DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[INirvana]

Well, he won and is on a two win streak but he's only Ultra Platinum. He really is pretty mediocre lol

Mind you, this is a guy playing against athena, kyo, s-groove against his top tier team as well.He's really ass for not getting these wins better

 

[shekelshoah666]

Some fucking S-Groove Hero is putting Phil through the ringer. He eventually ran to all top-tiers (Vega, Cammy, Blanka.2) and still managed to lose against this dude. Come on Phil, just put a gun in your mouth already.

Based dude just playing with his team and his groove not giving a fuck. DSP rolling into Athena's super was incredible lol.

 

[Kheapathic]

Based dude just playing with his team and his groove not giving a fuck. DSP rolling into Athena's super was incredible lol.

That's also why I say his brain doesn't align with what his hands do (or vice versa, I dunno). He think he rolled forward, yet went back. Whether because he's not familiar with the points in his fightstick (from not using it enough) or some other reason, he doesn't seem to know where the stick starts to register the diagonals. It happens one way in his brain, but his hands do something else, and instead of blaming a number of things, it's the netcode, because the Cannon Brothers are assholes.

Edit: Guess I should squeeze it in here as well; earlier he erroneously called Chun-Li's flip a charge move. Far as I can remember, her flip was always a down-forward+HK, no charge required. He's losing his fucking mind. And now he's shit talking someone he apparently knew from back in the day; you're fucking bad Phil, the dude has twice your points, you're being carried by choosing top tiers while he fucks around with his own team (Joe, Morrigan, Yamazaki).

 

[Cucktry Roads]

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"I got a ten dollar tip, finally!"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Mind you, this is a guy playing against athena, kyo, s-groove against his top tier team as well.He's really ass for not getting these wins better

I don't think Chun or Guile are that great, but yeah, Vega and Blanka are. I think Athena is underrated, but Kyo is pretty bad.

Guess I should squeeze it in here as well; earlier he erroneously called Chun-Li's flip a charge move. Far as I can remember, her flip was always a down-forward+HK, no charge required. He's losing his fucking mind. And now he's shit talking someone he apparently knew from back in the day; you're fucking bad Phil, the dude has twice your points, you're being carried by choosing top tiers while he fucks around with his own team (Joe, Morrigan, Yamazaki).

Correct, Chun's flip isn't charge. He apparently just talks out his ass a lot, especially about blocking. He was eating overheads like crazy and bitching about it while crouching.

Yamazaki is good and I personally struggle against Morrigan, I know people say she's mid though.

And does this dude have no shame? He's begging for money hard and is so entitled, why the fuck would anyone give him a penny?!

 

[Kheapathic]

Yamazaki is good and I personally struggle against Morrigan, I know people say she's mid though.

I wouldn't call teams out so much; if Phil didn't get pissed then run to the S-Tiers. He seems to be in some mindset where he'll play with what he wants, but with Blanka in anchor; and if he starts to lose, he runs to Vega and then eventually Cammy. Yamazaki has good stuff and as evidenced tonight, Morrigan has tricks with her dash; but Phil had to run to tiers and then start talking shit. on top of all the "this wouldn't work offline." Phil, you're a tier whore and you haven't played anything publicly offline in at least a decade, when you moved to Washington, damn where has the time gone.

It wasn't too long ago, I remember someone in his chat asking why doesn't he play Power Stone, and what's Phil's response; "no one played that competitively." He is so far up his ass, trying to uphold some fiction where he was some contender. He bitches about online play, but wants to gobble up all those points while bitching about stuff that wouldn't work offline. He's not some former athlete who was in a bad accident that left him wheelchair bound and so he's unable to go out and do things he enjoys; he's some fucked in the head retard who's living on a glory that wasn't even real.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Damn I wasn't expecting him to miss a goal this quickly after coming back I was for sure he would have a 5-10 day streak of hitting goals glad to see were back to business as usual

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I bet he's seething right now. He missed 12 steams, which would've been $1800 bucks and expected the dents is really shell out. They did, but only to the tune of 495 on the first stream, and only 92 on the night stream. Although, I'd be willing to bet mommy paid him to spend time with her. But you could really hear his anger tonight at the lack of support and half his money was just the dents rallying last minute to make sure this wasn't a disaster stream.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Damn I wasn't expecting him to miss a goal this quickly after coming back I was for sure he would have a 5-10 day streak of hitting goals glad to see were back to business as usual

seems like a lot of weens maxed out their moms' credit cards on the first stream (expect for the "epic troll" who donated 15 bucks to call the "trolls" losers) I have been felted. tbh it surprised me too. usually terminal online 'tards will donate to phil, if they think it's going to be a crash out or something. it's bad when the weens stop giving him money

 

[Moar Krabs]

I bet he's seething right now. He missed 12 steams, which would've been $1800 bucks and expected the dents is really shell out. They did, but only to the tune of 495 on the first stream, and only 92 on the night stream. Although, I'd be willing to bet mommy paid him to spend time with her. But you could really hear his anger tonight at the lack of support and half his money was just the dents rallying last minute to make sure this wasn't a disaster stream.

