DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

myone said:
This kind of moralfagging to get into Sir Craig's good graces is annoying. You're not going to "win" by out Sir-ing DSP. There's nothing to win.
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I'd agree with this point if the same people weren't also mad about Craig not becoming their avatar of destruction.

Also it's pretty weird to describe not pre-emptively dragging someone as "Sir-ing" them. Just take a second and consider how deranged that framing is.

"Maybe we should wait and see how Craig does before we go after him?"

"Okay moralfag lol you think Sir-ing him will help you win?"

Fucking what. :story:

It's the same old dentractor pattern. It's why Craig thinks Derich is a whale. It's why Keemstar thinks DSP begs for rent money. It's a tidal wave of autism.

I don't know of many podcasts that would put this much research load into a guest, let alone a small one with small guests.
 
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Whatever happens in or after the interview. Phill will still have the support from the dent heads. True friends never leave a brother behind, right?
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Also it's pretty weird to describe not pre-emptively dragging someone as "Sir-ing" them. Just take a second and consider how deranged that framing is.
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It's the same old dentractor pattern. It's why Craig thinks Derich is a whale. It's why Keemstar thinks DSP begs for rent money. It's a tidal wave of autism.
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I have no idea how you are connecting these two things. I see some people mocking Craig for behaving like a retard. I also see dented detractors annoying him with retarded questions about "that whale derich". These two seem like very distinct groups of people. Completely retarded detractors existing isn't new (SOK, James ExpressFartsLane, Dooby,...)

Also, I'm not a party to the interview. I don't give a single fuck about making detractors look good and tidy up our PR, so that poor Craig doesn't get scared (important to note: no-one has done anything to him, no one has burned down his house. Just a few snide comments here or there). People who freak out over being "too mean" in hopes of getting into Craig's good graces and influence his interview style are insane. The interview is gonna be a trash fire either way. I'm not going to listen to autists pre-emptively blaming other detractors about Craig stuttering himself through the vortex and failing to do a decent interview. "Stooopid trolls, we could've had it all, this could've been our killshot and u ruined it with your meany comments, boohoo"

If this is the nothing burger that we all expect it to be, it's all on Craig, no one else.
 
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Excited lol I bet he doesn't even sleep tonight he'll be a gin soaked bag of nerves and not because he can't deflect as required but because he's become terrified of human interaction. I wonder how many times he'll rehearse the I am a former pro fighting game player origin story and then not get to spend 75 mins retelling it for the millionth time.

Everybody just needs to relax and let phil's natural retardation wash over this hungry band of desperadoes. Nobody is going to influence the outcome of this youtoober retirement home infomercial except the dipshits at the center of it. Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
 
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I'm actually excited to see this shit (not really). I don't care about what lies will pour from his snout. I just want to see if he does any clown mode shit in front of normal people. Imagine Phil wiggling his jowls going "ablolblobloo" out of nowhere while everyone is just kind of chuckling awkwardly. Imagine Phil burping down the barrel of the mic like the piece of filth he is, apologizing, and then doing it again 5 minutes later. Imagine him picking his ear, scratching his nostril, and biting his nails in that order. IMAGINE THE WOMAN'S DISGUST when he dies that shit. This will be beautiful.

See, Phil doesn't know how to interact with humans. He can't text. He can't call on the phone. He can't even reply to a post without calling someone "sir" like he's talking to a knight in fucking the middle ages. He's a fucking wild animal who jacked off on stream because he relaxed too much. Thinks he can do anything in his house, like no one is watching, despite the camera being there.

Now to watch as he turns on that camera to show what weirdo haircut he got on his day off so he can look "presentable"
 
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Balr0g said:
"Ready to move on" and "never adressing any drama again" from a guy who mentions a fucked up Burger King sandwich 1-2 years later as if said sandwich had robbed his parents leaving him nothing. Or his grudge against anyone who slighted him. I bet if Mo1st ever has drama around him Phil will be first in line to knibble on the bones.
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These kinds of statements are why people dislike Phil because anyone who watches him for a minute knows he LIVES for drama. He talks about the "detractors" every stream. He says he doesn't pay attention to detractors, yet regularly quotes detractor content and goes on for 20 minutes when triggered by $1 troll tips. If this interview goes well for him, he'll milk it for tips. If the interview goes poorly, he'll milk it for tips.
 
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Coke Zero said:
How does calling phil's wife names help us show the guys on the podcast that phil is a bad guy? Most of those comments are probably ok but the mean spirited stuff like that is pretty dumb. Sure its funny here and to people who already dont like dsp but to outsiders it just makes detractors look bad.
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DSP's detractors are his greatest asset. The most interesting thing to me about today's interview will be watching how they validate his victim narrative and rescue him from himself once again.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
These kinds of statements are why people dislike Phil because anyone who watches him for a minute knows he LIVES for drama. He talks about the "detractors" every stream. He says he doesn't pay attention to detractors, yet regularly quotes detractor content and goes on for 20 minutes when triggered by $1 troll tips. If this interview goes well for him, he'll milk it for tips. If the interview goes poorly, he'll milk it for tips.
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It's especially funny since he's had daily 15+ minute "DA TROOOOOOLLZ" segments ever since the damn guest appearance was announced. Not even the bank leaks or the StreamElements shitcanning has elicited this much coping about the trolls, the Twitch partnership ban was the last thing that's caused something like this.
 
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Apologies if this was posted already, but on the side scrollers episode yesterday that faggot Travis Keyes confirmed he is already censoring comments, plus chat will be in slow mode for the interview. Apparently Travis had some youtube error message when he was trying to ban people yesterday, and he's worried that he'll have issues banning people during the interview.

I was wondering why he was defending Phil so much earlier, but I took a look at some side scrollers streams and Travis Keyes begs almost as much as Phil does.

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Where Am I Playing said:
Apologies if this was posted already, but on the side scrollers episode yesterday that faggot Travis Keyes confirmed he is already censoring comments, plus chat will be in slow mode for the interview. Apparently Travis had some youtube error message when he was trying to ban people yesterday, and he's worried that he'll have issues banning people during the interview.

I was wondering why he was defending Phil so much earlier, but I took a look at some side scrollers streams and Travis Keyes begs almost as much as Phil does.

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Jeezus with begging like that no wonder they brought Dave on, probably wanna figure out how he makes more than them from less viewers.
 
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Where Am I Playing said:
Apologies if this was posted already, but on the side scrollers episode yesterday that faggot Travis Keyes confirmed he is already censoring comments, plus chat will be in slow mode for the interview. Apparently Travis had some youtube error message when he was trying to ban people yesterday, and he's worried that he'll have issues banning people during the interview.

I was wondering why he was defending Phil so much earlier, but I took a look at some side scrollers streams and Travis Keyes begs almost as much as Phil does.

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'Legends' LMAO, is he on Side Scrollers or 'That Being Said'?
 
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