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people talk about phil winning the lottery and begging the next day, but depending on how big a lottery it is, it would just seal his fate.

lets say he wins 8 million dollars, is that enough for phil to quit streaming on the assumption he never has to again?

assuming Kat finds out about it, she'll likely divorce his ass, so 4 million dollars out already. okay, thats still enough so he can quit streaming. so he stops. in a matter of years, phil burns it all with gacha shit. the problem is all his paypigs have moved on to bigger and better streamers. maybe they start simping for smaller thot streamers.

phil starts streaming again. but his channel has been dead for several years, depending on how much later this is, he declares bankruptcy again and moves back in with his parents since he cant cant get more pay piggies in time.
 
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Michael Janke said:
people talk about phil winning the lottery and begging the next day, but depending on how big a lottery it is, it would just seal his fate.

lets say he wins 8 million dollars, is that enough for phil to quit streaming on the assumption he never has to again?

assuming Kat finds out about it, she'll likely divorce his ass, so 4 million dollars out already. okay, thats still enough so he can quit streaming. so he stops. in a matter of years, phil burns it all with gacha shit. the problem is all his paypigs have moved on to bigger and better streamers. maybe they start simping for smaller thot streamers.

phil starts streaming again. but his channel has been dead for several years, depending on how much later this is, he declares bankruptcy again and moves back in with his parents since he cant cant get more pay piggies in time.
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Plot twist; DSP has been frantically trying to spend every cent he earns ASAP so that Khet doesn't have a reason to file for divorce
 
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Sskarm said:
So what's the verdict on far cry 6?
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the opposite of his death loop verdict (ironically the thing people hate about FC6 is what he hated about DL except Prey and Dishonored are nothing like DL) cause king contrarian needs to go against the flow. Generally, people are sick of "The Ubisoft game" the SSDD that both AC and FC follow but not phil, he doesn't know what they're talking about. He's enjoying it...except most of the time he isn't. BUT don't let the bitching moaning and whining fool you he likes it..till he won't.
 
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Near end of stream post begment update:

Total tip: $50

Top tip: BTS 1MM ($25)

Viewer: 192

Chat is talking about drugs as Phil mocking a South American character accent, Phil did not like it and ask why they didn't talk about the gameplay instead

Phil denies he ever cheated back in the day, chat is pressing X hard

"Absolutely the last chance to contribute guys, if you are holding off tips, now is the time, okay?"

*Snort*

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I love Phil’s completely baffled, wide-eyed expression as he informs his viewers that contributions were very slow today, and then hits us with a “I DON’T KNOW WHYYYY!” Every slow stream ends with the same “I’m confused!” act.

His kahntent is THAT fucking good, doods. What more could he possibly do?
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
The reason why he's ducking Metroid Dread is because the game will hand his ass to him on a platter.
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He was probably waiting for full walkthroughs to be completed. I will admit certain sections/bosses took me a while to figure out and you will need some decent coordination and reflex skills. The game also does not give clear directions on where to go in order to move forward with the story. You need to backtrack certain areas and the maps are very complicated with multiple entrances/exits. He will either need a viewer to handhold or rely on walkthroughs before streams and during breaks.

I'm curious how long it will take before he starts to blame the game and developers when his reflexes can't keep up.
 
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But I Digress said:
Earlier he defending Far Cry 6 saying it's "comfort food".
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Far Cry 6 Review - Comfort Food​

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Far Cry 6 Review - Comfort Food

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He's a hack. Parroting shit. He wants to be a contrarian sucking the dick of the game until tips start running low, and the games overstayed it's welcome from him purposely stalling it so he is shitting on it now. He isn't original and cannot form his own opinion on anything.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:

Far Cry 6 Review - Comfort Food​

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Far Cry 6 Review - Comfort Food

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He's a hack. Parroting shit. He wants to be a contrarian sucking the dick of the game until tips start running low, and the games overstayed it's welcome from him purposely stalling it so he is shitting on it now. He isn't original and cannot form his own opinion on anything.
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Guess Jarek is one of the YouTubers Kat enjoys.
 
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PyroAlert said:
Phil has ruined the word and meaning of chill for me. It is painful how much he uses that word to describe extremely unchill streams.

Phil should be more honest and label his streams as “toxic, hostile, childish, and disturbing”.

Anyone else got a word or phrase that has been forever scarred due to Phil’s stupidity?
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lol @ his delusion that people are 'holding back tips'.
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God I want to go back to tip work for a night and accuse people of that.
 
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