DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

This 'business expenses' thing is wild and he keeps slipping it in.
He remembers the guy that dropped in on the bankruptcy call to 'troll' him, but has conveniently forgotten that the troll question was to explain the $5k business expenses which Phil said he explained in the bankruptcy document on the call.

So he remembers the details that he wants to remember, and has blanked out everything else. Including the details that he signed for in a legally binding document.
Also, my brother in Christ, it is absolutely your job to know your business expenses. It is literally entirely your job as the business owner.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Enjoyed this interview a lot and it was remarkable how retarded DSP sounded. He’s had some fucked up shit happen to him but he’s also obviously a hapless idiot bumbling through his life with zero plan, and is 100% addicted to mobile games and pisses away his money.

It’s ludicrous he wouldn’t do a LOLcow podcast for 50 grand. What a fucking idiot that’s enough money to seriously get you started again.

Here’s some fanart I made on request of DSP awhile ago that I never thought I’d have a happening to post in, glad to be wrong.

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Great art, absolutely horrifying subject
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Also, my brother in Christ, it is absolutely your job to know your business expenses. It is literally entirely your job as the business owner.
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Well actually I'll just put the breaks on your negativity train right here.

Phil recently explained that he DOES keep track of his bussiness, he can tell how things are going by how often he gets to wear the hat and vest......so feel free to apologize any time.
 
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So Craig emails him and Phil mocks it on stream, saying that he's probably loving that this is happening.
Phil then goes back to watching the stream.
Does he think this is some kind of revenge right now? Phil, you look fucking uhinged.

He also said Adam is about to go off and it's going to be good.
Someone asks if he's seen this and Phil says no.
Then how'd you know exactly where Adam starts his spiel?
Why do you even need to lie about that? Someone clearly fed him time stamps.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
It's interesting that Phil seems to think that when someone has 'done something' for him (ie. gave him a platform), he thinks they need to be blindly defended, and they should, in turn, then blindly defend him. He then loses his mind when the other party doesn't follow through. This explains his rigid concept of 'shilling' where he believes that any kind of sponsorship means you throw yourself at their heels and suppress all criticism, like he did with his chair sponsors.

I suspect this is also why he loses his mind in competitive games. When Phil gets a kill, he starts calling his opponent a dumbass, shit, terrible, etc. When he dies, he starts shrieking defenses - I think he believes that they shit talk him every time they kill him, like he does to them, and therefore he believes he needs to defend himself.

His concepts of business and social interactions are extremely rigid and it's multiplying this meltdown as a result.
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It's no different from all his relationships, personal, romantic, etc.

The guy can't handle closeness or trust of any kind, because he's too much of a paranoid nut case. He honestly believes that every time he's ever trusted anyone or "seen the good in people" they fuck him over (he's explicitly, straight out said that in the past).

Unless he's in 100% control he's always waiting to burn the bridge at the first hint of adversary. I believe the psychobabble term would be "fearful attachment style".
 
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"I'm not spending a dollar on it [mobile games] when I can't pay my bills."
He spent $15 on it this month, he said. And he paid his bills.

You literally begged for money to pay your bills a week ago, Phil.
The factual evidence for it is you. But you do have a point - that's a pretty fucking unreliable source.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
So Craig emails him and Phil mocks it on stream, saying that he's probably loving that this is happening.
Phil then goes back to watching the stream.
Does he think this is some kind of revenge right now? Phil, you look fucking uhinged.

He also said Adam is about to go off and it's going to be good.
Someone asks if he's seen this and Phil says no.
Then how'd you know exactly where Adam starts his spiel?
Why do you even need to lie about that? Someone clearly fed him time stamps.
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It's the only way Phil can convince Phil that Phil didn't wrong and everything correct. I never thought DSP and Ralph would be in competition for who would ruin their 2023 the fastest.
 
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