DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Speaking of Leanna, why are some people in detractor chats saying she gave birth to a boy. Are they moulth drooling dunces or what?
its hard to tell because she is wearing layers/jacket but IF she was pregnant, based on the time her Facebook PFP was taken, the baby is either born or about to be born her profile pic will be changed soon to the baby or it would be her cover photo
 
I do find it funny that as soon as Leanna got any actual life experience outside of Phil, he started to hate her. She was probably his last chance to integrate himself into society again; he could've have met Leanna's work friends and maybe made some of his own, but now that he's got Ketamine Kat by his side, he can live his fantasy of sitting in his house all day and occasionally eating fast food.
No, they were done the second the thought of Leanna working real jobs around actual humans happened. Imagine Phil attempting to mingle with her friends. The uncomfortable silence when asking what Phil does for a living. Oh God, what if one of them knows who Phil Burnell is.

The only way a relationship with Phil can work is if he pays for everything and she is content living on Easy Street.
 
Damn he never fucking learns. Last time he shit talked his friends, Rambo and Howard did a 2 hour long expose vlog on him.
He really wants the Leanna sequel to that, huh?
She's long moved on from the pig at this point, and while it would be really funny to see what she says if such a video was made, it's honestly for the best for her that she left the pig behind and kept it that way for nearly a decade.

And to briefly interrupt Dave's coping retcons that make the Truck Sim streams worth it even when whales donate their entire disability funds, get ready for him on today's prestream to go on a big discussion about how Kirby Air Riders look like shit and focus on some autistic detail nobody else cares about and/or word it in such a retarded way that even if you agree that it looks like shit, you'll want to inherently disagree with him.
 
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"I'm aging gracefully."
 
Damn he never fucking learns. Last time he shit talked his friends, Rambo and Howard did a 2 hour long expose vlog on him.
He really wants the Leanna sequel to that, huh?
If you left the Piggy that long ago, and probably living blissfully ignorant of all the things he's been up to and all that surrounds him... why would you willingly expose yourself to that? If she wanted to do that, she would have probably done so by now.
 
Living with him would be the farthest thing possible from easy street. Face it, she's just as broken as he is so they fit together.
As long as Phil streams in his own "office" and you can't hear him, it's not that bad. Phil is a pussy that won't fight back. The worst part is you need to clean up his Doordash messes.
 
As long as Phil streams in his own "office" and you can't hear him, it's not that bad. Phil is a pussy that won't fight back. The worst part is you need to clean up his Doordash messes.
I just imagine standing there watching him for the first time during his 45 minute prescheduled unpacking the groceries segment while he farts and burps 12 times in a row and wondering what the hell you got yourself into.
 
all of the times i went out to drink with my buddies i thought its just us being retarded
i had no idea it was all about gay sex anal rape
thanks DPS, now i know drinking not alone means gay ass rape
No you dunce he retconned that last night. It only took months of bullying for him to realize that, despite his fantasies, spending time with male friends does not mean you want to suck each other off at the end of the night.
Philip refuses to acknowledge Triple Chin was treating him as a lolcow content slave and thus wasn't trying to exploit him for money, he was trying to exploit his doughy, greasy body. The height of delusion.
 
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No, they were done the second the thought of Leanna working real jobs around actual humans happened. Imagine Phil attempting to mingle with her friends. The uncomfortable silence when asking what Phil does for a living. Oh God, what if one of them knows who Phil Burnell is.

Reminder that Pandaree invited a work friend couple over and piggy holed up in his stinky goon cave huffing farts while they hung out downstairs. Severe autism.
 
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