DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Neil]

Confident Phil is the funniest Phil. He's at his most aggressive when he feels like the world has his back.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

God, the energy used for these mental gymnastics could power a small Indonesian village for a year.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This was worth sitting through the whole King arc to watch Phil get humbled and humiliated.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Like many people, I was skeptical when Triple P and Sir Andy were brought on as the new showrunners for Season 16.
Terrible choices like reacting to the whole Joon the King documentary instead of only select portions as he had planned before Kino Casino, confessing to the YEARS of lying about WWE Champions, to today's disastrous attempt to extract an apology out of Stuttering Craig wouldn't have been made without the Kino Casino and their group of very open velcro wallets.
Yes, King Smugsydephil is obnoxious and grating, but clearly the Kino Casino and the slow adults that follow them gaslighting Mr. Darksyde to the point where he had the unearned confidence to make the blunders he has been doing this week was the right choice.
*GOLF CLAP*

How would the detectors feel if KC didnt make them breakfast yesterday?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I can’t believe Phil was as confident as he was. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen somebody spiral like Phil did in this stream. Also wild that Sidecrollers of all places has generated my now two favorite pieces of content involving DSP.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

He is still lying, pretending that Craig insulted him "out of nowhere".
"DOOD I never insulted his character what is he talking about"

Another Andy Warhol moment. Does he have early Alzheimers or is it delusion?

 

[Moths]

Proves DSP really needs a cohost to tard wrangle his sperging so he's not fucking unbearable while doing interview shit

 

[buttmunch]

lol phil really miscalculated this one, hope he keeps swinging up though, such a weird cope about how he was going to totally true and honestly reveal the troooooth back then totally guys he just didn't check his gosh darn email, c'mon nigger

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

I can’t believe Phil was as confident as he was. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen somebody spiral like Phil did in this stream. Also wild that Sidecrollers of all places has generated my now two favorite pieces of content involving DSP.

I think it's the main reason why I love Phil so much, he is so delusional that there is no shred of doubt in his head that he felted Craig in that interview.

 

[johnkimble123]

Craig needs to simply say "Fuck off" with today's interview.

I disagree. Phil is out of his fuckin skull right now. Getting pressed by any normal-style is gonna result in something really funny. I can feel it in my bones!

Why not both!

 

[myone]

Proves DSP really needs a cohost to tard wrangle his sperging so he's not fucking unbearable while doing interview shit

You're right. Gee, I wonder why he doesn't have a cohost... or friends...

 

[Balr0g]

Exactly why phil ended up hiding in bathrooms and crying in parking lots during fighting game tournaments. Still zero integrity 20 years later.

Imagine having Jaha and Phil on the same call. There was only one instance when Jaha was so pissed he called Alphaism radio which he never did just to tell Phil to shut the fuck up and that nobody likes him because he is a snitch

 

[Poo Twister]

I dipped after the interview so haven't seen any of Phil's cope. That interview was like a comedy skit, I genuinely thought they were going to reveal it was scripted at the end.

My favourite part was Craig saying he would donate the haters money to a charity of Phil's choice, and Phil was like "No, fuck charity, apologise for not reading my email".

 

[Tears for T]

Dave's decompress stream reaches new levels of pearl clutching pathetic bullshit. Can't the casino freaks just back stab him now. The pig-ego needs to be lowered again. Can hardly look at Dave anymore, the king shtick is beyond cringe.

 

[Cats]

lol his dents are Coping with reckless abandon in livechat. what a bunch of sniveling little ballsucking faggots.

 

[Grease Fountain]

such a weird cope about how he was going to totally true and honestly reveal the troooooth back then totally guys he just didn't check his gosh darn email

He went on and on about that, but I could've sworn he admitted he had no actual intention of sending the info back then. Either he meant just during the interview itself or I completely misheard that.

 

[Mr. Brown]

"I don't know if you know this craig but consensus has changed, people like me now"....

I've never seen a man as delusional as DSP.

 

[dent_whisperer]

"When you have a platform, you have a responsibility to be responsible with that platform."

Phil channeling his inner Kamala Harris

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This was just the Sidescrollers Interview 2: Electric Boogaloo. Astounding that Phil thought this was a good idea.

One of the instances where the sequel meets and possibly surpasses the original.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

apolgy for bad english
where were you wen dspgaming die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"dspgaming is kil"

"no"