DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

i think he was the only one who restreamed the interview and didn't talk over the whole fucking thing
Kingjad also remained quiet during the whole interview. No bingo horns even. I was one of the dented few who had it running the whole day in my house on my day off.

Also, yeah, I do appreciate that this seems like it finally isn't attracting new pity to the vortex for a change. I don't want to say it. You know what the line is. And all I will say is, like his whole life, not a bang in sight. But plenty of whimpering.
 
he lost members after that interview, if it weren't for some dents dropping a total of 50 gifted memberships he would be forever bouncing between 370 and 380.
Phil constantly bounces back and forth.

If you’ve been on the Phil train for a while, one interview where he says the same shit he always says isn’t going to make you slam your fist, yell “IVE BEEN LIED TO!” and cancel your membership.


How else would people be exposed to Phil than these periodical YouTube spergfests?

It’s how he keeps attracting new viewers and paypigs, even if it’s a slow trickle.
 
These kinda of periodical outings are actually pretty good for Phil, because every time he gets some notoriety outside the goat sphere, it attracts new viewers and paypigs.

At this point he can’t really turn those down, which is why it’s so dumb of him to take his toys and go home.
The reason Phil was so pissed over this whole thing is that he wasn't looking at getting any of that. What Phil wanted was to gain some form of legitimacy, to escape his reputation as a lolcow and yet, the whole situation has cemented him as his reputation, not helped by Phil fooling himself into thinking that Craig and Adam bought his bullshit. New viewers and paypigs are meaningless to him if they are only there to laugh at his pathetic existence.
 
New viewers and paypigs are meaningless to him if they are only there to laugh at his pathetic existence.


Bro you could tip Phil a dollar talking about his fat wife and as long as the dollar cleared you'd be allowed back the next day to do it again.

Snowkarl routinely proves that a 1$ is all it takes.
 
Also Doody got a bunch of lore wrong. Like a bunch. Doody will 100 percent fuck this shit up worse than Doody and the other voices did last night.

Towards the end of the podcast the autism was so strong from all the "detractors" it scared Craig off.
The moment they started pouring in, I knew the stream was fucked. Think that was the point Craig realised the detractors suffer from the same level, if not more, autism then Phil himself. Isn't there really anyone less inept then Doody around to take over, by the way?
 
The moment they started pouring in, I knew the stream was fucked. Think that was the point Craig realised the detractors suffer from the same level, if not more, autism then Phil himself. Isn't there really anyone less inept then Doody around to take over, by the way?
Proper came in too late, by then Craig was already like "you guys have fun, peace". All that needed to happen was kicking doody out, and Shinko too.
 
Proper came in too late, by then Craig was already like "you guys have fun, peace". All that needed to happen was kicking doody out, and Shinko too.
Yeah people seem to forget that Craig was also streaming, and he has an audience for boomer gamers that talk about all kinds of shit, and not this type of stuff.

Like this british guy with a nice voice who smokes weed, he is not a fan of the wheelchair jokes and made it a point to bring it up when he was a guest somewhere else. I get it.
 
I do agree that his prime motivation was something other than new viewers/more money though.
He wanted validation and got none of it. It's why I said this interview would change nothing about DSP. He wanted somebody outside of his circle of Kat and his audience to listen to him and agree that detractors are bad and then say he seems like a decent guy in a public setting. He planned on putting it on a pedestal of "See? I told you guys" and it backfired in his face. Instead he got backed into a corner and refused to give any proof of anything he's claimed and gave his "detractors" more ammo.
 
He wanted validation and got none of it. It's why I said this interview would change nothing about DSP. He wanted somebody outside of his circle of Kat and his audience to listen to him and agree that detractors are bad and then say he seems like a decent guy in a public setting. He planned on putting it on a pedestal of "See? I told you guys" and it backfired in his face. Instead he got backed into a corner and refused to give any proof of anything he's claimed and gave his "detractors" more ammo.
And he also didn't want his "fanbase" to watch it because he basically confirmed a lot of the theories we said (though in a way that would substantially weaken the impact). Like "I am still playing WWEC" while always telling his cult he doesn't. Or his general pussy willowing (Thanks Phil I take that) to everything Craig and Adam threw at him. He acted like that mob follower in high school. Or perhaps "That annyoing kid we let hang out with us" nodding his head, agreeing with a lot they said etc. Not acting like tough guy Phil in his North Korea chat
 
He wanted validation and got none of it. It's why I said this interview would change nothing about DSP. He wanted somebody outside of his circle of Kat and his audience to listen to him and agree that detractors are bad and then say he seems like a decent guy in a public setting. He planned on putting it on a pedestal of "See? I told you guys" and it backfired in his face. Instead he got backed into a corner and refused to give any proof of anything he's claimed and gave his "detractors" more ammo.
This is pretty much what Phil had in mind originally, well he definitely thought it wasn't going to end the way it did and it was when they started asking him fairly detailed and specific questions about stuff "behind the scenes", it was at that point he really started to falter and was getting fairly uncomfortable based on his body language and tone (even then I don't even think many of the questions they asked him crossed any particular boundaries, Phil was even willing to describe exactly what he was spending his money on at one point, i.e. the Hulu subscription lol).

When he was complaining that he was devastated to hear that Craig tweeted out about how they were inviting him onto the show and that they wanted to ask Phil some questions by reaching out to people on twitter, that was outright the worst thing that they could have possibly done in his eyes

He really did want to "shoot the shit" so speak, show up, stand on his pedestal about how he's one of the most prolific content creators on the internet with a massive turd cloud that follows him on these deranged discord servers and numerous forums because these mentally ill morahns obsess over how successful and popular Phil really is and how these trolls are so mad and upset about that, they try their absolute hardest to make Phil give up and walk away form kanent creation.

It would have been a pity fest, I'm really glad Craig and Adam did what they did because it truly showed that normies outside of his immediate subscriber circle weren't going to fall for any of his lies and half truth rubbish that he always does to his strange fanbase, they both realised that Phil himself is too stuck in his own world, in constant denial and paranoia about these trolls and other issues that he exaggerates without being directly honest and probably needs some form of help.

You know that comment and about him considering to seek some sort of help was the straw that broke Phil's back, because he really wanted them to say that about the detractors, not Phil.
 
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blabs did nothing wrong, she did everything correct. Sound good?
 
Also Doody got a bunch of lore wrong. Like a bunch. Doody will 100 percent fuck this shit up worse than Doody and the other voices did last night.

Towards the end of the podcast the autism was so strong from all the "detractors" it scared Craig off.

Doody and this new wave of "detractors"are full on lolcows.

Back in my DSP watching days, it was mainly Tevin and a few restreamers. Snort Burnell is great because he shows DSP in his natural habitat without gay ops, "huh commentary", and trying to create some faggot community (Chillmurray apparently has a group called the "boyfriends").

Doody is like the DSP cult leader of the dent-tractors.
 
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