Maybe they feel cheated cause Phil took an entire week off only for him to be all "it's none of your business" maybe it will force him to squeal and reveal everything

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Maybe they feel cheated cause Phil took an entire week off only for him to be all "it's none of your business" maybe it will force him to squeal and reveal everything

nah, the dents/weens don't care. they just want to throw money at him. these people aren't bright

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

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It's ok Mazzi, we don't need you to tell us that you're slow when you have a crown by your name that screams to everyone in chat that you're a fucking retard.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

That's also why I say his brain doesn't align with what his hands do (or vice versa, I dunno). He think he rolled forward, yet went back. Whether because he's not familiar with the points in his fightstick (from not using it enough) or some other reason, he doesn't seem to know where the stick starts to register the diagonals. It happens one way in his brain, but his hands do something else, and instead of blaming a number of things, it's the netcode, because the Cannon Brothers are assholes.

He just fucks up and doesn't want to admit it. Like when he says "I'm not doing anything" and the screen says "counter hit, counter hit, counter hit".
I could make a 10 minute video of him walking forward, getting hit, and him saying "I was blahking!".
Rewatch when he rolls back into Athenas super and you'll hear his hooves slamming into his joystick. He panics way too much and fucks up.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I wouldn't call teams out so much; if Phil didn't get pissed then run to the S-Tiers. He seems to be in some mindset where he'll play with what he wants, but with Blanka in anchor; and if he starts to lose, he runs to Vega and then eventually Cammy. Yamazaki has good stuff and as evidenced tonight, Morrigan has tricks with her dash; but Phil had to run to tiers and then start talking shit. on top of all the "this wouldn't work offline." Phil, you're a tier whore and you haven't played anything publicly offline in at least a decade, when you moved to Washington, damn where has the time gone.

He was fighting some top tiers too though, Sagat at the end, and he honestly picked him apart until he got hit with a stray super. His excuses are stupid though, I've literally never heard so many rapid-fire, piss poor excuses from a person ever.

It wasn't too long ago, I remember someone in his chat asking why doesn't he play Power Stone, and what's Phil's response; "no one played that competitively." He is so far up his ass, trying to uphold some fiction where he was some contender. He bitches about online play, but wants to gobble up all those points while bitching about stuff that wouldn't work offline. He's not some former athlete who was in a bad accident that left him wheelchair bound and so he's unable to go out and do things he enjoys; he's some fucked in the head retard who's living on a glory that wasn't even real.

Does he pretend to be a pro or something? That's asinine lol

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Like I've said many times before, people need to gaslight him into doing inputs on screen.

 

[INirvana]

Like I've said many times before, people need to gaslight him into doing inputs on screen.

You know what the excuse will be
'' yeah this app is not displaying my inputs correctly, bugged or something''

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

$90 on his second stream back after a week away.

Gyet Fyucked, Dave!!

PS @neger psykolog I’ll do $60 tomorrow in Kick subs on the day stream if you’ll do $50 in superchats.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He was fighting some top tiers too though, Sagat at the end, and he honestly picked him apart until he got hit with a stray super. His excuses are stupid though, I've literally never heard so many rapid-fire, piss poor excuses from a person ever.


Does he pretend to be a pro or something? That's asinine lol

He acts like Mario Kart World is a competitive racing game and that it's bullshit that skill doesn't matter because of items (the skill gap in that game is fucking gigantic between DSP and an actual good player)

Also if DSP wanted to play real players with better connections he would go to Fightcade the cope about his IP being able to be leaked is dumb anyone can fucking find his IP who plays him in the current collections if they really wanted to or he could just use a VPN.

He does not want to play actual good players just beat up on shitters while crying about rollback netcode or his 3rd joystick in 2 years breaking (not actually broken he just can't do inputs)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You know what the excuse will be
'' yeah this app is not displaying my inputs correctly, bugged or something''

He already pretty much did this excuse when people were pointing out that you could download the replays of his matches in SF6 and see him mashing inputs like a spazz. He said that the "input reader" is wrong and blamed the Cannon brothers because of RAWL-BAYOUCK NEKOOOOOO!