DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BowlyChan]

I'm assuming he doesn't have the necessary prerequisites to just preorder a Switch 2 directly from Nintendo. That would be having an active Nintendo Switch Online member for over a year and a minimum of 50 total gameplay hours.

 

[DerpyPunch]

He's planning on playing Expedition 33 today right? i just played that game for a bit and that games combat is unforgiving, parry windows are so tight that missing one in some fights just insta kills you, hes gonna wage quit it if not we might get a classic rage quit.

 

[Digger10]

I think this mouth drooler took Phil’s Switch 2s

https://youtu.be/8sjhjFOw4Ok?si=8WhuFL3y_pIO3OJb

Damn youtube is an old bitch.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

He's planning on playing Expedition 33 today right? i just played that game for a bit and that games combat is unforgiving, parry windows are so tight that missing one in some fights just insta kills you, hes gonna wage quit it if not we might get a classic rage quit.

Yes, you can see it in the title of his upcoming stream. Should be a very salty day combined with missing the S2 preorder.

I'm assuming he doesn't have the necessary prerequisites to just preorder a Switch 2 directly from Nintendo. That would be having an active Nintendo Switch Online member for over a year and a minimum of 50 total gameplay hours.

I could see him paying for NSO, but playing games? No way.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I can't wait for the SNEEDcast and how butthurt spoiled baby Phil is about Walmart cancelling his Switch 2 purchase. We all know trust fund tranny will buy him one anyway.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

On the one hand, cancelling his order would count as pozloading my negholep so shouldn't be condoned. On the other, it's really, really funny.

Edit - that autocorrect is a new one to me

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I can't wait for the SNEEDcast and how butthurt spoiled baby Phil is about Walmart cancelling his Switch 2 purchase. We all know trust fund tranny will buy him one anyway.

I'm saying, trust fund tranny gave him $1800 to buy two of them a couple weeks ago, didn't it? Too bad Phil blew it on WWEC that same night.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

On the one hand, cancelling his order would count as pozloading my negholep so shouldn't be condoned. On the other, it's really, really funny.

As is 90% of glass tapping. We're so far removed from forcing Chris Chan to shove a medalian up her ass. Everyone rightly called the bank leaks out as being a crime. As long as no one goes that far or announces to the world about their pig OP's I'm seeing less and less of a problem with it. I mean for fuck sake PPP just had 8 months of window tapping and no one said dick because it resulted in ha-ha's. Have your fun.

Shalom.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Everyone rightly called the bank leaks out as being a crime.

doesn't make it less funny though, also gave us irrefutable proof of his addictions

Chris Chan to shove a medalian up her ass

her

nigger, really?

 

[Comma]

The gold dust will be of the finest quality today.

 

[RougeRed]

Also one comment made me think it wasn't a troll but his own stupidity (nothing new here though): apparently Walmart is trying to stop scalping so you can't order more then one Switch 2. So what would happen if yourder more then 1 or place 2 orders under your name? BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED! GONE! FOREVER!

Phil actually claimed that him sitting there clicking refresh was him "working his butt off" to get a Switch 2. I really try not to let Phil make me MATI but every now and then he does/says something that just immediately crawls right under my fucking skin.

 

[Soylent Dora]

doesn't make it less funny though, also gave us irrefutable proof of his addictions



nigger, really?

As is 90% of glass tapping. We're so far removed from forcing Chris Chan to shove a medalian up her ass. Everyone rightly called the bank leaks out as being a crime. As long as no one goes that far or announces to the world about their pig OP's I'm seeing less and less of a problem with it. I mean for fuck sake PPP just had 8 months of window tapping and no one said dick because it resulted in ha-ha's. Have your fun.

Shalom.

Phil did gay ops, that's the official story from the pigs mouth. So while I stand by not touching the cow, I see it as no different than any other gay op, 24 hour dooder, Ralphamale actions - You reap what you sow.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil actually claimed that him sitting there clicking refresh was him "working his butt off" to get a Switch 2. I really try not to let Phil make me MATI but every now and then he does/says something that just immediately crawls right under my fucking skin.

Well you could say he put his diablo skills to good use but he played it with a controller like a fucking pleb. So SUFFA Phil as Triple P (you know the drill) says. Also as I predicted the Kcx guys clowned on Phil for the Switch 2 shenanigans. Maybe next time Phil, do this whole rigamarole OFFLINE like you are supposed to.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

His orders were almost certainly canceled because he broke TOS by ordering two units. However, TDV can be claimed because he showed his order number like a retard. Phil now gets to play the victim and detractors get to laugh. Everybody wins. Phil is a generous King.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I hope that he concocts some insane fucking narrative on today's Copecast, both of the two most likely scenarios (troll cancelled the orders because he revealed the order number or he got flagged as a scalper by Walmart for ordering more than one unit) stem from him being a dumbass and making a mistake but he doesn't want to hold that L since he believes himself to be always right.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The thing I don't understand is that his best buy one he didn't show the number on the screen and he said he ordered it with a different card. So was he lying about getting it so he could look like a good guy and say he might give it away.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

The thing I don't understand is that his best buy one he didn't show the number on the screen and he said he ordered it with a different card. So was he lying about getting it so he could look like a good guy and say he might give it away.

The Guy™ lies sometimes. I know, it breaks my heart too.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The thing I don't understand is that his best buy one he didn't show the number on the screen and he said he ordered it with a different card. So was he lying about getting it so he could look like a good guy and say he might give it away.

He got both from Walmart, he mentioned Best Buy as another site he attempted to preorder from but according to the pig's mowlth he ordered bowlth from Walmart. Timestamp is 0:56.

 

[detractorzer0]

The entire thing is autistic as fuck anyway. He doesn't need a new Switch, let alone two. He was one of the most vocal people talking shit about the Switch 2 but now he NEEDS two of them?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

The entire thing is autistic as fuck anyway. He doesn't need a new Switch, let alone two. He was one of the most vocal people talking shit about the Switch 2 but now he NEEDS two of them?

His wife will probably try to order doordash off the thing day 1.