DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
LMAO time for more fast food since kat can’t cook
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How the fuck do you fuck up crock pot chicken? You throw that shit in the crockpot and if you leave it too long, it's just dry.
"The recipe is awful" So basically the BBQ sauce they decided to use wasn't good or Kat just really fucked up something basically impossible to fuck up.

Also he isn't going to order the Sonics until he hits another goal lmao this dude.
 
How the fuck do you fuck up crock pot chicken? You throw that shit in the crockpot and if you leave it too long, it's just dry.
Phil's words... the BBQ sauce recipe was too vinegary, it was the recipe's fault though
It's very hard to fuck up a BBQ sauce that way unless you put a whole cup of vinegar in it
Or use the wrong vinegar (regular white vs apple cider)
 
Just want to say that this genuine retard threw away the GTAV Collector's Edition money bag that is worth 70USD. He also threw away a SNES controller which can go for 20 dollars. Actual wasteful retard that deserves everything bad that happens to him.
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What does a sealed gta5 hat go for, since phil opened and wore his just for tips goals.
 
Just want to say that this genuine retard threw away the GTAV Collector's Edition money bag that is worth 70USD. He also threw away a SNES controller which can go for 20 dollars. Actual wasteful retard that deserves everything bad that happens to him.
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Kat couldve taken a month off work just to sell all the shit he has thrown away worth money and she would make more $$$ then if she worked.
 
I'll admit, my wife isn't a very good cook either. She's Scottish, amd her way of seasoning food is nonexistent. And that's fine, I like to cook anyways.

However, as small as she is, she would kick me squarely in my nuts if I walked downstairs telling her it was gross and I'm ordering fast food cause I'm hungry.

Waste of money on food, waste of time on Fat Kats part ... she is literally downstairs crying.
 
You could get autographs from the biggest stars in the world for a fraction of the $5000 Phil is charging for an autographed vest. (Yes I know he's "joking".)

Tells you what Phil thinks of himself and his dents.
He's not joking. The payee would never get the vest though. Remember, he can't ship anything because it cost a million dollars to do so.
How the fuck do you fuck up crock pot chicken? You throw that shit in the crockpot and if you leave it too long, it's just dry.
If you believe these tales you might as well start handing him money. You're his target demo. He needs cover so it doesn't seem like he doordashes every day like he does.
 
The dented whales are literally bottomless pits. Over $700 and going already
Phil has cornered the market on 'lonely retards who are too scared to even donate to e-whores for attention'. They throw their SSI at the greasy pig-roach since they feel an innate connection with him.

Not sure what they get out of it though, they are often ignored or just insulted but I guess they get off to that. It was the tax payer's money anyway!
 
I'll admit, my wife isn't a very good cook either. She's Scottish, amd her way of seasoning food is nonexistent. And that's fine, I like to cook anyways.

However, as small as she is, she would kick me squarely in my nuts if I walked downstairs telling her it was gross and I'm ordering fast food cause I'm hungry.

Waste of money on food, waste of time on Fat Kats part ... she is literally downstairs crying.
Yeah but Kat doesn't contribute anything

Too stupid to get a real job or have a career
Too stupid to cook
Too fat to do anything active
Doesn't put out
Is an empty shell of a personality

I guess she'd be great for a tug o war? Or a boat anchor?
 
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