DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

POOOSTIVE content already started for this beg-a-thon very meaningful and entertaining 4th of july vest stream

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i genuinely truly cannot fathom what it must be like to have your entire identity revolve around how good you believe yourself to be at an arcade game for children that's over 20 years old. what a life man.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Oh shit, even RimWorld devs are dunking on Phil regularly now:
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https://x.com/Rhopunzel/status/1941166478360993883

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He’s going to lose his fucking mind (once a dent laboriously explains what NAMBLA is).

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

He's literally doing the closet shit again today. Let's place bets is he going to cry again like the last time

 

[Lord_Point]

Also if he really is doing this every year does that mean he's gonna clean out his closet put all the shit back in there and than next year do it all over again.

Why the fuck would he do that when he can buy all new useless chinese plastic crap every year?

Oh shit, even RimWorld devs are dunking on Phil regularly now:
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https://archive.ph/Z2Bxg

This is why Phil continues to be my favorite lolcow, 99% of the shit that happens to him is unforced errors. Why randomly shit on rim world for no reason? Why call some random sluttly lesbian a slut? Why not support SKG when everyone on the internet is behind it instead of doing his usual fence sitting enlightened centrist act?

Im honestly suprised hes not getting more shit for that last one.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He's at least going to try it once a year and make a big deal about putting this crap on thus (used correctly Phail) proving he doesn't know the definition of the word 'retire'.

He's just going by the pro wrestling definition of "retiring" which means it's ok to come out of it as long as there's money to be made.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

These marathons are always the best (in the worst possible way)

- More dent shekels taken away from retards. Always a dub.
- High expectations from Dave, at least 1k in donos. Throws a bitchfest if it's slow.
- The begathons are just a regular streaming day but without his usual 3 hour break and shaking the tincan twice as loud.
- We get to see the most dogshit slop dsp can produce and more goldust from clips from trolls baiting his dumbass
- Lolcow tendencies and psychology in full force.
- And last but not least, we get reminded that if we ever find ourselves in a situation like this, it's so much better to have lead lodged in firmly between your to cerebral hemispheres. If you happen to have any.

Happy 4th of July and let's hit some goals.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Im honestly suprised hes not getting more shit for that last one.

Jason "Maldavius Figtree" Hall is a more fun punching bag than phil right now, just being awhnest. but yes, he still deserves it, would have been a slam dunk for him and another sopa/pipa thing for him to brag about. literally cannot make the objectively correct choice in any given situation and it's funny as hell

 

[Iron Hamster]

He’s going to lose his fucking mind (once a dent laboriously explains what NAMBLA is).

He should know what it is since there were skits mocking it on Stern. I mean, he's Stern's #1 fan the way he talks.

He's literally doing the closet shit again today. Let's place bets is he going to cry again like the last time

He will def do the fake T cry especially if he thinks the funds are low.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It would be stupid to say I'm not biased against DSP. But sometimes I wonder if I was normal (not a dent or a detractor) and just happened to watch this shit casually, if I would enjoy these segments. Like I watch other content creators sometimes they may say something cringe but not enough to drive me away. But I have to say... from now until I go out to eat dinner, this is some absolute dogshit boring nontent. I would rather be doing anything else.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

It's funny how he always tells his detractors to get a life, go touch grass, seek help from family and friends, while he's the one spending the 4th of July locked in his office, putting on dumbass vests and hats while his bitch wife cooks mediocre food for him, while everyone else is outside hanging with friends and family and enjoying barbecues and fireworks.

I'm so jealous of you, Phil.

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

Milestone hit, time to start drinking

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Christ. His little cope about how Phil thinks he's morally and ethically superior to other content creators was insane, even for him. Other streamers just want your money!!! Come on, dude. And he probably truly believes that shit.

 

[johnkimble123]

Creepy outfits that pander to young people + cheap liquor is not a good look Phil

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Milestone hit, time to start drinking
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Holy fuck he is getting fat lmao.

 

[00R-Gundam]

What are the odds of Dsp turning into OnlyUseMeBlade?

 

[Hectic Heckler]

What are the odds of Dsp turning into OnlyUseMeBlade?

His wife will lose a leg before Bryan or Phil ever do.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

not a good look Phil

I could never conceive of what you could ever mean. Goodbye pokemon vest, you served this rotund style man well.

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

Actual special needs man

 

[Moar Krabs]

What are the odds of Dsp turning into OnlyUseMeBlade?

All that's left is for one of his dents to die visiting him