DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

Pope died from nothing (probably somebody spawned behind him)

And Phil didn't hit any goals

It's almost like a double-whammie guys!

 

[00R-Gundam]

Arent we near the end of the month. Dents are dry until their checks come in

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I do think Phil is going to respond to the dropping viewership. So what’s the pivot? Bloodsports with detractors? I can’t think of any avenue of drama left otherwise.

Phil even realizes that every time he does drama and detractor crap, he gradually loses his core base of dents in the long run.

They're probably getting a board meeting tomorrow though, so the pahdcast will get views.

 

[Crooked 16th]

"Today is just a bad day first the Pope dies then Phil doesn't hit the goals on stream, What else could happen?"

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Reminder that Blue Prince and Disco Elysium are two paid for playthroughs where one whale alone will throw money to hit the goal.

 

[Elbe]

Too big to upload but if you get the chance watch the last half-hour of his $70 Atomfall finale stream - a chill hang-out session featuring desperation, frustration, betrayal; it's all there.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

>re-up your membership while complaining that Phil begs too much and is unwatchable
MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE.

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If this kind of response to someone giving him money for almost four years doesn't wake up some dents, I don't know what possibly could. Holy fucking shit this response is slimy. "You don't contribute" to a guy who has been contributing for 47 straight months. Actually insane.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

>re-up your membership while complaining that Phil begs too much and is unwatchable
MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE.

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By this gout logic, you're supposed to reward the excessive begging that turned 672 (cuck, faggot) off from the stream in the first place. Amazing lawgic, Phil. It never dawns on this retarded polack that, perhaps by not begging excessively, he'd get more $upport. Suffer a thousand deaths, beggar pig.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Snort clipped all the begging and tantrum tonight.

By this gout logic, you're supposed to reward the excessive begging that turned 672 (cuck, faggot) off from the stream in the first place. Amazing lawgic, Phil. It never dawns on this retarded polack that, perhaps by not begging excessively, he'd get more $upport. Suffer a thousand deaths, beggar pig.

He tried not begging for a single stream a month ago and people didn't support! Ask and you shall receive. He has to beg, st00pid!

Reminder that Blue Prince and Disco Elysium are two paid for playthroughs where one whale alone will throw money to hit the goal.

I think he'll be done with Blue Prince in another 1-3 streams even if he's getting whaled out. He's gonna hit the RNG wall soon.

 

[Iron Father]

Damn, he farted a really loud on stream. He didnt hide it, even leaned to the side so the fart gas can come out better.

 

[millais]

The new microphone can pick up farts and snorts better?

 

[Grease Fountain]

Hehe funny title

 

[neger psykolog]

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I don't remember seeing this in his pre-show reel before. This might actually be the gayest slide yet, and that's counting the "ally" one that was literally gay.

In 2017-2019 there were prestream slides that were like a thousand times more faggier than that. He'd accept literally anything as prestream art.

 

[Elbe]

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

DSP trying to abandon gaming has flopped every time he's tried it. ReAck content? Banned. DSPolitics? Banned. DSP Throwback? Banned. Kino Casino? Banned. Smark sguys? Effectively dead. DSP smells it? Stillborn. The only non gaming content DSP space Gaming can do is where he stuffs his fat face on camera, and that's only entertaining due to the faces he makes when he eats, like he's some scavenger predator feasting on roadkill before something bigger can eat him.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

i dont know if its impressive or disappointing DSP managed to keep Ralph sober for the stream.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I love how everyone else feels natural and actually interested in what they are talking about and Phil just keeps eye fucking himself on OBS

This is my listening animation

He doesn't even have those unironically funny commentary these days, every single non-fighting game gaming stream he has is either him fighting his viewers, him claiming how mich he has "changed for the better" or him begging for money.

At this point I am not suprised that his standard stream behavior nowadays is the exact same way he interacted with Howard and John Rambo a decade ago.

Was watching Atomfall earlier and since he finally was playing a videogame that required some actual videogame-like-style-esque problem solving, he was whining at every interaction he could. Sometimes it gets too much you have to turn it off. It's funny when he dies but the man is complaining about having to use his brain.

The only funny thing coming from Phil is a rare message mentioning how their boyfriend topped them for Easter or how to fix a cable that involved shoving it up his ass.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

His live viewership is quite significant. Last year he was about 300 live, but with the amounts mentioned earlier, it means he has lost about 30% of his live audience. I kid you not, by the end of this year at this rate, he is going to be at 100 live.

As for his whales, he is making goals at the moment, but it is not only unsustainable, but also not worth the effort. Phil is too boring. If you whale on someone like PWR, he has an organic response. This response means different whaling attempts yield a different response each time, unlike Phil's, which is "thanks."

Do not forget that he banned most of these for really petty reasons. Case in point Iron Chief Sakai and King B Cruel. Also he makes it very clear that the moment you give him legit advice on video games you get banned, you tell him that his opponent is good you get banned, the moment you call him out of any moment he goes self-pity mode you will be banned, in all of this situations he is very clearly displaying genuine anger.

He banned most of the remaining people who watched him and declared they are never coming back, he gets no new viewers or contributors because no sane man is going to help him (they know the consequences), and he delusionally wonders why are people no longer coming to his streams.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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[Sampi]

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Damn watching this i feel ashamed for not supporting