dropped the ball. Jesus.
Those were very explicitly doing constructive stuff before dropping the ball though. DSP has NEVER done anything constructive, if at anything he was already insane and was just getting worse after the "a decade of failure" documentary hit. There is a difference between 2016 DSP compared to SF6/Elden Ring era DSP (Unsure if he used to be this insane, but I never saw him looking that pissed off like during his start-of-year Yakuza rant as well).
 
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